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sex is like chinese food. even when its bad, its still pretty good.
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07-08-2010, 06:36 AM | #3 |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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07-08-2010, 09:49 AM | #5 | |
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07-08-2010, 02:37 AM | #6 |
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Just did. Oh wait, no, I sat on the remote.
Honestly, I've only been w/ Gonzo and we have always had a great physical relationship. Eh, when we have time to have it. Having a kid does put a damper on that area. So to answer this question, I don't recall any moment where I said to myself, "FFS, I could be plaing GTA!" |
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07-08-2010, 09:40 AM | #8 |
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well my neighbor had a 3-legged goat ...
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07-08-2010, 10:36 PM | #9 |
Threepeat!
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Went to a whorehouse, once. Walked in and the madam said...
"It's $40 for a blowjob and $100 if you want to get fucked." I said, "I want to get fucked." "Okay, take your $100 upstairs and knock at room number five." "Sounds good." I moved quickly & eagerly up the stairs, landing in a dim hallway with a series of numbered doors. After my eyes adjusted to the poor lighting, I found room number five. I knocked softly, but there was no reply. I knocked a little louder and still no reply. So I banged very loudly and a harsh woman's voice replied... "What the hell do you want?" "I want to get fucked." "Then slide a hundred dollars under the door, sugar." "Okay, there it is." Silence. Not a sound. So I yelled, "Open the door!" Even more silence. So I yelled "Hey! Let's go!" Still nothing. So I banged as hard as I could on the door and the same voice replied... "What the hell do want?" "I came here to get fuckED! I want to get fuckED!" The woman laughed and said, "What? Again?" Worst sex evah!
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07-08-2010, 11:48 PM | #10 |
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Probably the very first time I ****ed a girl on her rag. I just remember my pubes being caked in menstrual blood and how ****ing nasty that was.
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07-09-2010, 12:05 AM | #11 |
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I was going to say something in comparing your dick to the size of tampon, but I've decided not to.
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07-09-2010, 12:11 AM | #12 |
I'll be back.
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I'd **** a girl on the rag just so I could show her this face:
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07-09-2010, 06:27 AM | #13 |
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Threepeat!
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Getting some mileage out of this gif.
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07-09-2010, 06:58 AM | #15 |
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Sex during the period is a lot better than no sex at all. So I've invested in red washcloths.
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