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02-07-2013, 12:31 PM | #76 |
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I had to take one once. I didn't use my blinker and he pulled me over. So he had me walk in a straight line. I didn't do anything wrong as far as I could tell, but he had me do the breathalyzer anyway, then he let me go. I think he was just being a dick; it was a small town and he knew who I was. He ended up getting fired a few years later because he was using an ATV that the police had somehow recovered as his own ATV.
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02-07-2013, 12:36 PM | #77 |
a haw haw haw
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One of my favorite scenes from the movie Clay Pigeons
Sheriff:"Barney don't poke the body with a stick." FBI agent:"You have a deputy named Barney?"
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02-07-2013, 01:46 PM | #78 | |
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02-07-2013, 03:47 PM | #79 |
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Don't know if its been said but only refuse the test if you know you are two times the legal limit..16 becomes aggregated in Oklahoma.
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02-07-2013, 07:12 PM | #80 |
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Way to go dude.
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02-07-2013, 08:13 PM | #81 |
My work speaks for itself!!!
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unless your Jovan Belcher!
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02-08-2013, 05:11 PM | #82 |
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3 beers in 4 hours...but you can smell it on your breath....NOT telling them gives them probable cause....
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02-08-2013, 05:44 PM | #83 |
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02-08-2013, 05:57 PM | #84 |
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Lansing is, and always has been one big speed trap. Most of the locals know that and if you're within a couple miles of the limit and have LV tags, most of them will let you pass. Most of the Lansing cops and LVCO deputies are pretty good guys. But there is one little turd that drives one of the Chargers that is an absolute terror.
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02-08-2013, 06:48 PM | #85 |
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Man if you actually did a FST and passed you are the only person in history that I know has done that.
Those tests are designed for you to fail. The officer couldn't even do it if his life depended on it. Houston is the DWI capital of the world. There are over 300,000 people on probation at any given time. It's a huge revenue generator and at the same time it ruins your life. I speak from experience, here is what you do. A. Never admit to drinking B. Never take the breath test they are inaccurate C. Never do a FST because if he asks you out of the car it's already over. You got lucky this time. D. Remember everything is on camera so don't argue. If you have a good video you can fight it. If you are see arguing then the prosecutor will claim you are belligerent. E. Call a ****ing cab. Will save you lots of time and money and headache. |
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02-08-2013, 06:56 PM | #86 | |
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