49ers name Chip Kelly Head Football Coach

[Mr. Flopnuts]

As their new head coach.

https://www.facebook.com/AdamSchefter/?fref=nf

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Red Beans

This is like trying to cure cancer by injecting the patient with AIDS.

I get what you're trying to do, but viruses are the new frontier in cancer eradication. Basically, the right viruses can attack cancer cells better than any other regimen, so the game plan is let it attack until the cancer is dead, then eradicate the virus after.

BTW - you can't inject AIDS. AIDS is a syndrome, not a substance. You inject HIV and wait to acquire AIDS.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I get what you're trying to do, but viruses are the new frontier in cancer eradication. Basically, the right viruses can attack cancer cells better than any other regimen, so the game plan is let it attack until the cancer is dead, then eradicate the virus after.

BTW - you can't inject AIDS. AIDS is a syndrome, not a substance. You inject HIV and wait to acquire AIDS.

What if someone injects you with Magic Johnson HIV

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

NFL.com's Ian Rapoport reports new 49ers coach Chip Kelly is excited to work with Colin Kaepernick.

Per Rapsheet, Kelly was "trying to figure out how to trade for/sign" Kaepernick as he "plotted potential moves and his next NFL stop." It would suggest Kap has a major leg up on Blaine Gabbert in their looming quarterback battle. Kelly operated largely without dual-threat quarterbacks in Philadelphia, but all of his college success came with QBs who could also run. Kap has rare running ability for a signal caller. His career could be in for a major revival under Kelly.

Here's the thing: Gabbert can run. With that said, I hope Gabbert gets the **** out of there for his own sake. If the Rams didn't have Fisher, I'd say that would be a perfect landing spot for him. As is, he should go to Houston.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

What if someone injects you with Magic Johnson HIV

No idea, why?

[BWillie]

I like Chip. He runs a good system, not sure if it will succeed in the NFL or not, but he's a smart smart coach. HORRIBLE GM though. I do feel like he got kind of a bad wrap in Philly, people claiming he's racist because he didn't want Desean Jackson and all of that.

Worst case scenario is he gets canned in a few years from SF, and goes back to college to dominate.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by BWillie

I do feel like he got kind of a bad wrap in Philly,

Did it have salmonella or E. coli?

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Did it have salmonella or E. coli?

Expired Cheez Whiz

[Deberg_1990]

Does he get to 'revolutionize' the NFL this time?

[Shekelsteinberg]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

As their new head coach.

https://www.facebook.com/AdamSchefter/?fref=nf

Look likes Colin Sackorpick got a new lease on life.

[Red Beans]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

I get what you're trying to do, but viruses are the new frontier in cancer eradication. Basically, the right viruses can attack cancer cells better than any other regimen, so the game plan is let it attack until the cancer is dead, then eradicate the virus after.

BTW - you can't inject AIDS. AIDS is a syndrome, not a substance. You inject HIV and wait to acquire AIDS.

Thanks for the lesson doc. Thank goodness you saved us all from some vital misinformation that my half assed joke, in an internet thread about Chip Kelly, on a Chiefs message board, might have propagated. While I find the information interesting, this really isn't the time or place for a cellular biology lesson. I suggest you take your vast pool of knowledge and use it in an attempt to grow a sense of humor.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Red Beans

Thanks for the lesson doc. Thank goodness you saved us all from some vital misinformation that my half assed joke, in an internet thread about Chip Kelly, on a Chiefs message board, might have propagated. While I find the information interesting, this really isn't the time or place for a cellular biology lesson. I suggest you take your vast pool of knowledge and use it in an attempt to grow a sense of humor.

Sorry you have no interest in good news in the fight on cancer.

But why would I need a sense of humor to appreciate a half-assed joke?

Are half-assed jokes particularly disposed to a keen sense of humor?

[Red Beans]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Sorry you have no interest in good news in the fight on cancer.

But why would I need a sense of humor to appreciate a half-assed joke?

Are half-assed jokes particularly disposed to a keen sense of humor?

You need to work on reading comprehension as well. I said I did have interest in the subject. You're just being the guy that corrects an obvious, but slightly unfunny joke with real facts. You're either oblivious or being a douche. Either way it's obviously an issue for you.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Red Beans

You need to work on reading comprehension as well. I said I did have interest in the subject. You're just being the guy that corrects an obvious, but slightly unfunny joke with real facts. You're either oblivious or being a douche. Either way it's obviously an issue for you.

First, since the tone of your entire post was flamingly sarcastic, **** me for not acknowledging your rapt interest as expressed.

More importantly, my intent wasn't to correct you. That's why I prefaced the whole ****ING thing with "I get what you're trying to do." I just found the info interesting.

Your pedigree as a half-assed jokester is intact.

If I had thought of the source at the time, I would have just posted this;

http://killingcancer.vice.com/

[Red Beans]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

My intent wasn't to correct you. That's why I prefaced the whole ****ING thing with "I get what you're trying to do." I just found the info interesting.

If I had thought of the source at the time, I would have just posted this;

http://killingcancer.vice.com/

Well maybe I need to work on my reading comprehension. I read what you said but didn't really comprehend it. You're right, it is interesting... Sometimes it's difficult to read tone in the typed word. This is one of those times for me. My apologies.

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by Red Beans

Well maybe I need to work on my reading comprehension. I read what you said but didn't really comprehend it. You're right, it is interesting... Sometimes it's difficult to read tone in the typed word. This is one of those times for me. My apologies.

Good on ya.