Life My daughter got a 2 seed - Page 7

Dr. Johnny Fever · 09:27 PM

My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 03-21-2012, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

She wasn't the one that..................................oh nevermind.

It wouldn't be CP without you cutting me now and then BD.

niblet · 03-21-2012, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

Dorky band geek boy scout gets one of the 8 hottest girls in a school of 2800? Does not compute.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 03-21-2012, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by niblet

Dorky band geek boy scout gets one of the 8 hottest girls in a school of 2800? Does not compute.

Well he's an athelete too... best pitcher on the high school baseball team and plays a decent game of basketball. Kids do it all these days.

Besides she's a "band geek" and vocalist too.

niblet · 03-21-2012, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

Well he's an athelete too... best pitcher on the high school baseball team and plays a decent game of basketball. Kids do it all these days.

Including your daughter.

Douchebaggery commenced.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 03-21-2012, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by niblet

Including your daughter.

Douchebaggery commenced.

Yes and thank you!

**RealSNR** · 03-22-2012, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

So pretty much he's Eddie Haskell.

He's a douche. Your daughter shouldn't be hanging around him. I recommend using the silencer

Setsuna · 03-22-2012, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

She's had the same bf for almost 2 years and if there's one kid on earth I trust more than her it might be him.

Fail x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

BryanBusby · 03-22-2012, 12:56 AM

hi pics in 3 years from now ty

big nasty kcnut · 03-22-2012, 01:01 AM

That a good seeding. Now go to the school and beat those punks for not making her number one.
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Dr. Johnny Fever · 03-22-2012, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

So pretty much he's Eddie Haskell.

He's a douche. Your daughter shouldn't be hanging around him. I recommend using the silencer

His parents own 16 Burger Kings. I'm gonna let this ride out because if she can find love and money she'll have one more thing than the love her parents can give her.

Sofa King · 03-22-2012, 01:34 AM

True story.... I subscribed to this thread so i can make sure to respond to it sober tomorrow.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 03-22-2012, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King

True story.... I subscribed to this thread so i can make sure to respond to it sober tomorrow.

We ALL look forward to that.

Silock · 03-22-2012, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. noonanbeermefever

I've considered it and I've told Ray that (Ray is my kiddos nickname) and she just laughed. If he weren't such a damn good kid. He calls me Mr. Dr. noonanbeermefever and asks if 9pm is ok to get her home... on a weekend... and shakes my hand and invites me to come see him pitch in his next baseball game... and offers to buy dinner when I take them out (I don't let him) and if he didn't have a 4 plus gpa and was a trumpet player in band with her and wasn't a student senator and wasn't so damn willing to let himself be embarrassed during the boy/girl pommers routine because he can't dance worth a shit but he did it for her... if it wasn't for all that and more I'm probably kill him.

You know he's tappin' that, right?

Dr. Johnny Fever · 03-22-2012, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Silock

You know he's tappin' that, right?

Yeah...... no. Nice try though. heh.

crazycoffey · 03-22-2012, 02:19 AM

Don't know if it's been said before, but;

your anger on both points and your pride on the second point are all spot on. That's good news.

Bad news, these boys are trying to get their carrots wet in you little girl.

More bad news, there is very little you can do about it. It will happen at some point. And knowing about it is probably the last thing you can want.

Water is wet. sky is blue. Hopefully your daughter exhibits the best of you.

taking for granted that your best is close to the best you wanted to exhibit....

03-21-2012, 09:20 PM
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	My daughter got a 2 seed My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions... 1. How dare those **ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger) 2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride) 3. Why the ** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger) No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell. Dads... how would you feel about this? I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit. Last edited by Dr. Johnny Fever; 03-21-2012 at 09:27 PM..
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03-22-2012, 02:19 AM	#105
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $5087901	Don't know if it's been said before, but; your anger on both points and your pride on the second point are all spot on. That's good news. Bad news, these boys are trying to get their carrots wet in you little girl. More bad news, there is very little you can do about it. It will happen at some point. And knowing about it is probably the last thing you can want. Water is wet. sky is blue. Hopefully your daughter exhibits the best of you. taking for granted that your best is close to the best you wanted to exhibit....
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