What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?

[wutamess]

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by Donger

Or a pair of needle-nose pliers.

The funny part was that this happened when I was pretty young, so I just assumed that it was normal. I learned the truth after discussing it with my older brothers.

So why'd she do it? Am I missing something?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

This is really ****ing weird. So weird I dont know anyone else on EARTH that probably does the same thing.

One night I needed a rubber, went across the hall to my roomates room and asked if I could have one. He was sleeping. I didn't care. Kept knocking til he woke up but never did. At the time, I heard this loud whistling noise. His door was unlocked and I knew where he kept his rubbers, so after about a min or 2 with no answer, I quitely opened the door only to hear this loud noise get louder.

Heres the weird part.

He was sleeping with his hair dryer on. It was plugged in the wall, turned on, and he had it blowing down underneath the sheets/blankets.

Once again, he slept with the blowdryer on and next to him. How the **** does one......A: get any sleep whatsoever as its the loudest thing in the house next to the vaccuum and garbage disposal.......and B: not get incredibly hot or catch anything on fire?

Weirdest thing Ive seen anyone ever do.

This isn't weird. His sheets were cold. Everyone hates climbing into bed when the sheets are cold.

[jimhitter]

I had a house party once. I had a diabetic friend that had too much to drink and was doing wrestling moves on a 4' pine tree in my front yard. He ran at it with his arm extended to try and knock it down. As if that wasn't enough he then tried to suplex the pine tree. Needless to say, the pine tree was still standing and he was very scratched up.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by wutamess

So why'd she do it? Am I missing something?

I have no idea why she did it.

[ziggysocki]

Originally Posted by Donger

I witnessed an old girlfriend sneakily insert her underwear into her vagina when we were making out once.

Not worthless without...but, definitely better with pics.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I knew a guy who...

...drew up plans to use dynamite to dig a basement under his house, which was even weirder since he lived in a mobile home.

...piled rocks for several weeks as part of a plan to build a rock home in a vacant lot, even though he didn't know how to build a house and didn't know who owned the lot.

...drew up plans to build his own helium flying machine and seriously tried to recruit people to build it. (Think bicycle with a big balloon on top.)

...almost got married, but backed out a week before the ceremony.

...invited me to be his roommate, and then backed out after we had signed the lease and I was a week from moving in. (The third roommate was already moved in.)

...went to a number of different colleges, changing his major every time. I can't remember the details any more, but remember that it was an entertaining process to watch.

He was actually a very nice guy and a pal, so even the roommate thing was forgiveable. Everyone just acknowledged that he was eccentric. (I'm not sure how long it took the bride-to-be to forgive him, though.)

Great story!

[Delano]

I worked at a movie theatre during high school and caught a guy looking through the projectionist window and masturbating. The movie was Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo.

[raybec 4]

Originally Posted by Donger

I have no idea why she did it.

How much of the underwear actually made it into the cooch and how much effort was involved in getting them there?

[Otter]

The awkwardness of this moment may be difficult to put into words but...

Two of my old room mates decided it would be a good idea to drop acid one night before we had a house party. One of them was pretty flaky to begin with so out of curiosity how they would handle this in a crowded basement I was kind of keeping my eye on them during the night.

After noticing they disappeared for awhile I went upstairs to look for them. I heard sounds coming from behind Jason's door and opened it in one quick motion to surprise them.

There were two full grown men, hockey players at that, embraced in each others arms crying at the top of their lungs. When I surprised them by opening the door they looked at me, paused and did that move a crying child does where he stops and sniffles for a couple seconds before letting out more big sobs and went back to crying.

I slowly closed the door, mumbled "good luck with that" under my breath and never looked for them again and never asked.

Every time I see the scene in "Fight Club" where Ed Norton is hugging Bob I get an uneasy case of the shivers.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by raybec 4

How much of the underwear actually made it into the cooch and how much effort was involved in getting them there?

The entire garment. She completed the job over a few minutes, but I didn't exactly break out the stop watch.

[raybec 4]

Originally Posted by Donger

The entire garment. She completed the job over a few minutes, but I didn't exactly break out the stop watch.

I am speechless.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by raybec 4

I am speechless.

Her lips were sealed, too.


Sorry, couldn't resist.

[Otter]

Originally Posted by Delano

I worked at a movie theatre during high school and caught a guy looking through the projectionist window and masturbating. The movie was Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo.

I can't count the number of times I caught guys spanking it. One however stands out...

We were living down Ocean City for the summer and after leaving for work I forgot my waiter book. Turned around and when I walked in the guy who thought he had the house to himself was buck naked, on his knees in the middle of the living room floor whacking off to a magazine he had on the floor between his legs.

He looked up saw me, and yelled "THIS IS PRIVATE TIME!!!!" and actually shocked me enough where I just turned around and went to work without grabbing what I went back for in the first place.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by Donger

The entire garment. She completed the job over a few minutes, but I didn't exactly break out the stop watch.

Did she do it only once? You never asked why she'd stick her panties up her snatch or nothing? That's a little weird but I guess it's a little bit of a turn-on.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by Otter

I can't count the number of times I caught guys spanking it. One however stands out...

We were living down Ocean City for the summer and after leaving for work I forgot my waiter book. Turned around and when I walked in the guy who thought he had the house to himself was buck naked, on his knees in the middle of the living room floor whacking off to a magazine he had on the floor between his legs.

He looked up saw me, and yelled "THIS IS PRIVATE TIME!!!!" and actually shocked me enough where I just turned around and went to work without grabbing what I went back for in the first place.

:

You should've said... "DO WORK SON!... DO WORK!"