Life Trick or Treaters - Page 7

BucEyedPea · 10-31-2017, 03:15 PM

Are you ready for the little humans tonight? What's your set-up?

I have all my candy divided and organized as to type in different bowls. I'm pretty anal about how I organize candy by brands.

I will select each candy to match who is at my door. There has to be some automated way of dealing with this, so you can still read or watch TV. Any ideas for that?

I am already snitching bits and pieces. Hope I don't run out.

stevieray · 10-31-2017, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm striking out as well. Children appear to be frightened to approach an old house where a bald man is hovering in front of the window looking out at them.

Theme to Halloween blaring prolly didn't help.

**Indian Chief** · 10-31-2017, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm striking out as well. Children appear to be frightened to approach an old house where a bald man is hovering in front of the window looking out at them.

Um, why are you watching my house?

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2017, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Chief

Um, why are you watching my house?

I always watch it. Why should tonight be different?

Frazod · 10-31-2017, 07:27 PM

My street is all buildings with two-bedroom townhouses. Not exactly conducive to families with kids. But still, I figured I'd get some.

I didn't get home until 6:30, though. I guess they were probably out earlier.

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2017, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

Theme to Halloween blaring prolly didn't help.

I'm playing the ice cream truck song to lure them in, and it's still not working.

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2017, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod

My street is all buildings with two-bedroom townhouses. Not exactly conducive to families with kids. But still, I figured I'd get some.

I didn't get home until 6:30, though. I guess they were probably out earlier.

It would be really creepy if it turned out that your next door neighbor was a mass murderer.

But I guess if that was the case you'd still get the half that were coming from the other direction, so it's probably not an issue.

Frazod · 10-31-2017, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I'm playing the ice cream truck song to lure them in, and it's still not working.

Do you still park this van in front of your house?

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2017, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod

Do you still park this van in front of your house?

Good point. They may be confused and are going to the van. I'll pull it into the garage.

ChiefsCountry · 10-31-2017, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie

You don't miss fast internet, any amenities and good restaurants?

I live in the country and have faster internet than almost any city.

**mlyonsd** · 10-31-2017, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie

You don't miss fast internet, any amenities and good restaurants?

What amentities? Do you think I shit in an out house?

**Rain Man** · 10-31-2017, 07:52 PM

I had my first trick or treaters.

Word of caution. If you try to say, "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup", it's easy to slip and say, "Reese's Penis Butter Cup." True story.

GloucesterChief · 10-31-2017, 07:57 PM

Rain + World Series game = less than last year.

**mlyonsd** · 10-31-2017, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I had my first trick or treaters.

Word of caution. If you try to say, "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup", it's easy to slip and say, "Reese's Penis Butter Cup." True story.

Might want to dumb it down to "Oooh, you scared me".

stumppy · 10-31-2017, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I had my first trick or treaters.

Word of caution. If you try to say, "Reese's Peanut Butter Cup", it's easy to slip and say, "Reese's Penis Butter Cup." True story.

Reported. Sorry, but this will be a good thing, you'll see.

**srvy** · 10-31-2017, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod

Zero. Not one goddamn trick or treater.

Granted, I didn't get home until 6:30, but still, you'd think I would have at least gotten a couple.

Two bags of friggin candy, straight to my gut and the wife's ass.

Its now 9 pm and not one trick or treat. What a bunch of pussies being raised now. First night of temps dropping and parents and kids are to lazy to get out. Is there an app for this now? Id been out treating or terrorizing in my day.

10-31-2017, 03:15 PM
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