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Old 10-06-2012, 08:52 AM   #1
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You always knew you were in trouble when my mother would call you out by your full name....and if you ever asked my dad where you at? He would always respond "somewhere between the a and the t...
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:54 AM   #2
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:03 AM   #3
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My dad was a fly-boy in the USAF so a lot of his vernacular was imported from his work.
"You're as ****ed up as a navigator with a bent slide rule and a hangover."
He did 2 tours in Nam as well, so I'd get a lot of pigeon English on occasion.

"Boy, we need to Dee Dee Mau" (sp?) which means gtfo.
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I loved the guy on top of the pole starting at around 3:15.
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:19 AM   #4
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:34 AM   #5
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"I'm sweating like a whore in church." /dad


You just reminded me of my Grandpa's Racist southern Baptist church version of this.
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:26 AM   #6
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:32 AM   #7
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:36 AM   #8
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It's colder than a witch's nipple. /notorious's saying
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:50 AM   #9
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It's colder than a witch's nipple. /notorious's saying
I always heard it as "colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra"
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:00 AM   #10
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I always heard it as "colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra"
That's pretty good.
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:00 AM   #11
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:20 AM   #12
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:38 AM   #13
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:49 AM   #14
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My grandad had more sayings than I can remember. But here are a few.

A penny saved is a penny earned
It's not a bargain if you don't need it
I'm sweating like a ni**er at an election ( I apologize if that one offends anyone. He wasn't being racist. Just something he said)
You're like a bull in a china shop
One boy is half a man. Two boys are no man at all
If you take care of your pennies, the dollars will take care of themselves
You can't out give God(when talking about tithing)
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Old 10-06-2012, 12:01 PM   #15
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