Life so how do you guys feel about punching females? - Page 8

CHENZ A! · 05-26-2008, 08:54 PM

In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?

DJ_is_the_realdeal · 05-27-2008, 10:37 AM

Was raised by my mom and 4 sisters and they have always told me if a woman is man enough to hit you, then they are man enough to get hit. Been a bouncer before and you did the right thing. You should always be the cool-headed one. you might not realize it but you probably gained alot of respect from the people that go to that bar.

**petegz28** · 05-27-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FAX

I couldn't agree more, Mr. Vanilla Thunder. I've always found that a double boob slap sets the tone for an evening of mixed-sex violence.

FAX

blueballs · 05-27-2008, 10:57 AM

Boyfriend takes her out gets her drunk
jumps on then pisses her off - holds on for dear life
the feel of the wet spot between her legs cooled your anger

R&GHomer · 05-27-2008, 12:01 PM

I look at it like this. If a Woman is willing to step up like a man she can get knocked down like one. That being said, the only reason I would hit a woman is if she hit me in the face, kicked me in the nuts or threatened severe bodily harm.

**bogey** · 05-27-2008, 12:40 PM

I once saw a woman so drunk she went to one end of the bar and swept her arm along the entire bar clearing every drink and all the stacked up glasses. When the bouncer tried to stop her she turned and made a bullzeye kick to his crotch. He went to his knees and puked. It took 3 or 4 men to get her out of the bar. She deserved a punch in the face to calm her down, but no one did it.

**luv** · 05-27-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by R&GHomer

I look at it like this. If a Woman is willing to step up like a man she can get knocked down like one. That being said, the only reason I would hit a woman is if she hit me in the face, kicked me in the nuts or threatened severe bodily harm.

Agreed.

KCChiefsMan · 05-27-2008, 01:05 PM

man that is a tough situation. I'm glad for you that it was just keys digging through your neck rather than a knife. I would have grabbed ahold of her so she would stop attacking for sure. I can't believe they have the nerve to press charges on you. They won't win

Lono · 05-27-2008, 01:06 PM

Doesn't your bar have some sort of responsibility to you. I mean if your a bouncer aren't you being paid to kick these people out and defend their bar by physical means. If not you would see 5'5" bouncers. I bet they would come cheaper.

Simply Red · 05-27-2008, 01:22 PM

Like Donger and I.

**HemiEd** · 05-27-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Just out of curiosity, how big are you?

This needs properly re-phrased, in Tulsa speak.

"How big a fella are you, any how?"

**chasedude** · 05-27-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd

This needs properly re-phrased, in Tulsa speak.

"How big a fella are you, any how?"

I reckon so

Moobs · 05-27-2008, 01:56 PM

I don't condone hitting females. Unless Danica Patrick is on the rag again and gets all pissy with another driver, then I'd like to see her out cold before she hits the ground.

Otter · 05-27-2008, 01:57 PM

Off topic, if you ever get a chance watch "The Way of the Gun". Sarah Silverman gets knocked the **** out by Bencio Del Toro (sp?) within the first 5 minutes of the movie.

It's a kick ass movie to boot.

**HemiEd** · 05-27-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

I reckon so

"You ever had you ass whooped?" "Gonna open up a 55 gallon drum of whoop ass, and dump it all over you." [/RoyDamnMercer]

**HemiEd** · 05-27-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Moobs

I don't condone hitting females. Unless Danica Patrick is on the rag again and gets all pissy with another driver, then I'd like to see her out cold before she hits the ground.

That was crazy, wasn't it? I kept seeing that replay, and wondered WTF would happen if she was allowed to carry on.

, I wanted to see that.

05-26-2008, 08:54 PM
CHENZ A! pimping hoes + clocking a grip Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $9977569	so how do you guys feel about punching females? In the face I mean... I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death. Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch. I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night. I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay. Any legal advice would be much appreciated. What would it take for you to punch a broad?
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05-27-2008, 10:37 AM	#106
DJ_is_the_realdeal Big E Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Columbia Casino cash: $10005250	Was raised by my mom and 4 sisters and they have always told me if a woman is man enough to hit you, then they are man enough to get hit. Been a bouncer before and you did the right thing. You should always be the cool-headed one. you might not realize it but you probably gained alot of respect from the people that go to that bar.
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05-27-2008, 10:57 AM	#108
blueballs Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Boyfriend takes her out gets her drunk jumps on then pisses her off - holds on for dear life the feel of the wet spot between her legs cooled your anger
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05-27-2008, 12:01 PM	#109
R&GHomer Veteran Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Olathe Casino cash: $10004900	I look at it like this. If a Woman is willing to step up like a man she can get knocked down like one. That being said, the only reason I would hit a woman is if she hit me in the face, kicked me in the nuts or threatened severe bodily harm. __________________ Tod Haley: "I just want to coach well, have our team play well and make this city proud of us again."
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05-27-2008, 12:40 PM	#110
bogey Supporter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: California Casino cash: $10005290	I once saw a woman so drunk she went to one end of the bar and swept her arm along the entire bar clearing every drink and all the stacked up glasses. When the bouncer tried to stop her she turned and made a bullzeye kick to his crotch. He went to his knees and puked. It took 3 or 4 men to get her out of the bar. She deserved a punch in the face to calm her down, but no one did it.
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05-27-2008, 01:05 PM	#112
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	man that is a tough situation. I'm glad for you that it was just keys digging through your neck rather than a knife. I would have grabbed ahold of her so she would stop attacking for sure. I can't believe they have the nerve to press charges on you. They won't win
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05-27-2008, 01:06 PM	#113
Lono Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Mo Casino cash: $9933836	Doesn't your bar have some sort of responsibility to you. I mean if your a bouncer aren't you being paid to kick these people out and defend their bar by physical means. If not you would see 5'5" bouncers. I bet they would come cheaper.
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05-27-2008, 01:22 PM	#114
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	Soar w/ the eagles! Like Donger and I.
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05-27-2008, 01:56 PM	#117
Moobs Starter Join Date: Apr 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	I don't condone hitting females. Unless Danica Patrick is on the rag again and gets all pissy with another driver, then I'd like to see her out cold before she hits the ground.
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