Life Riskiest Things You've Ever Said to a Cop? - Page 8

teedubya · 04-09-2014, 10:32 PM

"Your eyes look pretty red, son... you been smoking dope?"

"Your eyes look pretty glazed, officer... you been eating donuts?"

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Another time a cop pulled me over and asked me if I was texting... I told him, "No... I was tweeting."

**Rain Man** · 04-10-2014, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

How about not committing crimes? That's probably the easiest way. In fact, I've done this for 32 years without issue.

Sometimes you have to follow your calling and do what you're really good at.

Katipan · 04-10-2014, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

How about not committing crimes? That's probably the easiest way. In fact, I've done this for 32 years without issue.

I'm older than loochy.

Sigh.

Katipan · 04-10-2014, 10:36 AM

It's pretty creepy that we quoted him at the same time. Are you watching me?

**ChiTown** · 04-10-2014, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Nope, just a night in the drunk tank.

back at ya, brother.

**Lzen** · 04-10-2014, 10:37 AM

Seems like the appropriate place to post this.

**Lzen** · 04-10-2014, 10:38 AM

http://youtu.be/s4nQ_mFJV4I

Strongside · 04-10-2014, 10:38 AM

"There's a gun in my glovebox. Just FYI. I don't want you to freak out when I open it."

That's about the extent of it.

**Rain Man** · 04-10-2014, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan

I'm older than loochy.

Sigh.

You're older than he was when he pulled his last job. There's a difference.

**gblowfish** · 04-10-2014, 10:45 AM

One time on a crowded downtown Columbia, MO street, I yelled at a cop car at the stop light: "Hey Pig, wanna buy some coke?"

I knew the cop.
I went to school with him, and we were good pals.

He didn't think it was funny.

He runs a SWAT team now.

KC native · 04-10-2014, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunit35

I can't speak for other states when it comes to ticket stats. The highway patrol may have one, don't have any ohp friends. In a month I may write ten or so tickets, if that. Most of them are driving under suspension. Which a city ticket for that, keeps it off your driving record.

As long as you're not being a dickhead, I try and help you out. Keeping something off your driving record, making you pour your beer out instead of a ticket, making you dump a small amount of weed out, etc. It's those other select few that you want to punch in the throat. That's why some officers lose their cool and go overboard.

And based on this, I would assume that you're actually a good police officer.

How long have you been a cop?

rico · 04-10-2014, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish

One time on a crowded downtown Columbia, MO street, I yelled at a cop car at the stop light: "Hey Pig, wanna buy some coke?"

I knew the cop.
I went to school with him, and we were good pals.

He didn't think it was funny.

He runs a SWAT team now.

Dude...you are a funny dude, dude.

teedubya · 04-10-2014, 10:53 AM

I forgot to mention this instance...

At age 17, I worked at a Pizza Hut in Butler, MO... and it was a Sunday late afternoon/ early evening and we had just ran out of cheese. The nearest PH was in Harrisonville... and the Church crowd was about to arrive in less than an hour. Harrisonville was 30 minutes away.

So, one of my coworker friends and I get into my 1976 Pontiac Firebird and drive to Harrisonville with flashers on, going 100MPH. We get to Harrisonville in 17 minutes.

We get 2 boxes of cheese... get back in the car... put the flashers back on... get up to about 110 MPH... We enter Bates County line... and a cop sees me... and pulls us over. 109 in a 55mph.

The cop, however, was a regular at Pizza Hut. Cops at Butler Pizza Hut get a 75% off of their food...

So, I tell him that "We were out of cheese and the Church crowd is coming... "

He says, "Cheese for Pizzas does not constitute an emergency... but, I understand. You need to slow down though. Want me to escort you back?"

"Sure." So the cop literally turns on his lights... goes about 90 MPH and escorts us back to the Pizza Hut.

No ticket. Swear to God. Couldn't believe it.

rico · 04-10-2014, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunit35

The AOL one. It'd be easier to sweep the tailing thing under the rug.

I can see that...especially considering the fact that we had proof right on my then girlfriend's computer.

WilliamTheIrish · 04-10-2014, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunit35

The AOL one. It'd be easier to sweep the tailing thing under the rug.

Sounds like using the data base for personal use is still prevelant, huh?

cardken2 · 04-10-2014, 11:05 AM

Lived in a small town for awhile, Sttate Patrol assisted local sheriff with traffic stops and the such. I was stopped one day and he asked if I knew why?
I replied "no idea"
he said for not wearing seat belt
I replied "Really?"
He said "Yes, Really"
I shrugged gave him my license and stuff and asked "Your State Patrol? Thought you guys went to school and this stuff was beneath you."
He shrugged and issued ticket.

04-09-2014, 10:32 PM
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04-10-2014, 10:45 AM	#114
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17586178 VARSITY	One time on a crowded downtown Columbia, MO street, I yelled at a cop car at the stop light: "Hey Pig, wanna buy some coke?" I knew the cop. I went to school with him, and we were good pals. He didn't think it was funny. He runs a SWAT team now.
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04-10-2014, 10:53 AM	#117
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $9460002	I forgot to mention this instance... At age 17, I worked at a Pizza Hut in Butler, MO... and it was a Sunday late afternoon/ early evening and we had just ran out of cheese. The nearest PH was in Harrisonville... and the Church crowd was about to arrive in less than an hour. Harrisonville was 30 minutes away. So, one of my coworker friends and I get into my 1976 Pontiac Firebird and drive to Harrisonville with flashers on, going 100MPH. We get to Harrisonville in 17 minutes. We get 2 boxes of cheese... get back in the car... put the flashers back on... get up to about 110 MPH... We enter Bates County line... and a cop sees me... and pulls us over. 109 in a 55mph. The cop, however, was a regular at Pizza Hut. Cops at Butler Pizza Hut get a 75% off of their food... So, I tell him that "We were out of cheese and the Church crowd is coming... " He says, "Cheese for Pizzas does not constitute an emergency... but, I understand. You need to slow down though. Want me to escort you back?" "Sure." So the cop literally turns on his lights... goes about 90 MPH and escorts us back to the Pizza Hut. No ticket. Swear to God. Couldn't believe it.
Posts: 36,664

04-10-2014, 11:05 AM	#120
cardken2 Starter Join Date: Aug 2012 Casino cash: $10004900	Lived in a small town for awhile, Sttate Patrol assisted local sheriff with traffic stops and the such. I was stopped one day and he asked if I knew why? I replied "no idea" he said for not wearing seat belt I replied "Really?" He said "Yes, Really" I shrugged gave him my license and stuff and asked "Your State Patrol? Thought you guys went to school and this stuff was beneath you." He shrugged and issued ticket. __________________ Louisville Cardinals "Throw Your "L's" up!
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