Food and Drink Hot Dog Etiquette - Page 9

WARPARTY70 · 07-02-2007, 05:34 PM

Just in time for the 4th
The Do's and Don't: Everyday guidance for eating America's sacred food.
1. Don't put hot dog topping between the hot dog and the bun. Always ''dress the dog,'' not the bun.
Condiments should be applied in the following order: wet condiments like mustard and chili are applied first,followed by chunky condiments like relish,onions and sauerkraut,followed by shedded chesse,followed by spices like celery salt or pepper.
2.Do serve sesame seed,poppy seed and plain buns with hot dogs, sun-dried tomato buns or basil buns are considered gauche with franks.
3.Don't use a cloth napkins to wipe your mouth when eating a hot dog, paper is always preferable.
4.Do eat hot dogs on buns with your hands, Utensils should not touch hot dogs on buns.
5.Do use paper plates to serve hot dogs. Every days dishes are acceptable;china is a no-no.
6.Don't take more than five bites to finish a hot dog, For foot-long wiener,seven are acceptable.
7.Don't leave bits of buns on your plate. Eat it all. Fresh herbs on the same plate with hot dogs are a major ''Don't...''
Mustard,relish,onions,chesse and chili are appeptable.
8.Don't use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.
9.Do -Condiments remaining on the fingers after eating a hot dog should be licked away,not washed.
10.Do use multi-colored toothpicks to serve cocktail wieners. Cocktail forks are in poor taste.
11.Don't send a thank you note following a hot dog barbecue. It would not be in keeping with the unpretenious nature of hot dogs.
12.Don't bring wine to a hot dog barbecue. Beer,lemonade and iced tea are preferable.
13. Don't ever think there is a wrong time to serve hot dogs.

**Gonzo** · 11-24-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence

Digital Underground FTW...

**Iowanian** · 11-24-2009, 05:32 PM

Did you really just post a thread about rules to gobbling a wiener?

KCChiefsMan · 11-24-2009, 05:37 PM

lol, this was 2 years ago. I see that I posted that I eat ketchup with dogs. Now I think that is a terrible thing to do. I guess my palate has matured.

niblet · 11-24-2009, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

lol, this was 2 years ago. I see that I posted that I eat ketchup with dogs. Now I think that is a terrible thing to do. I guess my palate has matured.

Nope. You were brainwashed.

Simply Red · 11-24-2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by niblet

Nope. You were brainwashed.

it's common w/ the Catsup haters out there.

**Bugeater** · 11-24-2009, 05:51 PM

It's not that I think ketchup is inherently evil or anything, it just ruins the flavor of anything you put it on, the ketchup is all you taste.

chiefbowe82 · 11-24-2009, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

It's not that I think ketchup is inherently evil or anything, it just ruins the flavor of anything you put it on, the ketchup is all you taste.

SPOCK!

blaise · 11-24-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy

Wait, wut?

"Save the Last Dance"? Isn't that the chick flick w/ Julia Stiles?

If so... No. No. No. Bad Jilly. Bad!!

This was probably her greatest role. Julia Stiles, Julia Stiles, you can act for miles and miles.

KCChiefsMan · 11-25-2009, 03:20 AM

you know what is pretty good on hot dogs though? Sriracha, the Thai chili sauce

Pioli Zombie · 11-25-2009, 06:23 AM

In Goodfellas when they are digging up Billy Batts body after 6 months. "Hey Henry, later on my mother is cooking up some nice peppers and sausage!!!"
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Jilly · 11-25-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

It's not that I think ketchup is inherently evil or anything, it just ruins the flavor of anything you put it on, the ketchup is all you taste.

Apparently God is not listening to me.

07-02-2007, 05:34 PM
WARPARTY70 Big Brother Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sunny SoCal Casino cash: $10004900	Hot Dog Etiquette Just in time for the 4th The Do's and Don't: Everyday guidance for eating America's sacred food. 1. Don't put hot dog topping between the hot dog and the bun. Always ''dress the dog,'' not the bun. Condiments should be applied in the following order: wet condiments like mustard and chili are applied first,followed by chunky condiments like relish,onions and sauerkraut,followed by shedded chesse,followed by spices like celery salt or pepper. 2.Do serve sesame seed,poppy seed and plain buns with hot dogs, sun-dried tomato buns or basil buns are considered gauche with franks. 3.Don't use a cloth napkins to wipe your mouth when eating a hot dog, paper is always preferable. 4.Do eat hot dogs on buns with your hands, Utensils should not touch hot dogs on buns. 5.Do use paper plates to serve hot dogs. Every days dishes are acceptable;china is a no-no. 6.Don't take more than five bites to finish a hot dog, For foot-long wiener,seven are acceptable. 7.Don't leave bits of buns on your plate. Eat it all. Fresh herbs on the same plate with hot dogs are a major ''Don't...'' Mustard,relish,onions,chesse and chili are appeptable. 8.Don't use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18. 9.Do -Condiments remaining on the fingers after eating a hot dog should be licked away,not washed. 10.Do use multi-colored toothpicks to serve cocktail wieners. Cocktail forks are in poor taste. 11.Don't send a thank you note following a hot dog barbecue. It would not be in keeping with the unpretenious nature of hot dogs. 12.Don't bring wine to a hot dog barbecue. Beer,lemonade and iced tea are preferable. 13. Don't ever think there is a wrong time to serve hot dogs.
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11-24-2009, 05:32 PM	#122
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11-24-2009, 05:37 PM	#123
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	lol, this was 2 years ago. I see that I posted that I eat ketchup with dogs. Now I think that is a terrible thing to do. I guess my palate has matured.
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11-24-2009, 05:51 PM	#126
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	It's not that I think ketchup is inherently evil or anything, it just ruins the flavor of anything you put it on, the ketchup is all you taste.
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11-25-2009, 03:20 AM	#129
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	you know what is pretty good on hot dogs though? Sriracha, the Thai chili sauce
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11-25-2009, 06:23 AM	#130
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	In Goodfellas when they are digging up Billy Batts body after 6 months. "Hey Henry, later on my mother is cooking up some nice peppers and sausage!!!" Posted via Mobile Device
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