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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! | 20 | 17.24% | |
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. | 10 | 8.62% | |
Only if I have jock itch. | 38 | 32.76% | |
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. | 43 | 37.07% | |
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. | 5 | 4.31% | |
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04-08-2012, 10:01 PM | #1 |
Would an idiot do that?
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04-08-2012, 08:01 PM | #2 |
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That comedian had a good point that nobody has brought up yet. That green bottle Gold Bond shit will take out any bacteria or fungus. So it's like an anti-fungal Tic Tac for your nuts.
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04-08-2012, 08:05 PM | #3 |
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Also, to the 1 female that voted "I am female and highly amused by this", I'm highly amused that you find this amusing considering you all douche with a liquid that makes your twat smell like a cedar closet.
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04-08-2012, 09:12 PM | #4 |
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I just took a shower and powdered up. For those that were dying to know.
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04-08-2012, 09:13 PM | #5 |
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04-08-2012, 09:54 PM | #6 |
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WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?
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04-08-2012, 09:58 PM | #7 |
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Well I work for a living. Aside from that, I didn't start powdering until last summer. When it was 147 degrees every day. Since then, I've just decided that I enjoy having fresh, wintery testicles every day. Why not enjoy my short time on this planet with powdered coconuts? You know the old saying "There's no dick powder in heaven".
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04-08-2012, 10:03 PM | #8 |
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I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.
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04-08-2012, 10:16 PM | #9 |
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Every dude has ball cheese from time to time. I mean, you'll deodorize your armpits. Why not deodorize the giant armpit between your legs, that has a butthole and scrotum lurking around each bend?
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04-08-2012, 10:17 PM | #10 |
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04-08-2012, 10:22 PM | #11 | |
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04-08-2012, 10:21 PM | #12 |
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According to Urban Dictionary...
"use blue to experience 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys" http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Bond+Your+Boys |
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04-08-2012, 10:24 PM | #13 |
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One of the testimonials from that site went something like "I sit in a cubicle all day in a crappy pleather chair. By the end of the day, the smell of my balls basically punches my girlfriend in the nose. Powdering my balls has been a godsend." lmao
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04-08-2012, 11:17 PM | #14 |
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Who doesn't like the smell of his own ball sweat?
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