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View Poll Results: Do you use powder?
Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! 20 17.24%
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. 10 8.62%
Only if I have jock itch. 38 32.76%
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. 43 37.07%
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. 5 4.31%
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:01 PM   #1
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:01 PM   #2
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That comedian had a good point that nobody has brought up yet. That green bottle Gold Bond shit will take out any bacteria or fungus. So it's like an anti-fungal Tic Tac for your nuts.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:05 PM   #3
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Also, to the 1 female that voted "I am female and highly amused by this", I'm highly amused that you find this amusing considering you all douche with a liquid that makes your twat smell like a cedar closet.
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:12 PM   #4
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I just took a shower and powdered up. For those that were dying to know.

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Old 04-08-2012, 09:13 PM   #5
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:54 PM   #6
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WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?

I've never even heard of this shit.
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:58 PM   #7
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WTF are you guys doing all day that makes you sweat & stink so bad?

I've never even heard of this shit.
Well I work for a living. Aside from that, I didn't start powdering until last summer. When it was 147 degrees every day. Since then, I've just decided that I enjoy having fresh, wintery testicles every day. Why not enjoy my short time on this planet with powdered coconuts? You know the old saying "There's no dick powder in heaven".
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:03 PM   #8
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I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:16 PM   #9
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I thought this was a joke, but geez. I have and will never use anything like that. I've rarely had that problem, even living in FL. I don't really sweat that much anyway.
Every dude has ball cheese from time to time. I mean, you'll deodorize your armpits. Why not deodorize the giant armpit between your legs, that has a butthole and scrotum lurking around each bend?
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:17 PM   #10
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:22 PM   #11
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From that site's FAQ.

I think I have an STD, can powdering my balls make it go away?

No. Go to a doctor.
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:21 PM   #12
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Do you use the yellow or green bottle?
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"use blue to experience 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys"

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Old 04-08-2012, 10:24 PM   #13
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One of the testimonials from that site went something like "I sit in a cubicle all day in a crappy pleather chair. By the end of the day, the smell of my balls basically punches my girlfriend in the nose. Powdering my balls has been a godsend." lmao
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:17 PM   #14
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:41 PM   #15
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