Confession: What did you do to deserve this?

[Braincase]

I fried ants with a magnifying glass.

I helped some guys cheat in Algebra. I sold the test answers at lunch durnig fourth hour.

I wiped a booger on a teacher's coffee cup.

I farted during a shared oral sex moment with a girlfriend in high school.

Forgive me, football gods. I'm a simple Chiefs fan. Tell me my penance.

[Ceej]

I used to stock the freezers at SAMs Club. The shift was 4a-12p.

Well, I would ALWAYS show up late because being up that early is ****ing absurd.

I wouldn't have any time to eat.

So, one day I snagged a burrito out of the loose/damaged section in the freezer and scarfed that bitch down!!!!! After I microwaved it, of course.

[Bump]

Karma. Is. Real.

[Chief Pote]

Originally Posted by notorious

Thank you, Dad! You could have been a Pittsburgh fan, but noooooooo.

Hahaha....my son tells me that all the time.

[ghak99]

I read all of the above and have come to the conclusion that I'm either a horrible human being, or you ****ers are holding back.

[Graystoke]

Originally Posted by ghak99

I read all of the above and have come to the conclusion that I'm either a horrible human being, or you ****ers are holding back.

I only confessed up to the age of 10.
Saving the rest up for when the Chiefs really suck!

[Fire Me Boy!]

I was barely 17 and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar. I don't remember if it was a Telecaster or a Stratocaster.

[R8RFAN]

This probably had something to do with the way you guys cheer injuries on other teams and cheer when your own QB goes down... Maybe the way you disrespected Al is coming back to haunt you

[FlaChief58]

I supported the Casshole signing. I figured he would have learned something from Brady & could be a servicable QB. Please forgive me for my sins

[mdchiefsfan]

Originally Posted by BigRock

In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th trade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids. And once during lunch I went nuts. And I pigged out. And they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done... I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater. I hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then... I made a noise like this: "Hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa!"

And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible... all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.

I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Awesome.

[Fansy the Famous Bard]

Originally Posted by R8ers

Maybe the way you disrespected Al is coming back to haunt you

I have two Raider Fan friends that openly admitted the guy passing was best for the franchise. That's not all on us.

[Predarat]

I went to a restaurant, ran up a bill for almost $140 and stiffed the waiter, just left a note explaining I was a single dad and could not afford a tip, then apologized for it.

[Easy 6]

I think Huey Lewis & the News are pretty cool.

[Ming the Merciless]

I threw a basketball at a kid's head so hard during p.e. in 7th grade it clothes-lined him.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by scott free

I think Huey Lewis & the News are pretty cool.

Dude. Don't you already know? It's hip to be square.

[R8RFAN]

Originally Posted by Zeke

I have two Raider Fan friends that openly admitted the guy passing was best for the franchise. That's not all on us.

I can't say that