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06-20-2013, 12:07 PM | #1 |
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i thought he only had 9 inches?
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06-20-2013, 08:06 AM | #2 |
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06-20-2013, 11:43 AM | #3 | |
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my suggestion would be to get rid of the metric ruler. 9 cm isn't that big.
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06-20-2013, 08:09 AM | #4 |
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I hate when I step on mine in the shower, so annoying. Usually I throw it over my shoulder so I avoid that but some days I forget to and end up stepping on it. Really sucks
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06-20-2013, 08:12 AM | #5 | |
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ok Internet tough guy. Do gay porn. The dudes will dig ya
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06-20-2013, 08:13 AM | #6 |
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What the **** is this?
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06-20-2013, 08:14 AM | #7 |
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Go watch MTV's True Life: I'm a Porn star.
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06-20-2013, 08:15 AM | #8 |
Bazinga!
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The proper question was probably if anyone on here was not bigger than you...
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06-20-2013, 08:16 AM | #9 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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Yeah, everyone on ChiefsPlanet is that big - or bigger
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06-20-2013, 08:16 AM | #10 |
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I can get you in touch with some producers in Australia and New Zealand. A couple of questions, though... how do you feel about lanolin, and are you allergic to wool?
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06-20-2013, 08:17 AM | #11 |
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Dude this is the interwebs. We're all bigger than you
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06-20-2013, 08:23 AM | #12 |
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Everyone on Chiefsplanet has a 10" dong shorty. Sorry you are the smallest dude downstairs on the planet.
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06-20-2013, 08:24 AM | #13 |
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initially I thought this was a thread about him getting sucked up in some vortex and placing him in Australia .
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06-20-2013, 08:33 AM | #14 |
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I would have to acknowledge that you are one of the biggest dicks on the CP.
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06-20-2013, 08:35 AM | #15 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Yeah bud, I do measure at 9 inches down there. However, 9 inches isn't the length of it. My ol' elephant trunk has a diameter of 9 inches on the shaft. You have a long, hard road ahead of you if you ever want to catch up with me, bub.
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