NFL Draft QB measurements at the combine - Page 9

Hootie · 02-22-2013, 08:45 PM

I try and convince 19 year old girls at the bars that I'm a hand model and I model women's jewelry (I have no hair on my hands and they really are quite feminine) and when they give me a hard time I berate them and ask them "you really wouldn't buy a ring off of these hands?!" AT THE VERY WORST IT'S A GOOD ICE BREAKER...AT THE VERY BEST THEY THINK I'M GAY.

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 08:47 PM

Thanks to this thread, I now have an idea of exactly HOW SMALL Tyler Wilson's hands are.

I have, at least what I think, are VERY SMALL hands. I just measured mine and pinky to thumb, I'm right at 8" pretty much.

His hands aren't much bigger than mine.

-King- · 02-22-2013, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Thanks to this thread, I now have an idea of exactly HOW SMALL Tyler Wilson's hands are.

I have, at least what I think, are VERY SMALL hands. I just measured mine and pinky to thumb, I'm right at 8" pretty much.

His hands aren't much bigger than mine.

How tall are you?

htismaqe · 02-22-2013, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by -King-

How tall are you?

5'9"

'Hamas' Jenkins · 02-22-2013, 08:47 PM

I have pretty feminine hands save for the summer months, when I get golf callouses. It's a byproduct of avoiding manual labor for most of my life.

Hootie · 02-22-2013, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I have pretty feminine hands save for the summer months, when I get golf callouses. It's a byproduct of avoiding manual labor for most of my life.

I think that is what it has to be for me as well...someone handed me a wrench one time and I was like "what the **** do you want me to do with this?"

1-800-callamexican

**BossChief** · 02-22-2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I have pretty feminine hands save for the summer months, when I get golf callouses. It's a byproduct of avoiding manual labor for most of my life.

I work with mine every day. The low res pic doesn't show it, but there are at least 20 scars on each hand.

Hootie · 02-22-2013, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

I work with mine every day. The low res pic doesn't show it, but there are at least 20 scars on each hand.

disgusting

'Hamas' Jenkins · 02-22-2013, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

I work with mine every day. The low res pic doesn't show it, but there are at least 20 scars on each hand.

I do too...grading papers. Wrist cramps hurt like a mother****er

What do you do?

**BossChief** · 02-22-2013, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

I do too...grading papers. Wrist cramps hurt like a mother****er

What do you do?

I work for a directv/dish/HSI retailer and sell, consult and install all sorts of stuff from Directv in larger buildings and businesses as well as residential accounts.

I went from managing a retail store, to working for a cable company as an installer, to working for directv as an installer, to owning and managing a contract company for directv ...to where I am now.

I also own 1/3 of a delivery service that we just started a couple months ago that is taking off...

'Hamas' Jenkins · 02-22-2013, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BossChief

I work for a directv/dish/HSI retailer and sell, consult and install all sorts of stuff.

I remember when I worked in electronics one of the guys that did home installs got fired because he ****ed a customer then wrecked the install car after hours.

Any stories like that?

Hootie · 02-22-2013, 08:48 PM

well I'm just saying your hand is pretty stretched out naturally when gripping a football to throw it meaning the thumb to pinky measurement absolutely makes sense for QB's

**AustinChief** · 02-22-2013, 08:56 PM

And I'm pretty sure we have a FINAL answer on this...

From Hakeem Nick's combine profile on NFL.com

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Had an arm span of 33 1/2 inches and a hand span of 10 1/2 inches at the combine.

So, it appears hand SPAN is the answer not stupid ass hand length.

Hootie · 02-22-2013, 08:56 PM

he installs cable as a day job...but he's competent enough to be an NFL GM if he were just given the chance.

Hootie · 02-22-2013, 08:56 PM

BossChief must have MONKEY hands if his hands are almost as big as Hakeem freaking Nicks. Those things are monsters.

02-22-2013, 08:45 PM	#1
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02-22-2013, 08:47 PM	#2
htismaqe 'Tis my eye! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Chiefsplanet Casino cash: $10269900	Thanks to this thread, I now have an idea of exactly HOW SMALL Tyler Wilson's hands are. I have, at least what I think, are VERY SMALL hands. I just measured mine and pinky to thumb, I'm right at 8" pretty much. His hands aren't much bigger than mine.
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7989572	I have pretty feminine hands save for the summer months, when I get golf callouses. It's a byproduct of avoiding manual labor for most of my life. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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02-22-2013, 08:48 PM	#12
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	well I'm just saying your hand is pretty stretched out naturally when gripping a football to throw it meaning the thumb to pinky measurement absolutely makes sense for QB's
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02-22-2013, 08:56 PM	#14
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	he installs cable as a day job...but he's competent enough to be an NFL GM if he were just given the chance.
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