Initiation

Lightning Rod · 09-25-2000, 11:23 AM

Hey how does one become a regular? Is their some sort of initiation? Do I have to swill cheap gin in the trunk of a car? Is goldfish swallowing involved? Vow to vote Republican? Recite all of Roger's Aliases? Sing Show-tunes? Post a copy of my secret recipe for Troll-kabobs? Promise to use my super powers only for good? Or does it just take some good old-fashioned butt kissing to Russ and Luz?<BR>

Cormac · 09-25-2000, 11:24 AM

....er......actually, 25 posts will do. Only 3 to go!!

kcmax · 09-25-2000, 11:24 AM

you have to post 30 replys

The_Grand_Illusion · 09-25-2000, 11:24 AM

I sometimes wonder about that myself.

Dan

**Bob Dole** · 09-25-2000, 11:24 AM

It's based solely on your number of posts and how many strippers you bring to the next BB get-together.

Gaz · 09-25-2000, 11:25 AM

RCGChief-

The butt-kissing is the answer. You can start anytime now...

xoxo~
gaz
pulling up a seat for the show.

09-25-2000, 11:27 AM

You have to be sponsored. Nobody has stepped up to offer you sponsorship yet. The dues are only $3k annually & a check can be made out to Cash (not Tom)....

Lightning Rod · 09-25-2000, 11:27 AM

Bob,
That is the kind of response I was looking for.

You prefer Blondes or Redheads?

bishop_74 · 09-25-2000, 11:29 AM

WAIT! WAIT!!! Shhhhh.... Yeah, you need to swallow a goldfish [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

09-25-2000, 11:29 AM

We're not picky, Rod. Bob Dole is even less picky than most. [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

You can bring all the above & brunettes, too!

Lightning Rod · 09-25-2000, 11:45 AM

It was a time long since past. I was lost and confused. I knew not what to do. The answer was so close yet it continued to escape my grasp. That is when the venerable one, came to my rescue. Russ Bliss was his name. An inspiring figure to say the least. That is when he spoke the words that still guide me to this day. He said " always",,,,, no it was "never"..
"Always carry a litterbag in your car. If it gets full you can just throw it out the window."

No less inspiring was the time that Gaz explained Righty Tighty, Lefty loosey. Ah the mind of an engineer at work is truly something to behold.<BR>

Lightning Rod · 09-25-2000, 11:47 AM

Or the time Phil single-handedly disarmed 47 terrorists at the Airport.

bishop_74 · 09-25-2000, 12:01 PM

How was the goldfish RCG... taste like chicken??? er.... sorry

Luzap · 09-25-2000, 01:10 PM

RCGChief,

Russ and Gaz may be satisfied with that kind of kissing up, but your going to have to do a lot better than that to earn mine!

Luz
[img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]<BR>

**Bob Dole** · 09-25-2000, 01:24 PM

And RCG is even an old Steve Martin fan.

Are you oblong and have had your knees removed?

09-25-2000, 11:23 AM	Topic Starter
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Hey how does one become a regular? Is their some sort of initiation? Do I have to swill cheap gin in the trunk of a car? Is goldfish swallowing involved? Vow to vote Republican? Recite all of Roger's Aliases? Sing Show-tunes? Post a copy of my secret recipe for Troll-kabobs? Promise to use my super powers only for good? Or does it just take some good old-fashioned butt kissing to Russ and Luz?<BR>
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09-25-2000, 11:24 AM	#2
Cormac Haley sceptic.... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: waiting it out....... Casino cash: $10004900	....er......actually, 25 posts will do. Only 3 to go!!
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09-25-2000, 11:24 AM	#3
kcmax Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: st. joseph, MO. USA Casino cash: $10004900	you have to post 30 replys
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09-25-2000, 11:24 AM	#4
The_Grand_Illusion Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Ad Astra Per Aspera Casino cash: $10004900	I sometimes wonder about that myself. Dan
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09-25-2000, 11:24 AM	#5
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2444497	It's based solely on your number of posts and how many strippers you bring to the next BB get-together.
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09-25-2000, 11:25 AM	#6
Gaz Defense Homer Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rancho Gaz Casino cash: $10010793	RCGChief- The butt-kissing is the answer. You can start anytime now... xoxo~ gaz pulling up a seat for the show.
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09-25-2000, 11:27 AM	#7
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	You have to be sponsored. Nobody has stepped up to offer you sponsorship yet. The dues are only $3k annually & a check can be made out to Cash (not Tom)....
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09-25-2000, 11:29 AM	#9
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8674993	WAIT! WAIT!!! Shhhhh.... Yeah, you need to swallow a goldfish [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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09-25-2000, 11:45 AM	#11
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	It was a time long since past. I was lost and confused. I knew not what to do. The answer was so close yet it continued to escape my grasp. That is when the venerable one, came to my rescue. Russ Bliss was his name. An inspiring figure to say the least. That is when he spoke the words that still guide me to this day. He said " always",,,,, no it was "never".. "Always carry a litterbag in your car. If it gets full you can just throw it out the window." No less inspiring was the time that Gaz explained Righty Tighty, Lefty loosey. Ah the mind of an engineer at work is truly something to behold.<BR>
Posts: 1,151

09-25-2000, 11:47 AM	#12
Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Or the time Phil single-handedly disarmed 47 terrorists at the Airport.
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09-25-2000, 12:01 PM	#13
bishop_74 Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Denver, CO. USA Casino cash: $8674993	How was the goldfish RCG... taste like chicken??? er.... sorry
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09-25-2000, 01:10 PM	#14
Luzap 9.89 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dallas, TX Casino cash: $10004900	RCGChief, Russ and Gaz may be satisfied with that kind of kissing up, but your going to have to do a lot better than that to earn mine! Luz [img]http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]<BR>
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09-25-2000, 01:24 PM	#15
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $2444497	And RCG is even an old Steve Martin fan. Are you oblong and have had your knees removed?
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