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View Poll Results: Have you ever been shot?
Yes, in the head. If you're going to get shot, do it right. 5 5.68%
Yes, in the torso or other areas with major organs. Center of mass, baby! 4 4.55%
Yes, but it was just a flesh wound. My assailant had bad aim. 10 11.36%
Yes, but I just got grazed, and then the bullet went BEZOW! as it ricocheted off the canyon wall. 9 10.23%
No, I'm pretty good about staying in my foxhole. 66 75.00%
I'm not telling, because I'm a proponent of gun story control. 6 6.82%
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:23 PM   #1
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Yes I have been shot in the head if a graze counts. Got me just enough to tear and burn the hair and skin on the top right side of my head.
I was 23 years old at the time. I was a pretty big man whore. Anyway there was a chic that I worked with that was attractive. One thing lead to another and we ended up at her place and before you know it we are in the bed going at it. Next thing I know is I hear this click, click, click sound, the hammer being pulled back on a .38 revolver, I see the look on her face and realize it is her husband. Yes I knew she was married. He put the barrel against my head and as soon as I moved he shot. That was the last time I have ever had sex with a married woman.
Guns don't kill people, husbands coming home early do.
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:31 PM   #2
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:37 PM   #3
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:50 PM   #4
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:27 PM   #5
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Old 11-28-2012, 01:45 PM   #6
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My cousin shot me with his 20 gauge when we were dove hunting. He was on one side of the pond, and I was on the other. He followed a dove in, and ended up pointing right at me when he shot. It was really minor though. Tiny pellets for dove. Only 5-6 of the pellets actually broke the skin, and even then they popped right out when squeezing it like a zit.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:11 PM   #7
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I haven't, but my dad and uncle were both shot. My dad was shot by one of his friends who was playing with a loaded .22 revolver. Dad tried to tell the guy that the gun was loaded but he didn't listen - shot him just below his left collar bone. This happened when my mom was pregnant with me. By all accounts, she was not amused.

My uncle got shot when he got in a bar fight when he was in the Navy. The guy shot him in the lower abdomen with a small pistol. After getting shot, my uncle nearly beat the guy to death and got thrown in jail for assault. It was only after he continued to bleed profusely in his cell that they realized what had happened.

I'm assuming alcohol was involved in both instances. But when a guy who can show you a bullet wound tells you to be careful with guns, you do listen a bit more intently.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:22 PM   #8
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I was lucky that day.
When Trap Shooting with some friends. My friend lays down his shotgun on the range table, and it went off.
I had my Favorite Willie Nelson shirt on and it was to big, cause I am a small guy. I was sorta bent over when the gun went off. It was directed towards my torso, but all I ended up was getting a very bad flesh wound.
However the Willie Nelson shirt was shreded.

My Mom woulda killed my friend if he killed me. That was the summer I lost my only brother in a car accident. I never told her and I still got that shreded shirt
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:24 PM   #9
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:31 PM   #10
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:35 PM   #11
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It amazes me when I think about how many people I know who have been shot.


The general consensus I have taken from them is that getting shot feels like having a red hot railroad spike pounded through your body with a ball bat.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:36 PM   #12
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A friend of mine (who passed away years ago) got shot by his dog.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:38 PM   #13
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It was over a woman, wasn't it?
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:40 PM   #14
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It was over a woman, wasn't it?
Not quite. Pheasant season.


He told me the story made Johnny Carson's show.
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:41 PM   #15
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He told me the story made Johnny Carson's show.
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