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07-26-2013, 08:24 PM | #1 |
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Yeah tell me about it! Nothing more frustrating than being a few inches from being able to kiss the dragon. God has a sick sense of humor, putting it where ya JUST can't get to it. Frustration, heh. You hit the nail on the head sweetheart.
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07-27-2013, 09:45 AM | #2 |
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Neither does rubbing and pulling on a dick with a hand. Never has stopped anyone because the end result.
Anyone that pleasures themselves would undoubtedly do this as well. After all it is the end result we are after.
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If you don't see a significant different between rubbing your dick with your hand and sucking your dick with your mouth then you might be gay
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07-27-2013, 10:27 AM | #4 |
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Guess you don't eat your wives pussy then.
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07-26-2013, 08:19 PM | #5 |
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To me, it is the definitive pro/con situation.
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07-26-2013, 08:20 PM | #6 |
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I ate a shit ton of asparagus if I know I'll be gettin' some action that night.
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07-26-2013, 08:22 PM | #7 |
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Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it. Now, he's so fat that he can't.
As a podcast I listen to once said: "It can't be that great, because that dude would rather be fat and eat cheeseburgers than blow himself." |
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07-26-2013, 08:25 PM | #8 |
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my problem is I'm shitty at giving them.
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07-26-2013, 08:26 PM | #9 |
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food and drink?
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07-26-2013, 08:28 PM | #10 |
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07-26-2013, 08:27 PM | #11 |
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You know how it feels about 100x better when a girl is stroking your shaft than you doing it yourself?
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07-26-2013, 08:29 PM | #12 |
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07-27-2013, 03:16 PM | #13 |
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Uhhh, my experience is usually the complete opposite. LOL
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07-26-2013, 08:33 PM | #14 |
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The low self esteem of being a self spitter would be a killer.
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07-26-2013, 08:34 PM | #15 |
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Alright how about this. You're starving to death and you need the protein. Would ya? Talk about eating your young.
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