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**HemiEd** · 01-30-2009, 05:05 PM

Damn Chi, you can't make that shit up. Wow, you need to get better at hiding shit from your wife, and lie more. Best of luck with this, damn.

Thig Lyfe · 01-30-2009, 05:10 PM

Dayum.

burt · 01-30-2009, 05:15 PM

Chi, I need help dealing with your sister in law...Mrs. T.B.A.....tell me how you plan to deal with YOUR predicament. I will make it fit my current criteria.

**ChiTown** · 01-30-2009, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A.

Chi, I need help dealing with your sister in law...Mrs. T.B.A.....tell me how you plan to deal with YOUR predicament. I will make it fit my current criteria.

Do yourself a favor - shoot yourself in the face. STAT!

**DaneMcCloud** · 01-30-2009, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Do yourself a favor - shoot yourself in the face. STAT!

Good luck, Dude.

If I told my wife that I walked in on my hairdresser giving some dude a blowjob, she's say "Alright."

And that would be the end of it.

burt · 01-30-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Good luck, Dude.

If I told my wife that I walked in on my hairdresser giving some dude a blowjob, she's say "Alright."

And that would be the end of it.

Actually, mine too.....just before she punted my testicles. Her philosophy is: If I may have done debauchery....I did.

**DaneMcCloud** · 01-30-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by T.B.A.

Actually, mine too.....just before she punted my testicles. Her philosophy is: If I may have done debauchery....I did.

Ouch

burt · 01-30-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Do yourself a favor - shoot yourself in the face. STAT!

On our 14th anniversary, I told her..."Being married to you has been the best 12 years of my life....the other 2 have sucked....you know a couple of shitty months here, a couple there...." She was NOT amused.

Yeah, you're right, shoulda shot myself in the face.

Boys, if you're not married, remember Marriage is like drugs.

JUST SAY NO!!!!

stevieray · 01-30-2009, 05:54 PM

this thread is awesome.
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Frazod · 01-30-2009, 06:59 PM

Well, your impending divorce has certainly tempered the humor of this thread.

FWIW, my wife thought it was a funny story.....

kstater · 01-30-2009, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

this thread is awesome.
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A man's marital problems amuse you?

stevieray · 01-31-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater

A man's marital problems amuse you?

the story is hilarious..I had no doubt that chi would smooth it over after being married for fifteen plus years and the incident basically being bad timing.

but ya, you got me.. a long time firend from the planet breaking up with his wife is what I live for..

c'mon, man...

burt · 01-31-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

the story is hilarious..I had no doubt that chi would smooth it over after being married for fifteen plus years and the incident basically being bad timing.

but ya, you got me.. a long time firend from the planet breaking up with his wife is what I live for..

c'mon, man...

Seems to be bag on stevieray month. Thank goodness it's almost over, cause I am always glad to see your posts.

**Donger** · 01-30-2009, 07:09 PM

Well, that was rather anticlimactic.

Frazod · 01-30-2009, 07:13 PM

BTW, ChiTown, you might want to consider having her read this thread. That just might absolve you.

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