I'm announcing a basketball game tonight, need phrases & trash talk, etc. - Page 5

**TinyEvel** · 05-23-2007, 11:27 AM

So, Our ad agency is playing basketball against another agency across town tonight. THe game will be held at THEIR agency. Apparently they have a wooden 4/5 scale full court inside their offices.

I will be announcing the game from the booth with someone from their shop.

I don't watch a lot of basketball, but I know enough to get around the game. The whole thing should be fun-spirited and we expect them to lacquer the court with our team. So I'm going to be up there trash-talking like only a CPer on the 10pm thread can do.

So, I'm turning to you folks for tips and ideas. I need a crash course in color commentary.

I'm planning some Dennis Miller-esque quips like

"he's having a tough game. He's throwing more bricks than a Palestinian teenager in the West Bank"

What else you got?

**Rain Man** · 05-24-2007, 05:10 PM

He plays defense like the French in 1940.

**Rain Man** · 05-24-2007, 05:11 PM

His shooting from the corner is better than Lee Harvey Oswald's.

**Rain Man** · 05-24-2007, 05:14 PM

He records a steal, kind of like Nixon but without the 18-minute gap.

**Rain Man** · 05-24-2007, 05:15 PM

He once played under Jerry Tarkanian, but that was in college and he was drunk.

**Rain Man** · 05-24-2007, 05:18 PM

He shoots! He misses! No one appears surprised!

CoMoChief · 05-24-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

Racist

hah, that quote was actually from an SNL clip when Ray Ramano was hosting and they did a Sportscenter Spoof. Tim Meadows acted as Stuart Scott. Funny clip.

HolmeZz · 05-24-2007, 05:30 PM

JUMANJI

Ultra Peanut · 05-24-2007, 10:43 PM

BAH GAWD KING THAT AIN'T BBQ SAUCE ON THAT BACKBOARD

05-23-2007, 11:27 AM
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $5287131	I'm announcing a basketball game tonight, need phrases & trash talk, etc. So, Our ad agency is playing basketball against another agency across town tonight. THe game will be held at THEIR agency. Apparently they have a wooden 4/5 scale full court inside their offices. I will be announcing the game from the booth with someone from their shop. I don't watch a lot of basketball, but I know enough to get around the game. The whole thing should be fun-spirited and we expect them to lacquer the court with our team. So I'm going to be up there trash-talking like only a CPer on the 10pm thread can do. So, I'm turning to you folks for tips and ideas. I need a crash course in color commentary. I'm planning some Dennis Miller-esque quips like "he's having a tough game. He's throwing more bricks than a Palestinian teenager in the West Bank" What else you got?
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05-24-2007, 05:10 PM	#61
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3088491 VARSITY	He plays defense like the French in 1940. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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05-24-2007, 05:11 PM	#62
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3088491 VARSITY	His shooting from the corner is better than Lee Harvey Oswald's. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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05-24-2007, 05:14 PM	#63
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3088491 VARSITY	He records a steal, kind of like Nixon but without the 18-minute gap. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,621

05-24-2007, 05:15 PM	#64
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3088491 VARSITY	He once played under Jerry Tarkanian, but that was in college and he was drunk. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,621

05-24-2007, 05:18 PM	#65
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3088491 VARSITY	He shoots! He misses! No one appears surprised! __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,621

05-24-2007, 05:30 PM	#67
HolmeZz i guess its bittersweet poetry Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: NeW HaVeN, CT Casino cash: $10004900	JUMANJI
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05-24-2007, 10:43 PM	#68
Ultra Peanut v^V^v^V^v^V^ Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Holland* Casino cash: $10005177	BAH GAWD KING THAT AIN'T BBQ SAUCE ON THAT BACKBOARD __________________
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