Are Farts Good or Bad? - Page 3

FAX · 01:24 PM

In the greatest tradition of Mr. Rain Man, Mr. Wizard, and Mr. Poopiepants, I proudly present this new, wonderful, and exciting poll for the benefit of Planeteers everywhere.

The proposition is simple. On the one hand, farts are smelly. However, on the other hand, the release of gas is beneficial to the digestion. Still, on yet another hand in the middle of the little bitty mutant that came out of the big mutant's belly just before Arnold made air on Mars, a fart releases methane into the atmosphere which could well be causing global warming and the eventual death of us all.

Thank you in advance for your participation as we nail down this issue once and for all.

EDIT: Oops!!! Meant to make this a poll.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry.

greg63 · 06-18-2007, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fax

Are Farts Good or Bad?

They are what they are.

**Easy 6** · 06-18-2007, 07:27 PM

Nothing says..."Honey, I love you", like a Dutch oven.

Hydrae · 06-18-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rick

Also, how can something be bad if you can make a career out of it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_farter

I guess you have never heard of this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

listopencil · 06-18-2007, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by wikipedia

Some flatus can become trapped within the feces during its compaction and will exit the body, still contained within the fecal matter, during the process of defecation.

Explosive shit. Not good.

**2112** · 06-18-2007, 08:59 PM

Always eat a fist full of raisins and a hard boiled egg before flying if you want to suffocate nearby passengers. after the pressurization of the cabin pressurizes your intestines, a volcanic, silent but deadly repercussion shall occur.

Mosbonian · 06-18-2007, 09:11 PM

Bill Engvall said it best:

Never, ever mix broke food.....Spam with macaroni and cheese. When that combination hits your stomach the indigestion that hits you makes a taco fart smell like a warm summer breeze.

mmaddog
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Mosbonian · 06-18-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX

No problem, Mr. morphius. Thanks for the information, though. It was all my fault, anyway. I pumped out the thread prematurely.

FAX

Pollrectile dysfunction......they have drugs for that these days.

mmaddog
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06-18-2007, 01:13 PM
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Are Farts Good or Bad? In the greatest tradition of Mr. Rain Man, Mr. Wizard, and Mr. Poopiepants, I proudly present this new, wonderful, and exciting poll for the benefit of Planeteers everywhere. The proposition is simple. On the one hand, farts are smelly. However, on the other hand, the release of gas is beneficial to the digestion. Still, on yet another hand in the middle of the little bitty mutant that came out of the big mutant's belly just before Arnold made air on Mars, a fart releases methane into the atmosphere which could well be causing global warming and the eventual death of us all. Thank you in advance for your participation as we nail down this issue once and for all. EDIT: Oops!!! Meant to make this a poll. FAX Disclaimers: Sorry. Last edited by FAX; 06-18-2007 at 01:24 PM..
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2112 Reset Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8516765	Always eat a fist full of raisins and a hard boiled egg before flying if you want to suffocate nearby passengers. after the pressurization of the cabin pressurizes your intestines, a volcanic, silent but deadly repercussion shall occur.
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06-18-2007, 09:11 PM	#36
Mosbonian On Hiatus Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2399700	Bill Engvall said it best: Never, ever mix broke food.....Spam with macaroni and cheese. When that combination hits your stomach the indigestion that hits you makes a taco fart smell like a warm summer breeze. mmaddog *******
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