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Old 03-21-2012, 09:20 PM  
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My daughter got a 2 seed
My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:17 PM   #136
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she could have easily earned a #1 seed had she let the Seniors dominate the paint and take it the the hole more.
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:21 PM   #137
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The 2 seed is probably where she wants to be. I am guessing that the 1 seeds in a high school tournament like this would be; a.) materialistic, b.) rich and snobby, c.) fake and d.) the types of girls that HS boys think they are SUPPOSED to think are pretty, not ones who they think actually are pretty. The 2 and 3 seeds are probably the genuinely pretty girls/good people.
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:21 PM   #138
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"I'm proud that guys want to bang my daughter"

what?

oh and this thread is worthless without pics.
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:29 PM   #139
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:03 PM   #140
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:05 PM   #141
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:16 PM   #142
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I have a beautiful 15 year old daughter as well. She also happens to be smart as hell and a terrific athlete.

These young women are society's future. While the young men are becoming bigger pussies by the hour, the females are taking off. The changing of the guard is coming.

As for the other kids in the school thinking your daughter is cute, own it...and realize that she could be covered in acne or be 350 lbs. with stringy hair. Objectifying is pretty mild in the over all scheme of possible outcomes.
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:23 PM   #143
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:09 PM   #144
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:09 PM   #145
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...yy-your daughter got the seed.....uh huh huh..eh huh huh.
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:36 PM   #146
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Heh yeah. I know my kid really well, we're very close... and I know her bf really well. Yes I expect she'll lose her virginity by college... maybe before... but I doubt it. She'll be no different from me then but the thing is, she has much higher standards than I did. I trust her completely and I know she'll do the right thing for her. I don't worry about her.

I realize no one else can know this but me and her mom but we're good. We know the person we've raised.
Sometimes you read a post, and you like an individual, and you should just keep your mouth shut.

So all I'm going to say is that I'd be shocked as hell if she hasn't seen one up close and personal.
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