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Old 11-27-2013, 08:33 AM   Topic Starter
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Personal Bragging: My 50th Donut
Last Saturday's visit to Dunkin Donuts (in 42 degree temps in the rain, I might add) was my 50th donut eaten since I started my hobby in November 2013.

My vital statistics are:

Completed donuts in 12 donut shops so far (3 Dunkin Donuts, 2 Krispy Kremes, 4 Doughnut Heavens, and 3 Donuts D Lite)

Median pace = 4.1 donuts per store
Median pace in flat, one-level stores = 3.6 per store
Fastest pace = 7 per store (Doughnut Heaven – traditional glazed, one level)
Slowest pace = 1 per store (Dunkin Donut – bear claw, three levels, 30 stairs from first floor to third floor, and it was sooo good.)

14 have been at 1st floor, 1-10 feet (Median pace = 3.6)
21 have been at 2nd floor, 10-20 feet (Median pace = 4.1)
9 have been at 3rd floor, 20-30 feet (Median pace = 3.2)
9 have been to go orders at varying heights (Median pace = 3.3)

26 have been more or less powdered donuts (powdered sugar, cocoa, cinnamon and sugar)
12 have had moderate frosting, like a glazed donut or cake donut
6 have had strong filling levels, like a jelly donut
9 have had major fillings like a Long John or an apple fritter

3 trips to stores were completed in the rain and 1 in snow.

I've only vomited once, and it wasn't in the rain or snow. (It was a tainted Fluffernutter cruller)

24 were primarily vanilla
6 were primarily chocolate
20 were varying fruits and flavorings

I've gone the wrong way on checkout lines 4 times, but only twice did it for more than 30 seconds. The worst mistake added 10 minutes to my visit.

I've also had 2 1-donut trips and a Boston Crème donut in there, so that's 53 donuts in 27 days.
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Old 11-27-2013, 08:38 AM   #2
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all that cypherin' is too much work for my 6th grade education...can you just tell me which donuts are the best?
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