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[BossChief]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

I never had to worry anyway.

The bad boys weren't strong enough to shove my head in the toilet for a swirly.

They were probably strong enough to shove your head in the toilet, but not strong enough to lift you into position for that final part to take place.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by BossChief

They were probably strong enough to shove your head in the toilet, but not strong enough to lift you into position for that final part to take place.

Actually they weren't strong enough. There were two of them, even. But I was able to brace my hands against the stall walls and became an immovable object.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Actually they weren't strong enough. There were two of them, even. But I was able to brace my hands against the stall walls and became an immovable object.

Haha they had already lifted you into position?

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Haha they had already lifted you into position?

Like I said, no. I braced my arms against the stall walls when they pushed me inside.

Later of of them ran a pencil down the metal spine of his notebook, back and forth repeatedly and pretended like I was farting constantly, publicly shaming me and inviting the entire class to laugh at me. They did.

[BossChief]

Originally Posted by GoWalrus

Like I said, no. I braced my arms against the stall walls when they pushed me inside.

Later of of them ran a pencil down the metal spine of his notebook, back and forth repeatedly and pretended like I was farting constantly, publicly shaming me and inviting the entire class to laugh at me. They did.

So, like I said, they weren't strong enough to get you into position.

Kids can be cruel