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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 10:26 PM   #1126
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Hes actually done a pretty amazing thing. Hes made GoChiefs appear low key by comparision.
Now lets not go overboard, the current version of Clayton makes us forget the younger GoChiefs.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:33 PM   #1127
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:36 PM   #1128
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Eh, about 10 of those were a couple of us repeatedly calling each other "n00b".
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:37 PM   #1129
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Now lets not go overboard, the current version of Clayton makes us forget the younger GoChiefs.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:06 PM   #1130
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Now lets not go overboard, the current version of Clayton makes us forget the younger GoChiefs.
Wow, I thought the young misguided idiot was way more tolerable than the "lets see how far I can go with this stunt before somebody actually holds me accountable" version.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:25 PM   #1131
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Wow, I thought the young misguided idiot was way more tolerable than the "lets see how far I can go with this stunt before somebody actually holds me accountable" version.
Eh, now it's personal for you. That makes a big difference.

To the average poster, he's not a problem, really. The "young misguided idiot" however, screwed up the site for everyone.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:00 AM   #1132
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Wow, I thought the young misguided idiot was way more tolerable than the "lets see how far I can go with this stunt before somebody actually holds me accountable" version.
Am I the only one who recalls Clayton hoping an airliner crashed in a Denver neighborhood and killed all sorts of Denver fans? That was a pretty intolerable guy. Best left in his past.
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:14 AM   #1133
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Am I the only one who recalls Clayton hoping an airliner crashed in a Denver neighborhood and killed all sorts of Denver fans? That was a pretty intolerable guy. Best left in his past.
Yes I remember well, he plays nice sometimes but he is still the same twisted geek. He has learned to blend in and control some of his troll thoughts. I do not think he has changed one bit.
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:50 AM   #1134
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:52 AM   #1135
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:07 AM   #1136
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:32 AM   #1138
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:37 AM   #1139
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:38 AM   #1140
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If he were going faster I would have been better off. He actually ran over me fairly slowly. good thing is the guy is now a felon and if he is lucky, he can get a job mowing the grass for someone like me. I turned out just fine, and even got to sue his ass for some nice cash,.
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