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Old 01-18-2005, 06:56 AM   Topic Starter
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Jet's Doug Brien Attempts Suicide
NEW YORK - In late breaking news The New York Jets have confirmed that kicker Doug Brien attempted suicide in his Pittsburg Hotel room after the 20-17 playoff loss to the Steelers.

Brien missed two 47 and 43 yard field goals that would have moved the New York Jets into the AFC Championship Game.

Running back Curtis Martin said he walked into Brien's Room where he found the kicker standing on a chair with a small rope around his neck that was attatched to an support beam on the ceiling.

Martin commented: "It was really scary, he was all ready to end it all but the son of bitch couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him".

New York Jets official could not be contacted for comment.
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Old 01-18-2005, 06:59 AM   #2
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If the story was true, I think Martin would have been eager to help him kick the chair out.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:00 AM   #3
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Damn...I heard Lin Elliot did the same thing about 10 years ago.
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:06 AM   #4
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Talk about a recycled joke...
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Old 01-18-2005, 07:51 AM   #5
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:16 AM   #6
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Damn...I heard Lin Elliot did the same thing about 10 years ago.
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:24 AM   #7
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NEW YORK - In late breaking news The New York Jets have confirmed that kicker Doug Brien attempted suicide in his Pittsburg Hotel room after the 20-17 playoff loss to the Steelers.

Brien missed two 47 and 43 yard field goals that would have moved the New York Jets into the AFC Championship Game.

Running back Curtis Martin said he walked into Brien's Room where he found the kicker standing on a chair with a small rope around his neck that was attatched to an support beam on the ceiling.

Martin commented: "It was really scary, he was all ready to end it all but the son of bitch couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him".

New York Jets official could not be contacted for comment.
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:25 AM   #8
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This joke is older than the skidmarks in Skip's drawers
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:26 AM   #9
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Cripes, it was a joke.

Nothing is more popular around here than being obnoxous, I thought this would fit right in.
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:43 AM   #10
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Cripes, it was a joke.

Nothing is more popular around here than being obnoxous, I thought this would fit right in.

It did fit right in.
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Old 01-18-2005, 08:44 AM   #11
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:13 AM   #12
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Cripes, it was a joke.

Nothing is more popular around here than being obnoxous, I thought this would fit right in.
The only issue is that EVERY KC fan has heard this joke from the {name that must not be spoken/typed} playoff game...
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:16 AM   #13
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NEW YORK - In late breaking news The New York Jets have confirmed that kicker Doug Brien attempted suicide in his Pittsburg Hotel room after the 20-17 playoff loss to the Steelers.

Brien missed two 47 and 43 yard field goals that would have moved the New York Jets into the AFC Championship Game.

Running back Curtis Martin said he walked into Brien's Room where he found the kicker standing on a chair with a small rope around his neck that was attatched to an support beam on the ceiling.

Martin commented: "It was really scary, he was all ready to end it all but the son of bitch couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him".

New York Jets official could not be contacted for comment.
That's fuck'n stupid who the hell jokes about people killing themselves? Your NOT funny.
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:25 AM   #14
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That's fuck'n stupid who the hell jokes about people killing themselves? Your NOT funny.

Bob Dole agrees 100%. There are children who read this forum, and they should not be exposed to discussion of suicide. Whether it was a failure or not, it is clearly inappropriate.

Perhaps someone with the mystical powers of moderation could act responsibly and deal with this distasteful topic accordingly.
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Old 01-18-2005, 09:57 AM   #15
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That's fuck'n stupid who the hell jokes about people killing themselves? Your NOT funny.
This has potential to get good, let me try:

My best friend committed suicide after learning where to buy pot seeds on the internet.

The only reason he started smoking pot in the first place was because he was persecuted for being Mexican and having both male and female genitalia.

One night he got drunk and was really stupid on this message board and posted that he has pot plants in his basement. Someone tracked his IP, called the police which lead to him being raped in prison.

After being released from prison he/she could no longer get aroused by the girly thread so he joined the army in hopes of showering with other men again and became a war hero.

Therefore, because I’ve dealt with suicide in my life, I can joke about it all I want.

I could take the “joke sucks” because it does, but hey bricks, kiss my balloon knot.

People like you who look for every opportunity to scream “injustice” need to be beaten with rubber hose. You make me sick.

Is your life so boring and insignificant that you need to look for drama on a message board?

Get a life.
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