Misc Whats your best pickup line? - Page 3

**luv** · 07-09-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock

In my experience, no, not terribly.

The protruding green lump on my forehead and the permanent drool might have something to do with that.

A good dermatologist could remove that lump. It sounds infected. And just tell her that it's the thought of her that's making you drool.

**CrazyPhuD** · 07-09-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

So simple. A hello and a smile. Is it effective?

Heh girls hear lines every day and twice on sundays. What they don't hear is honesty.

BWillie · 07-09-2008, 03:53 PM

Isn't this a repost? I could of swore there was a thread about this last week. At any rate, I think pick up lines are overrated. A woman doesn't really care what you say at first, she knows within the first 10 seconds if she would sleep with you. I bet a good looking guy could go up to a girl and go "my dick feels like corn" and it would work.

**QuikSsurfer** · 07-09-2008, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Isn't this a repost?

I'm pretty sure it is. Simply Red had a similar thread, i think.

**Bowser** · 07-09-2008, 04:01 PM

"Hey, baby! Wanna see my 20 sided die? It's sweeeet!" - Amnorix

Direckshun · 07-09-2008, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

I bet a good looking guy could go up to a girl and go "my dick feels like corn" and it would work.

You stole that line.

BWillie · 07-09-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

You stole that line.

Ya, but the point remains.

UteChief · 07-09-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

"my dick feels like corn" and it would work.

And the girl would say, Bring me the butter baby. pop that pussy.

KCUnited · 07-09-2008, 04:18 PM

I wouldn't fock you with my own ass.

**The Franchise** · 07-09-2008, 04:20 PM

Your body is like a wrench because everytime I see it...my nuts tighten.

Pablo · 07-09-2008, 04:22 PM

No, that's not a MagLite in my pants.

**chasedude** · 07-09-2008, 04:24 PM

No pickup line... walk up and lick the inside of their thigh. 50/50 chance most of the time it's worked for me.

**Bowser** · 07-09-2008, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chasedude

No pickup line... walk up and lick the inside of their thigh. 50/50 chance most of the time it's worked for me.

If you can do that without bending at the waist, I'd be willing to bet that percentage would go up.

kstater · 07-09-2008, 04:38 PM

"It ain't going to suck itself".

POND_OF_RED · 07-09-2008, 04:50 PM

Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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