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01-16-2013, 06:04 PM | #1 |
Mahomes or GTFO
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I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"
The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
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01-17-2013, 01:32 AM | #3 | |
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EDIT: Google is your friend, and googling 'drug bust dildo' isn't as scary as one might think.
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01-17-2013, 08:33 AM | #6 |
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Seriously...the movie 'Problem Child' comes to mind.
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01-16-2013, 06:22 PM | #7 |
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That kid is my hero.
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01-17-2013, 01:22 AM | #8 |
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I had JW knock on my door one day. They handed me something to read and I flipped to the very first page. Watchtower, huh? Not interested I said.
Someday I'm going to schedule a Mormon and a JW to come to my house at exactly the same time. I'm going to tell them that both of their belief systems sound very intriguing, but which one is the truth? I will then grab my bag of popcorn and sit back and enjoy.
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01-17-2013, 01:29 AM | #9 |
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They like to come to my apartment at around 930am, its always on days i get to sleep in. I just about flipped shit on them the first time, i stopped answering after that but they continue to come.
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01-17-2013, 02:23 AM | #10 |
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Had some Mormons come knocking on my door this morning for the first time in months.
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01-17-2013, 02:33 AM | #11 |
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They are looking for Manti Te'o's girlfriend.
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01-17-2013, 06:40 AM | #12 |
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I lived in Utah four years. Its best if you keep quiet and carry on around them, especially the foot soldiers/door knockers.
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01-17-2013, 07:51 AM | #13 |
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01-17-2013, 08:09 AM | #14 |
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Its time for a surprise dutch oven.
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01-17-2013, 08:34 AM | #15 |
Bazinga!
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Oddly enough...I've never been visited by a Mormon or JW.
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