CP's Roast of.....Hootie presented by rico

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

I'd like to address this thread:

A) Who wouldn't want to try a viagra? I heard they are amazing. Also, I wanted that site for ampicillin but they charged too much so I said **** it.

B) I've never made up a story on this site. However, if you'd like to think that for whatever reason feel free. It's not like these stories are painting me in a positive light lol.

C) Phobia, get over it, brah. 90% of your posts the last two weeks have pertained to how much you dislike me. I get it man. I get it. I think you're a cool guy though! I hate that I disappoint you. Maybe someday we can be friends.

I think it has been more like 98%, brah. I'm secretly infatuated with you and wish I had been like you when I was 35 too.