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04-27-2013, 03:24 AM | Topic Starter |
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Things That Go Bump In The Night
'Twas the night before the 4th Round, and all through my house, not a creature was stirring, except Dayze and his pistol.
so there I was; miding my own business, dreaming of tits and beer; then BANG!.....wake up. "eh....must have been thunder". about 10 minutes later, whilst still awake....BANG!. This time I knew it wasn't thunder. It was loud, abrupt, and didn't dissipate like thunder would. Called the police and waited. They took a good look around outside. The sound was above our bedroom, like something fell on the roof, or someone fell on the roof. Pretty good response time from Lenexa PD. I'd say about 3-5 minutes. So, now I'm wide awake, and will probably browse the Ass or Tits thread. No Refridgerators or appliances were injured in this post. |
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04-27-2013, 03:29 AM | #2 |
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04-27-2013, 03:49 AM | #3 |
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It was loochy he was coming to felch you!
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04-27-2013, 03:51 AM | #4 |
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04-27-2013, 03:50 AM | #5 |
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both posts seem legit
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04-27-2013, 03:55 AM | #6 |
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my wife just said "hmm. maybe you rolled over in bed and your dick hit the floor"
....she has a great sense of humor.....though I sensed a bit of sarcasm.
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04-27-2013, 04:02 AM | #7 |
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Holy shit! HAHA!
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I'm not saying that I was pimping Flowers on draft day, or that I would ever bet my wife for seggs-yall favors, but that was a ****ing day where it rises above married and things just got raw and primal and I loved every ****ing pick trickling in my ear and....
Wait. Sorry. Best. Draft. EVAR. EASY. NO DOUBT. 2O YEARS. Locked down best year.
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04-27-2013, 05:20 AM | #9 |
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Good luck with that dick on the floor thing.
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04-27-2013, 05:31 AM | #11 |
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When does the draft start. Can't wait.
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04-27-2013, 06:17 AM | #12 |
Arf! Arf! Arf!
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Got any bird feeders hanging from your house? I was awoken the other night by banging and thumps, looked out my bedroom sliding glass doors and saw a damn raccoon hanging from my birdfeeder. Had to run the bastard off twice, so finally brought the feeder inside
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04-27-2013, 06:38 AM | #13 |
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04-27-2013, 07:03 AM | #14 |
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grab yer pistol
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