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07-26-2013, 10:01 PM | #1 |
Paladin
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Peanuts and kiwi for volume and blueberries for taste. That's also good for pre workout energy.
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07-26-2013, 10:08 PM | #2 |
MVP
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**** no, why would you want to suck dick?
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07-26-2013, 10:10 PM | #3 |
Don't Tease Me
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Location: KS
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no thanks
huge different between jacking off and blowing yourself ewww
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07-27-2013, 07:00 AM | #4 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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Probably not. But I am willing to learn.
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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07-27-2013, 09:49 AM | #5 |
WhatUneed2Hear
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Could you send us somewhere special?
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"Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour" Peter 5:8 "Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter's clay" Isaiah 29:16 "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me." Revelation 3:20 |
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07-27-2013, 10:02 AM | #6 |
Spiraling down the Drain
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Convicted? No never convicted. Well actually I have. Long story..............prison sucked.
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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07-27-2013, 09:50 AM | #7 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
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"Pleasure myself Orally...?"
You mean like, tell myself a really good story??? And where do you work that you have time to talk about stuff like this??? Oh, this reminds me of a bad joke. Kid comes home from school, sets his books down on the kitchen table. Dad says "What's up, son?" Kid says: "Just had my first blowjob..." Dad says: "Oh yeah? Whaddya think?" Kid says: "Tasted Terrible." |
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07-27-2013, 10:28 AM | #8 |
The chosen one
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Location: OC, California
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I bet if you guys could reach it, you would do it.
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07-27-2013, 10:32 AM | #9 |
Spiraling down the Drain
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I can reach it, but I have 17 gorgeous super model girlfriends, so why bother?/CPer
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"We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Senator, but never think it applies to my family." "Fredo. You are my brother, and I love you. But never take sides against the Family again. Ever." 2019 Adopt a Chief - Travis Kelce #87 |
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07-27-2013, 10:38 AM | #10 |
On the inside
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07-27-2013, 10:35 AM | #11 |
MVP
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If it was that long you could just **** yourself in the ass...
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07-27-2013, 10:37 AM | #12 |
On the inside
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Would I put my own D in my mouth...
No. This is another great reason why there are so many women running around out there, among other things. |
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07-27-2013, 10:41 AM | #13 |
The chosen one
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: OC, California
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Yet you use your hand. And I'm sure your game isn't so strong that you are able to pull any girl you see "running around out there".
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07-27-2013, 11:04 AM | #14 | |
On the inside
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Quote:
The hand is different, you've been 'touching' yourself down since before your memory because you have to direct urination. Nature intended this. |
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07-27-2013, 10:41 AM | #15 |
Say hello to my little friend
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Same guys who claim they dont jack off posting in here.
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