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Old 07-16-2008, 07:44 PM   Topic Starter
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*** OFFICIAL Sex Milestones Thread ***
all this talk about red wings/rainbow kisses/butt plugs got me to thinkin...

what are some sex milestones that you have hit in your lifetime? you know, something that earned you some bragging rights to your friends...

for example, having sex with a MILF/friend's mom, a squirter, or having a threesome, having sex in a weird place, etc. that sorta shit.

begin. and include the your age at the time of your zany sexploits

*the honor system applies here
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:49 PM   #2
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some rules may need to be set in place
does a threesome count if a mouth was intered
in one -but not the vagina or butt
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #3
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some rules may need to be set in place
does a threesome count if a mouth was intered
in one -but not the vagina or butt
certainly
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #4
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I'll start.

20 years old- I had sex with a girl with fake boobs... and it was everything i had dreamed of
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:50 PM   #5
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I'll start. I have had sex with a girl with fake boobs... and it was everything i had dreamed of
Details, please.

I submit that participants in this thread should include ages next to their milestones.
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:51 PM   #6
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Details, please.

I submit that participants in this thread should include ages next to their milestones.
good idea...
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Old 07-16-2008, 07:59 PM   #7
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regarding fake boobs... they are amazing. the girl i was with had full D-sized boobs and they were beautiful... they don't move around a lot, but they are still very entertaining
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:20 PM   #8
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:22 PM   #9
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks at the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
ALLRIGHT!!!!! THIS GUY'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

There hasn't been anything funny on tv all evening man, I'd just rather read your posts.

You're the biggest douchebag and it makes me laugh harder than anything.............kinda like the new haircut guy on YouTube.
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:28 PM   #10
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
i had a thought right after i made this thread that you might show up..
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Old 07-16-2008, 09:00 PM   #11
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
well 11 was all in one night
****ed the first 9 -stuck your cock in the scorching motorcyle muffler
than ****ed the other 2
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:12 AM   #12
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I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
I laugh at your incompetence.

I "banged" three times that many by age 21. By age 30 (when I met my wife), that number had increased tenfold.

But I am lame. One of my best friends has been with more than 500 girls (well, far more than 500, actually). At one point, he moved to Padre Island during Spring Break 1994 with the goal of "banging" 100 chicks in 90 days.

He surpassed that goal.

You, sir, are an amatuer.
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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
I had that many since the first of the year....

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Wow, you got with a girl that had fake boobs. Here is your trophy.
Thats not exactly a "milestone" playa. I've been with numerous women that have fake tatas...nothing special.

I have had a number of threesomes all thru out college and after college...so not really a milestone for me.

I have banged a total of 29 chicks by the age of 25. One of my best friends have reached the century mark.
29 chick by the time you were 25???? amature
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The only reason I don't hate Dallas TX, is I had a 3sum there. One chick was about a 7.5 the other was about a 6.5.

7.5 + 6.5 = 14!!

FTW!

ANd I didnt even have a motorcycle.
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