An elevator observation.

[Rain Man]

If you're going up in an elevator, and you put your hands in the air and look up with a noble expression, you're pretty much just like Supe rman aside from the floor.

[Vegas_Dave]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I don't think Supe rman would do that. Too much danger of accidentally severing the cables at the end.

No, Supe rman prefers phonebooths

[ChiefaRoo]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

If you're going up in an elevator, and you put your hands in the air and look up with a noble expression, you're pretty much just like Supe rman aside from the floor.

You know what else? Croutons without salad is just dried out bread.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by RJ

Did you remember to sort of move your arms around like you were dealing with the wind currents? It looks much more convincing when you do that.

Why do Supe rman's arms move around with the wind? It seems like he should be strong enough where that wouldn't happen.

[dorseybowe]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Why do Supe rman's arms move around with the wind? It seems like he should be strong enough where that wouldn't happen.

For God's sake, Mr. Rain Man. Double Duh. He's reducing cape drag.

FAX

[FAX]

I believe, Mr. Rain Man, it was Jor-El himself who, in one of those crystal message things that Supes used to learn about his new life far from Krypton, famously stated, "Earth girls don't show you their udder if your big red S don't flutter."

FAX

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by FAX

I believe, Mr. Rain Man, it was Jor-El himself who, in one of those crystal message things that Supes used to learn about his new life far from Krypton, famously stated, "Earth girls don't show you their udder if your big red S don't flutter."

FAX

udder?


lol

[TinyEvel]

Originally Posted by Claythan

Anyone ****ed in an elevator?

Closest I've come is a BJ in a Red Lion stairwell (I married that chick!)

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by FAX

For God's sake, Mr. Rain Man. Double Duh. He's reducing cape drag.

FAX

That makes a whole lot of sense now that I think about it.

[J Diddy]

Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Closest I've come is a BJ in a Red Lion stairwell (I married that chick!)

hope she don't read the planet

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

That makes a whole lot of sense now that I think about it.

I'm glad to hear it, Mr. Rain Man. But, I believe I was a little harsh there in my initial response to you ... overly and shamefully so ... and I feel the need to apologize, which I now do. Like Jor-El used to say, "If you wish to view Earth girls' udders, watch the nasty words you utters." Even after all the countless light years of empty space, a guy can learn a lot from Jor-El.

FAX

[FAX]

A long lost poem by Jor-El has recently surfaced. The poem, which was believed to have been accidentally destroyed during the relocation of Kal-El to Earth was found included among the personal effects offered in a longtime Smallville resident's garage sale. There is no doubt the work is that of Jor-El as it is consistent with Jor-El's famously terse, abrupt, but highly intuitive and empathetic style; "I like toast and apple butter. Show me your udder."

FAX