Life What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?

wutamess · 04-26-2009, 08:05 PM

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.

**luv** · 04-26-2009, 08:08 PM

I'm predicting masturbatory stories.

**Reaper16** · 04-26-2009, 08:09 PM

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

**luv** · 04-26-2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Was it the one about being sponge worthy?

Crush · 04-26-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?

**luv** · 04-26-2009, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?

That one actually came to mind first, but decided on the sponge worthy.

Pioli Zombie · 04-26-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?

Teri Hatcher one would be mine. They are real and they are spectular. That's when Teri was a top 5 on my list
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Luke · 04-26-2009, 09:24 PM

Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.

Dante84 · 04-26-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke

Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.

Um... did you call the police? or the BBB? or Anyone?

LaChapelle · 04-26-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke

Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.

A Tyson plant would have been more timely. Banquet Jackson is more disturbing name though.

Jenson71 · 04-26-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Luke

Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.

"sometimes that happens" -

Crush · 04-26-2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Teri Hatcher one would be mine. They are real and they are spectular. That's when Teri was a top 5 on my list
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Damn it. I completely forgot about that one.

Comanche · 04-27-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?

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Jenson71 · 04-26-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Obviously not the master of his domain.

Ebolapox · 04-27-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16

Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

'he took.....IT....out!' (/elaine)

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Luke Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Earth Casino cash: $10004900	chicken choker Several years ago I worked at a then called Banquet Food Processing Plant. They made things like chicken pot pies/TV dinners. I walked into a cooler and saw a fellow jering off with a chicken. Slowly backing out of the cooler I told the nearest supervisor about it. He said "Oh, sometimes that happens." I resigned the next day, couldn't eat chicken for over a year and to this day will not eat any Banquet/ConAgri TV dinners.
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