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06-11-2013, 04:30 AM | #1 |
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Done.
Just need to proofread and shit. |
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06-11-2013, 06:17 AM | #2 |
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Who the **** is Hootie?
Hottie and the blowfish? |
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06-11-2013, 06:34 AM | #3 |
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06-11-2013, 06:48 AM | #4 |
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You wasted too much time writing about Hootie. I can't imagine many people would care enough about him to read more than one or two sentences at a time.
Look, his schtick is this - act like an ass, get attention. End of story. It's moderately interesting from time to time, the same way a youtube video of some guy crashing on a skateboard would be, but mostly just juvenile stupidity being typed by a grown up. |
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06-11-2013, 06:54 AM | #5 |
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I fell asleep midway through. 3 pooties.
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06-11-2013, 08:41 AM | #6 |
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06-11-2013, 07:08 AM | #7 | |
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Well, that was about 3x as long as it needed to be. A+ for effort, and this gem of a line,
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06-11-2013, 07:09 AM | #8 |
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06-11-2013, 07:10 AM | #9 |
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God, that sucked.
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06-11-2013, 07:20 AM | #10 |
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Wow, you put in more work into one post than I have in all of my posts combined.
I don't know whether to pat you on the back or shake my head. |
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06-11-2013, 07:22 AM | #11 |
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06-11-2013, 08:06 AM | #12 |
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What we really need to do now is have rico start a thread with the entire unauthorized biography as the OP. More hootie threads in the Lounge can't be all bad.
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06-11-2013, 08:18 AM | #13 |
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NCAA wrestling is awesome - that's the coolest part about the roast. Finding out you wrestled.
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06-11-2013, 08:16 AM | #14 |
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That just seemed like a long commentary about what you think of hootie instead of a roast.
Also, your mullet white trash alter ego thing is really strange.
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06-11-2013, 09:45 AM | #15 |
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Your not the first to say that. Ironically, usually the ones who like it are my "white trashier" acquaintances/friends, although the Christmas cards are pretty much a universal hit with everyone. My reason for adding him into this to begin with was the name connection....my perception of people with the name, "Rick."
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