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07-27-2013, 11:21 AM | #1 |
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It is not the same as having jizz in your mouth but you suck yourself to the point of explosion then rub it out on the cat while it runs by really isnt much different than chasing the cat and doing it with your hand is it? For the record i would not slurp my own baby gravy, even though i have proof its a top notch recipe.
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07-27-2013, 11:25 AM | #2 |
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Some of you obviously take your onanistic distinctions pretty seriously.
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07-27-2013, 12:49 PM | #3 |
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07-27-2013, 01:20 PM | #4 |
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Blowing yourself isn't the same as blowing someone else. That's like saying giving yourself a hand is the same as giving someone else a hand.
All it is is masturbation. Now if you're blowing yourself and thinking or some dude....well then you might be gay. |
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07-27-2013, 02:39 PM | #5 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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What if you're thinking of yourself?
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07-27-2013, 02:51 PM | #6 |
Needs more middle fingers
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07-27-2013, 02:19 PM | #7 |
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Dogs probably ask themselves the opposite about opposable thumbs.
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07-27-2013, 02:58 PM | #8 |
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Would you rather drive yourself to work or be driven to work in a limo?
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07-27-2013, 02:59 PM | #9 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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07-27-2013, 03:39 PM | #10 |
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I'd give it a go. I've eaten the pussy of chicks I knew for only a few hours... at least I know my dick is clean. I wouldn't blow it in my mouth, though.
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07-27-2013, 05:29 PM | #11 |
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07-27-2013, 05:36 PM | #12 |
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Nothing says horny like oral herpes!
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07-27-2013, 03:51 PM | #13 |
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07-27-2013, 05:38 PM | #14 |
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In the army, this discussion has come up many times. I'm of the following belief. The thought is off putting to me, however, if everyone could do it, as we can pleasure ourselves with our own hand;, I bet we'd all do it, as we do with our own hands.
So I have to say the thought is off putting to me, at the current social acceptance and physically inability has allowed. |
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07-27-2013, 05:51 PM | #15 |
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