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*OFFICIAL* relationship advice thread
All the Slayer talk in the Stevieray thread made long for the days when Slayer would help everyone out with their lady problems. Since he's disappeared, I figure the Planet needs another one-stop-shop for relationship advice, so who more qualified than I to pick up the mantle Slayer has cast aside?
Having trouble with the ladies? Are you in the wife's doghouse? Just plain unlucky in love altogether? You've come to the right place. Dr. GoLove is in the house. |
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05-04-2008, 06:55 PM | #2 |
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Is this actually an "official" thread? Don't you have to have at least three stars for that?
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05-04-2008, 06:56 PM | #3 |
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05-04-2008, 06:55 PM | #4 |
Right in the Lumberyard Danny
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The only true advise you could give, would be on masturbation
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05-04-2008, 06:59 PM | #5 | |
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Who's gonna take his advise when it includes Jabba action figure?
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05-04-2008, 07:01 PM | #6 |
Right in the Lumberyard Danny
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Classic
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05-04-2008, 07:06 PM | #7 | |
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Also, "stranger" is a fun game. Sit in your hand of choice until it becomes numb. Proceed.
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05-04-2008, 06:57 PM | #9 |
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You must be high.
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05-04-2008, 08:54 PM | #10 |
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05-04-2008, 07:06 PM | #11 |
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Not unlike marlboro chief doing a thread on racial sensitivity, TJ and BEP on the postives of Karl Marx, or recxjake on the virtues of Toyota.
And likely, far less enlightening.
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05-04-2008, 07:54 PM | #12 |
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my sheep doll
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05-04-2008, 09:11 PM | #13 |
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Run it through the wash and spritz a little febreeze. Also, fresh-air hang-drying seems to work wonders.
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Goatse told your man to try sticking it in your butt when you rolled over didn't he? That one never goes over well.
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