Life Family sayings that stuck with you. - Page 11

mesmith31 · 10-07-2012, 07:27 AM

"Son, I've done square danced twice in towns you ain't even heard of before!"

shitgoose · 10-07-2012, 07:31 AM

Gramps-

You're ****ing this cat I'm just holding the tail..

The only way you could be dumber is to be bigger

I'm fuller than a junk yard goat (after a large meal)

Dayze · 10-07-2012, 07:33 AM

Oh, when my dad will sneeze really loudly a few times in a row, he'll yell "shit fire"! At the end of the last sneeze.

.....now I do that shit.

Braincase · 10-07-2012, 08:28 AM

'Want' in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up faster.

manchambo · 10-07-2012, 08:46 AM

My grandpa used to say "that's like feeding strawberries to a jackass." for example, after Roseanne sang the star spangled banner, he said that watching her was like feeding strawberries to a jackass.

He also said "cripe Pete" a lot. I say that now.

KChiefs1 · 10-07-2012, 09:01 AM

Dad to me: You don't know shit from Shinola.

Dayze · 10-07-2012, 09:04 AM

When trying to juggle too many things/priorities my dad would say "it's like stuffing 5 pounds of shit in a 3 pound bucket"

Or "up to your ass in alligators"

10-07-2012, 07:27 AM	#1
mesmith31 Starter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: West Des Moines, Iowa Casino cash: $10005205	"Son, I've done square danced twice in towns you ain't even heard of before!"
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10-07-2012, 07:31 AM	#2
shitgoose Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $4172833	Gramps- You're ****ing this cat I'm just holding the tail.. The only way you could be dumber is to be bigger I'm fuller than a junk yard goat (after a large meal) __________________
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10-07-2012, 07:33 AM	#3
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $4999358	Oh, when my dad will sneeze really loudly a few times in a row, he'll yell "shit fire"! At the end of the last sneeze. .....now I do that shit.
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10-07-2012, 08:28 AM	#4
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	'Want' in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up faster. __________________ BrainCase
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10-07-2012, 08:46 AM	#5
manchambo Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $9422156	My grandpa used to say "that's like feeding strawberries to a jackass." for example, after Roseanne sang the star spangled banner, he said that watching her was like feeding strawberries to a jackass. He also said "cripe Pete" a lot. I say that now.
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10-07-2012, 09:01 AM	#6
KChiefs1 I’m a Mahomo! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Mid-Missouri Casino cash: $6771021	Dad to me: You don't know shit from Shinola. __________________
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10-07-2012, 09:04 AM	#7
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $4999358	When trying to juggle too many things/priorities my dad would say "it's like stuffing 5 pounds of shit in a 3 pound bucket" Or "up to your ass in alligators"
Posts: 37,372