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08-17-2017, 09:43 PM | #16 |
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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
"Dam" |
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08-17-2017, 10:12 PM | #17 |
You Sweetie!
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08-17-2017, 10:14 PM | #18 |
You Sweetie!
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08-17-2017, 10:20 PM | #19 |
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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08-17-2017, 11:11 PM | #20 |
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what do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
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08-18-2017, 12:00 AM | #21 |
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
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08-18-2017, 12:03 AM | #22 |
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your mom's so fat, she has to open a window to wipe
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08-18-2017, 01:33 AM | #23 |
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Why the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well.
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift. What's brown and sticky? A stick |
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08-18-2017, 01:43 AM | #24 |
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what was hitlers favorite breakfast juice?
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08-18-2017, 03:03 AM | #25 |
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08-18-2017, 03:42 AM | #26 |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I'm not sure but it was probably because your mom is a lying whore! See you in a month.
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08-18-2017, 03:55 AM | #27 |
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08-18-2017, 03:55 AM | #28 |
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08-19-2017, 02:47 PM | #29 |
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Farmer calls his [talking] dog to gather his flock.
Dog runs out, does his business, reports back. 'There you go, 40 sheep all in the pen.' Farmer says 'but I only sent 36 sheep out to pasture this morning.' 'Yeah, I rounded them up.'
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08-19-2017, 04:19 PM | #30 |
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