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Old 03-21-2012, 09:20 PM  
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My daughter got a 2 seed
My daughter (15 year old high school sophomore) tells me yesterday that it's tradition for the senior boys to make up an NCAA tourney style bracket using the names of 64 girls in the school that they think are the hottest. She then tells me she got a #2 seed in the "Megan Fox" region. She didn't really know what it meant so she was wanting me to explain it to her. This led me to 3 separate thoughts/emotions...

1. How dare those ****ing boys objectify my little girl! (anger)
2. Wow my baby got a 2 seed! (pride)
3. Why the **** didn't she get a 1 seed?! (anger)

No I will not provide pics. Suffice it to say she's cute a hell.

Dads... how would you feel about this?

I figure this topic could provide plenty of opportunity for criticism, unwanted advances and general douchbaggery... the things that make the planet turn on its axis... but my lovely daughter and I are impervious to your barbs because obviously we're the shit.
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:09 PM   #61
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That must mean that - wait, she's 15.

This thread is worthle - wait, she's 15.

Do the matchups involve them - wait, she's 15.

I hate this thread.
Lindsay Lohan turned fifteen the month that you joined ChiefsPlanet, so...
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:09 PM   #62
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That was covered in the OP my love.
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Nah, i refuse to believe any of his offspring could be that attractive.

Proof or GTFO
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:17 PM   #64
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:18 PM   #65
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Nah, i refuse to believe any of his offspring could be that attractive.

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I can live with that. I used to have her in my avatar... guess you should have paid closer attention heh.
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I can live with that. I used to have her in my avatar... guess you should have paid closer attention heh.
Usually attractive girls catch my attention.

Are you sure she isn't a 2 seed in some kind of division III tournament?
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:24 PM   #68
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Usually attractive girls catch my attention.

Are you sure she isn't a 2 seed in some kind of division III tournament?
I think you're confusing her with yourself bud and I'm guessing she didn't catch your attention because A. you aren't in high school anymore and B. we aren't exactly tight enough to seek out each others posts.
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You post enough. I would have noticed.

Is she hefty?
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Is she hefty?


Thin as a rail. I gotta admit you do entertain me GC.
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