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09-25-2012, 05:24 PM | #47 |
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09-25-2012, 05:26 PM | #48 | |
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The dogs are barking because they want to be let out of the back yard. Go over and let them out.
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09-25-2012, 05:47 PM | #49 | |
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09-25-2012, 05:51 PM | #50 | |
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09-25-2012, 05:51 PM | #51 |
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don't hurt a dog for barking
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09-25-2012, 05:52 PM | #52 | |
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Needless to saythey don't piss or shit in front of the shop anymore. I just told him in no uncertain terms I was tired of it and would pick up spill the shit I could find and put it on the hood of his brand new ****ing truck. Just returning his property officer... Posted via Mobile Device |
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09-25-2012, 05:55 PM | #53 | |
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male is calm and never barks. Female is SUPER HYPER and ****ing barks nonstop. She got a bark collar after two days Posted via Mobile Device |
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09-25-2012, 06:02 PM | #54 | |
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09-25-2012, 06:03 PM | #55 | |
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09-25-2012, 06:17 PM | #56 |
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They have sleeping pills and alcohol to help with this. I worked for years working the midnight shift living in apartments.
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09-25-2012, 06:21 PM | #57 | |
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09-25-2012, 06:32 PM | #58 |
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Shoot the ****ing dog.
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09-25-2012, 06:41 PM | #59 | |
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09-25-2012, 07:06 PM | #60 | |
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After about 6 months of this, the owners went out of town for a week and asked me if I could feed their dogs while they were gone. When they were gone I bought one of those bark collars for the dog and let him wear it for a week. It's amazing how good those things work. Last edited by Spott; 09-25-2012 at 07:13 PM.. |
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