****Official 2009 MLB Playoffs Catch All Thread*****

[WilliamTheIrish]

You fans with rooting interest in the Cards can certainly start game threads to avoid the usual suspects that tend to be trolls.

The Tigers and Twins are on TBS. Tigers up 3-2 with 2 out in the top of 7th.

Wednesday's schedule is a very nice triple header:

Game 1 of the Rockies-Phillies series Wednesday at 2:37 p.m. est

Game 1 Yankees -Minn/Det at 6:00 est

Game 1 Cards - Dodgers at LA 9:37 est

All on TBS.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Twins get out w/o damage and head to the bottom of the 7th.

3-2 Tigers.

[JD10367]

I'm pissed. I didn't know it was on TV until my wife complained that she couldn't watch "Friends" because "some baseball game is on". :mad:

[Dartgod]

Detroit doesn't deserve to win considering their collapse ending the season. But I hate the Twins. I suppose I could root for the Twins so they'll get ass-raped by the Yankees, but I hate the Yankees too.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Oh and tell Skip that they are showing this in Tulsa, unlike the Chiefs. LMAO

[WilliamTheIrish]

Zach Miner in for the 7th vs Punto, Span and Cabrera

[WilliamTheIrish]

Nice AB by Punto. Real hard nosed. Fouled off 6 and then lines it through the hole between 3b and SS.

[Basileus777]

I'm hoping the Twins pull through, I'd rather not face Detroit's pitching in a short series.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Porcello was stellar for 5.2 innings. Struck out 8 BB 2.

[WilliamTheIrish]

BIG K by Miner there. Span windmilled through that.

[WilliamTheIrish]

God damn! What a shot!

[WilliamTheIrish]

Cabrera hammered that. 4-3 Twins.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Cabrera recovered well from that BAC of .26

* Miguel Cabrera

[wild1]

That's the other cabrera.

[KCUnited]

Wow. This is a fight.

[WilliamTheIrish]

That's the other cabrera.

Yea. I knew that. I was writing that as I was reading the story aboutr Miguel Cabrera who also homered in the 3rd.

Boom. Tie Game. Ordonez homers.

[Dartgod]

Wow, it sure got quiet all of a sudden.

[DenverChief]

Welcome to Rocktober gentlemen
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[Basileus777]

What this game needs is extra innings.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Holy fuck! Cabrera's BAC was .26? Christ I'd be intubated after a night like that.

[DrRyan]

Gonna be a short series for whichever team is playing the Yankees.

Edit: I would be surprised to see the series go more than four.

[wild1]

Gonna be a short series for whichever team is playing the Yankees.

The twins have won 30 of their last 44 games... being that hot could be enough. I would like their chances better than Detroit's, if only for that reason.

[DrRyan]

The twins have won 30 of their last 44 games... being that hot could be enough. I would like their chances better than Detroit's, if only for that reason.

They have been hot. I agree I like their chances more than the Tigers against NY. It is gonna be tough for either team to win a series against the Yanks after fighting tooth and nail just to get in the post season.

[Basileus777]

The twins have won 30 of their last 44 games... being that hot could be enough. I would like their chances better than Detroit's, if only for that reason.

It's hard to predict those kind of things though. We've seen lots of teams back into the playoffs and then catch fire, and hot teams turn cold in October.

[DrRyan]

2 on with only one out. A big spot right here for Inge to come through or the Twinkies to get back in the dugout with a ground ball DP.

[wild1]

Of course I would favor the Yankees, but MN could be hot at the right time, as the saying goes.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I dunno. The Twins haven't even won a game in Yankee Stadium since 07. And that was when Santana was on the mound. They just don't do anything well vs the Yankees.

[WilliamTheIrish]

That's why you put Joe Nathan out there to get the last SIX outs. Gardenhire's a dumbfuck.

[DrRyan]

That was just a nasty pitch by Nathan there to tie up Laird.

[DrRyan]

I know the Twins have been hot, but I just cannot see them going toe to toe and winning a series against the Yankees without Morneau's bat in the lineup(if they get the win here against the Tigers)

[WilliamTheIrish]

Lyon was pretty solid in that half.

To the 9th.

And Santiago gets a bunt single and slid in just perfectly to make it.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Granderson now 4 for his last 4 vs Nathan.

Unusual note: That's the 14th time or so that Chip Caray has described a hit as "Fisted".

Chip's a bit freaky...

[DrRyan]

Gotta have a K or pop up on the infield right here if you are Nathan.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Gets the K on Polanco!

[DrRyan]

What an unbelievable pitch by Nathan right there when he had to have it most!

[WilliamTheIrish]

No doubt. He froze him like Ted Williams' head

[WilliamTheIrish]

Holy fuck! Hit like bullet and it's a 6-3 DP.

[Basileus777]

Haha

[DeezNutz]

Nathan...awesome.

[DrRyan]

Amazing. Nathan playing with fire that whole inning but gets out of it.

[Basileus777]

Come on, send this to extra innings.

[WilliamTheIrish]

"LET'S GET DE-NARD-ED!"

[DeezNutz]

Inge. Fuck. Wow.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Brandon Inge just saved the Tigers season.... for now.

[Frazod]

Wow. Game saver.

[DeezNutz]

That dude is the definition of a ballplayer.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Great game...

[Frazod]

Come on, send this to extra innings.

You got your wish.

[Buck]

Why oh why do they start these damn games so early!

[DrRyan]

Craig Saeger, the best dressed man in showbiz!

[WilliamTheIrish]

Jesus Fuck Sager! A satin purple jacket? I'm surprised there isn't a big block letter F-A-V-R-E across the damn thing.

[DeezNutz]

Yep.

[DeezNutz]

That dude is the definition of a ballplayer.

.

[Basileus777]

Fuck.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Great defensive play in the bottom half, follws it with the possible game winner in the top half. Nice job Inge.

[DeezNutz]

Oops.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Jesu tits..

[Basileus777]

What a fucking game.

[WilliamTheIrish]

He lost that ball. He was there in plenty of time. It went right past his glove..

[DeezNutz]

Squeeze.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I remember when Gene Lamont was actually thin.

[DeezNutz]

That old sumbitch has seen some baseball.

[DeezNutz]

Squeeze.

Would have clearly been stupid at that time.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I just do not believe this game...

[kcxiv]

This is what this type of game is all about. GOOOD GOOOD STUFF

[WilliamTheIrish]

Polanco looked to have DP bead on that ball...

[morphius]

If baseball was like this more often, I'd have to watch all the time.

[JD10367]

Wow. Detroit's really tightening up here. Dove for a ball in an effort to get an out and turned a guaranteed single into a triple. Dove for a ball hoping to get a double-play and didn't even get an out. Now it's 1st and 3rd with 1 out and 1 run in when it should probably be a man on 1st with 2 outs and no one in or, at worst, 1st and 2nd with 1 out.

[OnTheWarpath15]

HOLY SHIT!

[DeezNutz]

Wow. LMAO.

[Basileus777]

So awesome.

[morphius]

Wow! Not a good ball to tag up on.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Seriously, if you can't get Tolbert and HArris out you don't deserve..

Holy **** again...

[Basileus777]

This is exactly what I wanted; an emotionally draining game that goes into extra innings that could deplete the bullpen for tomorrow.

[DeezNutz]

Looked like that tag was too high. Ball beat 'em so the Tigers got the call.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

ROFLCopter

[JD10367]

They got greedy and tried to end it.

Close play at the plate, though.

[Sure-Oz]

Love the announcer calling it base it, great job chip!

[OnTheWarpath15]

Looked like that tag was too high. Ball beat 'em so the Tigers got the call.

I just replayed it, and it looked like he beat the tag.

[WoodDraw]

Love the announcer calling it base it, great job chip!

Base hit! Runner tagging! What the hell is happening! And...Double Play!

[Buck]

Game sounds similar to the Padres @ Rockies in 2007.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Seriously, if you can't get Tolbert and HArris out you don't deserve..

Holy **** again...

As I was saying....LMAO

[OnTheWarpath15]

That replay confirmed it.

He beat the tag.

[DeezNutz]

I just replayed it, and it looked like he beat the tag.

That's what I thought.

In some ways, I'm surprised he was called out.

Bang, bang and high tag = safe 99% of the time.

[WilliamTheIrish]

I just replayed it, and it looked like he beat the tag.

Looked like he got him on the helmet just before the hand crosses the plate.

[WoodDraw]

Watching live, I thought he was out.

[edit]

And after replay, I still can't tell. Ump was in perfect position.

[thebrad84]

I was going to say, i thought the replay confirmed the call was correct, tagged him just before his hand touched the plate

[DeezNutz]

Oh shit, Twins. LMAO LMAO

Tigers with the advantage.

[Sure-Oz]

Cmon Royal Pride right here mahay

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Mahay, you cost my FBB team so many saves this year, I hope you get fucking shelled like the trenches of Verdun.

[Sure-Oz]

Base hit! Runner tagging! What the hell is happening! And...Double Play!

:LOL: exactly

[WilliamTheIrish]

Mahay! For the final nail..

[DeezNutz]

He's apparently cleansed himself of the stench of Kansas City.

Fuck you, Royals.

[Sure-Oz]

mahay is their loogey

[KCUnited]

Mahayhayhayhay!

[DeezNutz]

What up, Royals II.

[WilliamTheIrish]

One day when Leland goes to the mound he's going to have an unfiltered Lucky Strike cig in his left hand, pulling an o2 tank with the other.

[morphius]

That replay confirmed it.

He beat the tag.
I'm rooting for the Twinkies here and when I replayed it and paused it there was dirt between his hand and the base when the glove seemed to be making an imprint on the shirt. I think he got the call right.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Another nice play by Granderson in thisn inning

[WilliamTheIrish]

To the 12th!

[OnTheWarpath15]

I'm rooting for the Twinkies here and when I replayed it and paused it there was dirt between his hand and the base when the glove seemed to be making an imprint on the shirt. I think he got the call right.

I've watched it twice from the 4 angles they've shown, and it sure looks like he was tagged high on the back of the shoulder.

Doesn't matter now.

[Basileus777]

It'd be nice if they informed us how many guys each team had left in their pen.

[DrRyan]

It'd be nice if they informed us how many guys each team had left in their pen.

The Twins have 6 available arms in their 'pen.

The Tigers have 12 available arms in their 'pen.

This according to the CBS gamecenter.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/gamecenter/live/MLB_20091006_DET@MIN

[WilliamTheIrish]

This guy doing the color commentary sounds just like James Woods...

[Sure-Oz]

Delmon you dumbass

[WilliamTheIrish]

Oh that was a Jose Guillen like defensive play! Where's my giant scorecard?

[DeezNutz]

Inge coming to the plate? Yikes.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Rayburn redemption? Awww they IBB him...

[Basileus777]

Inge better hit into a DP here.

[WoodDraw]

Uht oh...

[WilliamTheIrish]

It got his jersey

[Mecca]

That hit is jersey, bad call.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Randy Marsh pretty much sucks..

[OnTheWarpath15]

Missed that call.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Chips Carey: "Fisted" again...

[DeezNutz]

Good stop my ass.

Look what I found. 5 hole was wide the fuck open.

[DeezNutz]

Great play.

[Basileus777]

Clutch play.

[DeezNutz]

5 hole.

[WilliamTheIrish]

If they'd a put a jell-o shot on the plate, Mauer wouldn't have stood a chance to Cabrera

[DeezNutz]

Ball 4.

[OnTheWarpath15]

That was Ball 4.

[Dartgod]

This is fun.

[Mecca]

Detroit got robbed out of a run, lovely.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Great pitch.

[Sure-Oz]

swung at ball 4

[morphius]

Got him swinging, man!

[WoodDraw]

What a game

[KCUnited]

Huge.

[Pioli Zombie]

This is amazing. This reminds me of that Mets-Astros 16 inning LCS game in 1986.
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[DrRyan]

I initially said I thought the Twins would give the Yankees a better series(4 games at best), but the more I think about it, the Tigers seem to match up better.

The Tigers are the team with a shut down starting pitcher. The Tigers have a hell of a lot more pop in their lineup than the Twins do without Morneau.

Regardless, if the Yanks series goes the full five games it would be a much better series than I plan on it being. Yankees in four games.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Great game....worth the price of admission

[JD10367]

This has been a great game.

Too bad whoever wins it is gonna be so worn out they're gonna fly to NY and get their asses kicked in three straight.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Chip Carey:"The Yankees have to stay up late to form a game plan".

The Yankees formulate a game plan? What is it?

"Okay, let's put our $450 million payroll on the field".

[DrRyan]

Chip Carey:"The Yankees have to stay up late to form a game plan".

The Yankees formulate a game plan? What is it?

"Okay, let's put our $450 million payroll on the field".

Chip Carey is awful. It is a real shame that we will all have to suffer through his call of the NLCS as well as the divisional series.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Rodney is junking it up out there. I guess Leland pkay riding this big dumb horse.

[Sure-Oz]

LMFAO

[Dartgod]

What a fantastic game.

[WilliamTheIrish]

That's just gotta hurt.

[Mecca]

Well that was awesome even though it's for the right to get killed by the Yankees.

[Sure-Oz]

Dee troit what

[Sure-Oz]

You have to tip your cap to the tigers for blowing a 7 game lead, ok chip

[WilliamTheIrish]

I really don't think I ride Fernando Rodney into his 4th inning. Have a cig, Jim.

[BigMeatballDave]

Wow. Detroit really choked the divison away.

[JD10367]

You have to tip your cap to the tigers for blowing a 7 game lead, ok chip

Yeah, as he said that, I was perusing Google Images for a good "choke" JPEG to post in regards to Detroit...

[Marcellus]

Did they just win the WS? Wow.

[Sure-Oz]

I expect an autographed team poster and a champaigne bottle to be sent to the royals again from the twins, we did our part

[Sure-Oz]

Did they just win the WS? Wow.

This celebration will be funny when they get swept by the yanks

[wild1]

credit where it's due, the twins bore down and ground it out when it was time to do or die.

[Deberg_1990]

Well that was awesome even though it's for the right to get killed by the Yankees.

Yea, pretty much...but ya never know...sometimes teams can carry the emotion into a series like that.

[Sure-Oz]

The guys running around with the minnesota twins flag/banner reminds me of apollo creed showing off right before he got killed in the ring by drago

[JD10367]

Good week to be a Minnesota fan so far. First Lord Farvrrhruh sets cable-TV viewing records on MNF, and now the Twins finish a miraculous end-of-season comeback to win a playoff spot. What's next? The Timberwolves and Wild making their respective finals?!?

[WoodDraw]

A great game to watch. I'm glad the Twins won. Now, go knock off the Yankees.

[Sure-Oz]

Good week to be a Minnesota fan so far. First Lord Farvrrhruh sets cable-TV viewing records on MNF, and now the Twins finish a miraculous end-of-season comeback to win a playoff spot. What's next? The Timberwolves and Wild making their respective finals?!?

I'm sure fargo will be the late night movie tonight instead

[JD10367]

I always root for the underdog, so even if I weren't a Red Sox fan I'd be rooting for Minnesota to win their series against the Yank-mes. (Being a Red Sox fan, I'm rooting for Minnesota to win... with three shutouts, LOL.) But chances are the Yankees will sweep in three easy games. I'd be surprised if the Twins even stay within 2 runs in a game.

[wild1]

:rockon:

[MIAdragon]

shit, I think Det had the best chance to knock off the Yanks

[Basileus777]

I can't wait for the Yanks to exact revenge on Carl Pavano, assuming he doesn't fake any injuries to avoid pitching.

[Basileus777]

shit, I think Det had the best chance to knock off the Yanks

Yep. Verlander, Porcello and Jackson are better than the Twins' staff. In a short series, the Tigers are dangerous.. And we have owned the Twins for years now.

[teedubya]

I wonder if Miguel Cabrera is getting drunk and yelling at fat kids right now?

I drive a Range Rover!!!11111 Ill get my clackety clack!!!

[BigRedChief]

shit, I think Det had the best chance to knock off the Yanks
Boston or the Cardinals have the best chance. Strong #1 and #2 starting pitchers are the key to winning in a short series.

[El Chapo]

Ubaldo and Cliff Lee locked in a scoreless pitcher's duel through four.

[L.A. Chieffan]

If Mauer gets to second base in the Yankee game watch to see if he touches his ear:

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[WilliamTheIrish]

Routine October PA for ARoid.

[WilliamTheIrish]

And ARoid gets a K in a 2nd PA this post season. Je-tard tied it with a two run shot earlier in the inning.

[The Franchise]

Go Dodgers!

[Basileus777]

CC's offspeed pitches are devastating.

[Basileus777]

Big strikeout by Hughes.

[wild1]

well, fun while it lasted.

[Marcellus]

Here we go, kill em Cards!

[Marcellus]

Game is on TNT for anyone wondering

[Basileus777]

Carpenter can't locate anything right now. His command of the strike zone has been very poor.

[kcxiv]

Matt Kemp rocked him. hell yeah. GOOO BLUE!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Absolutely horrible situational baseball by St. Louis all night.

[kcxiv]

Love that fucking throw. haha

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Jesus fucking Christ, DeRosa.

Horrible fucking decision, worse throw.

What I wouldn't do for Jess Todd and Chris Perez right now.

[chief52]

Jesus ****ing Christ, DeRosa.

Horrible ****ing decision, worse throw.

What I wouldn't do for Jess Todd and Chris Perez right now.


Luckily for him it did not have any effect on the play. No error. It was so wild no one advanced. It was a crazy decision...got give you that.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Luckily for him it did not have any effect on the play. No error. It was so wild no one advanced. It was a crazy decision...got give you that.

It was a fucking boneheaded Cub decision is what it was.

Hey, Carp finally got down a bunt.

We've really pissed away some opportunities tonight. Hopefully they wake up, or they'll be on the golf course by Sunday afternoon.

[chief52]

It was a ****ing boneheaded Cub decision is what it was.

Hey, Carp finally got down a bunt.

We've really pissed away some opportunities tonight. Hopefully they wake up, or they'll be on the golf course by Sunday afternoon.

Got to tell you...I am a big Dodger fan so I hope they are golfing. But seriously, the Dodgers have let a lot of opportunities go as well. Carpenter is going to find himself. Well, just tightened up by one...

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Got to tell you...I am a big Dodger fan so I hope they are golfing. But seriously, the Dodgers have let a lot of opportunities go as well. Carpenter is going to find himself. Well, just tightened up by one...

Worst of luck to ya' :thumb:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I thought Holliday was gonna whip the ump's ass for a second. Glaus probably would have snapped his bat and stabbed him in the fucking heart with it.

[Marcellus]

Weaver huh? This could work out for STL.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Weaver huh? This could work out for STL.

Thanks.

[stlchiefs]

anybody else having audio/video problems with the feed on the Cards game? My feed is skipping like crazy.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

anybody else having audio/video problems with the feed on the Cards game? My feed is skipping like crazy.

Yeah. That Ludwick flare down the line had me flipping out b/c I didn't know WTF happened.

[Basileus777]

anybody else having audio/video problems with the feed on the Cards game? My feed is skipping like crazy.

TBS is having technical difficulties.

[stlchiefs]

TBS is having technical difficulties.

They need to get their chit figured out or give the games back to one of the big networks. This is a joke.

[stlchiefs]

I thought Holliday was gonna whip the ump's ass for a second. Glaus probably would have snapped his bat and stabbed him in the ****ing heart with it.

Yeah, if he didn't get that call I was pretty sure he was going to get tossed based on where his reaction was going.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

CARP:

http://i26.tinypic.com/n4hb4k.jpg

[Marcellus]

Thanks.

No shit.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

We are fucking debacling ourselves tonight

http://i28.tinypic.com/w1chsk.jpg

[Mecca]

The Cards are losing because of that shortstops stache.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The Cards are losing because of that shortstops stache.

Don't you ever question Ravishing Rick Ryan's 'stache.

They're losing b/c Carpenter is pitching like Gil Meche and they are demonstrating the situational hitting ability of the fucking Royals.

[Mecca]

I heard he called the Dodgers sewer city sweat hogs.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I heard he called the Dodgers sewer city sweat hogs.

Just wait til he takes his jersey off and shows them what a real man looks like.

[Basileus777]

With the way these 2 commentators are talking, you'd think Carp was throwing a perfect game.

[Mecca]

He's wearing tights under his uniform pants with Manny Ramirez face on them.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

With the way these 2 commentators are talking, you'd think Carp was throwing a perfect game.

It's been a fucking rancid shitbath. He'll go a fucking month w/o walking 4 guys.

*facepalm*

['Hamas' Jenkins]

The Cardinals have truly played some horrible baseball the last 3 weeks, and it looks to have continued into the postseason.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Fuck you Big Sweat. FUCK YOU!!

[88TG88]

W00T DOYERS

[Basileus777]

It's 5-2, but it feels like 12-2.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Kyle McClellan, I hope someone digs up the corpses of your dead relatives and skull fucks their eye sockets in front of you.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I think our whip is like 2.88 tonight. :shake:

[tk13]

I can't believe he threw an 89 mph fastball at Jim Thome and he whiffed on it.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

i just got here, so this may have already been brought up, but does anybody else hate this freaking "pitch trax" thing on the right side of the screen? it looks like we are watching a video game.

[StcChief]

yeah. our relief has been....a disaster since mid august.

wake up call....hello.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I can't believe he threw an 89 mph fastball at Jim Thome and he whiffed on it.

There isn't a left handed hitter on earth who I've seen hit that pitch. I"m dead fucking serious.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

i just got here, so this may have already been brought up, but does anybody else hate this freaking "pitch trax" thing on the right side of the screen? it looks like we are watching a video game.

I'd hate it less were it not rigged to show everything they call a ball a ball and everything a strike a strike.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

3-4-5 hitters tonight:

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lbcbap.jpg

[BigRedChief]

Don't you ever question Ravishing Rick Ryan's 'stache.

They're losing b/c Carpenter is pitching like Gil Meche and they are demonstrating the situational hitting ability of the ****ing Royals.
Yep, even Cy Young pitchers don't have their "A" game stuff in every outing.

Bases loaded, no one out and Holliday, Ludwick, Molina and Delrosa coming up and we get one run. That was a big momentum killer. Holliday looking at 3 called strikes.:cuss:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Yep, even Cy Young pitchers don't have their "A" game stuff in every outing.

Bases loaded, no one out and Holliday, Ludwick, Molina and Delrosa coming up and we get one run. That was a big momentum killer. Holliday looking at 3 called strikes.:cuss:

You seem to be missing my broader point:

Everyone on this team has sucked a rat fetus' cock tonight.

[Basileus777]

I will lol at the Dodger fan meltdowns if Kuo blows it.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Why the fuck would you pinch hit Glaus?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Rolenesque cut there, Troy. :shake:

[tk13]

Glaus can't catch up to the heat.

(Watch him homer now.)

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Rolenesque cut there, Troy. :shake:

As I was saying.

Fucking brilliant move, TLR. Bring in the guy with a balky shoulder to hit a high fastball pitcher.

I'm gonna go bong some Drano.

[L.A. Chieffan]

OH HARRRRRO KUOOOOOO!!!!!!

[L.A. Chieffan]

Bon Jovi is not quite as gay as the cardinals

[BigRedChief]

You seem to be missing my broader point:

Everyone on this team has sucked a rat fetus' cock tonight.
Rasmus, Derosa and Shumaker have been good.

[L.A. Chieffan]

RAFFY!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Rasmus, Derosa and Shumaker have been good.

The same DeRosa who directly cost us a run through his dumbassery in the field?

[L.A. Chieffan]

DAMN KEMP LAUNCHED THAT SHIT

[BigRedChief]

The same DeRosa who directly cost us a run through his dumbassery in the field?No run scored because of his error.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

No run scored because of his error.

I guess you weren't paying attention to Andre Ethier who was 8 feet off the bag when he gloved the ball. He didn't even look home, and the run scored easily b/c of it.

[BigRedChief]

DAMN KEMP LAUNCHED THAT SHITlooked like a AA player on that strikeout.

[BigRedChief]

I guess you weren't paying attention to Andre Ethier who was 8 feet off the bag when he gloved the ball. He didn't even look home, and the run scored easily b/c of it.He had no play at home.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He had no play at home.

That's bullshit. Hell, even the announcers openly questioned on the broadcast why he didn't make a move home saying "Ethier was caught in no man's land, why didn't DeRosa try and go home?"

[L.A. Chieffan]

looked like a AA player on that strikeout.

Yeah, he sucks

[88TG88]

Yeah, he sucks

lol, he would the whole thing.

[BigRedChief]

Yeah, he sucksBaseball is a bitch of a game. you fail 7 out of 10 times you are a star. You fail 6 out of 10 times your not even playing in the big show.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Baseball is a bitch of a game. you fail 7 out of 10 times you are a star. You fail 6 out of 10 times your not even playing in the big show.

Wha??

[Basileus777]

Baseball is a bitch of a game. you fail 7 out of 10 times you are a star. You fail 6 out of 10 times your not even playing in the big show.

Baseball=batting average

[88TG88]

lol, julio lugo is still in baseball.

[L.A. Chieffan]

WHATS WITH THE FUCKING 1890 STACHE RYAN?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

lol, julio lugo is still in baseball.

You could say the same about Ronnie Belliard.

[L.A. Chieffan]

BRUNDUN RYANS DAD:

[BigRedChief]

lol, julio lugo is still in baseball.He's done pretty good for us since he came over. A heluuva lot better than Duncan was.

[L.A. Chieffan]

NICE ECKSTEIN IMPERSONATION

[BigRedChief]

WHATS WITH THE ****ING 1890 STACHE RYAN?Ryan is a weird dude.

[L.A. Chieffan]

oh shit i dont like this

[BigRedChief]

Broxton vs. Pujols.

[88TG88]

IDK about bringing Broxton in early.

[L.A. Chieffan]

broxton makes me sweat more than a whore in church

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Broxton was on my FBB team this year. Scared the fuck out of me.

Have one of your outings where you can't throw strikes.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Have one of your outings where you can't throw strikes.

that about every other time

[88TG88]

yay !

[L.A. Chieffan]

JIZZ

['Hamas' Jenkins]

What a shit sucking fucking game every inch of the way.

Albert Pujols hit like Albert Brooks tonight.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

What a shit sucking ****ing game every inch of the way.

Albert Pujols hit like Albert Brooks tonight.

maybe he is sucking on purpose so that they will stop walking him on purpose.