Dear Sorter, I must correct you

[Hammock Parties]

Dear Sorter,

I noticed that this evening you left me a rep message. While I appreciate the positive nature of your reputation, and would enjoy receiving future posirep from you, I must point out a mistake in the rep message you left for me.

http://i.imgur.com/nymkLP5.jpg

This is incorrect punctuation on your part. "We're" means "we are," so in essence your message reads "we are are," which of course is just terribly wrong.

The word you're looking for is "We." Then your sentence would be correct, and this rep message would have been perfect.

Just wanted to bring that to your attention and again, no disrespect intended. I did enjoy the rep message and hope you will leave me future positive rep messages, although not necessary of course.

Also, Hootie, I don't want to steal any of your attention tonight so please don't take this thread as an invasion of your stage. That was certainly not my intent and I don't even really like attention at all. In fact the less attention this thread receives the better, so if people could refrain from posting in here I would appreciate that.

Yours Sincerely,

Phobia

[crazycoffey]

in before banz

[KC native]

ROFL so much win tonight. STOP IT I HAVE TO FUCKING STUDY.

[Hammock Parties]

in before banz

Dear CrazyCoffey,

I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't post in this thread. This thread is just to correct Sorter, who made a mistake in a rep message left to me earlier this evening. That's the purpose of this thread. There's no need for you or anyone else to post in here tonight or at any time.

Please respect my wishes. But of course, if you choose to post in here anyway to entertain yourself, that's perfectly acceptable. I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do and it's a free forum.

Yours Sincerely,

General Dwight D. Eisenhower

[lcarus]

If this sort of shit bothers you, Matt Cassel never stood a fucking chance. Not that he would have stood a chance anyway.....

[Sorter]

The sapphire is slowly ruining my writing skills.


Probably time to switch to a higher quality gin.

[Sassy Squatch]

The sapphire is slowly ruining my writing skills.


Probably time to switch to a higher quality gin.
Maybe the tobacco you're spitting all over the place contributed to it?

[crazycoffey]

hootie is getting more attention than me; I must be talked about! /princess attention whore

[Hammock Parties]

Dear Sorter,

I enjoy alcohol on occasion, too. But I've literally never made one single grammar, spelling or punctuation mistake here on Chiefsplanet. Your gin, Sapphire or not, is no excuse. I expect people to abide by the rules of the English language when they leave me rep. Of course it's your choice, but I think we can all agree this place would be better if we post in a civilized manner.

If you wish to continue drinking and posting, that's your decision, and I'm not going to complain about it. But certainly I can complain about poorly constructed rep messages you leave for me in the future.

Think about it, at least? For me? Anyway, thanks for reading the thread, and I'm sure you'll take care of this issue in the future.

Yours deliciously,

Julia Child

P.S. - To all else, please stop posting in this thread. The attention is completely unnecessary. You're aggravating me, and I do not wish to become irate.

[Hootie]

I did a google search and nothing really came up

but what's the skinny on the name?

did branden albert take a picture of his nuts or something?

explain

[Baby Lee]

I did a google search and nothing really came up

but what's the skinny on the name?

did branden albert take a picture of his nuts or something?

explain

I've got big balls,
You've got big balls,
But who's got the biggest balls of them all?

[Hammock Parties]

Dear Hootie,

You have your own threads, use them. This thread is just for Sorter. You're really getting on my nerves now. Don't you have enough threads?

I mean, I don't wish to complain, but you leave me no choice. Certainly you're welcome to post in here, but that's not what this thread was ever intended for. And your sentence composition is just revolting.

Yours irritatingly,

Norman Rockwell

P.S. - I know you fucked her.

[Sorter]

Maybe the tobacco you're spitting all over the place contributed to it?

It's probable but unlikely.

I'd have to do more research into it. Anyone know any peer-reviewed articles on the affects of chewing tobacco in relation to the decline of writing skills?

[Sorter]

Dear Sorter,

I enjoy alcohol on occasion, too. But I've literally never made one single grammar, spelling or punctuation mistake here on Chiefsplanet. Your gin, Sapphire or not, is no excuse. I expect people to abide by the rules of the English language when they leave me rep. Of course it's your choice, but I think we can all agree this place would be better if we post in a civilized manner.

If you wish to continue drinking and posting, that's your decision, and I'm not going to complain about it. But certainly I can complain about poorly constructed rep messages you leave for me in the future.

Think about it, at least? For me? Anyway, thanks for reading the thread, and I'm sure you'll take care of this issue in the future.

Yours deliciously,

Julia Child

P.S. - To all else, please stop posting in this thread. The attention is completely unnecessary. You're aggravating me, and I do not wish to become irate.

Do you think Julia would be pissed if I called her Madam Streep upon meeting her?

[Ming the Merciless]

The sapphire is slowly ruining my writing skills.


Probably time to switch to a higher quality gin.

what do you drink that's better than sapphire?

so far sapphire is the only gin i like to drink without tonic

(up / dirty)

[crazycoffey]

But I've literally never made one single grammar, spelling or punctuation mistake here on Chiefsplanet.

<TABLE class=tborder border=0 cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center><TBODY id=collapseobj_reparchive><TR><TD class=alt2></TD><TD id=p58630763815 class=alt1Active width="50%">Elvis Grbac: Not as... (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5863076#post5863076) </TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>06-25-2009 01:05 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Branden Albert's Huge Balls (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=3815) </TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">shut the **** up. seriously. You don't contribute shit around here. You're a monumental jackass.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


that's two un-capitalized letters starting two sentances

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Byler Tray

[Hammock Parties]

Dear Sorter,

Now you're revealed to be a tobacco user? Are you not aware of the Surgeon General's warning about the abuse of tobacco products, particularly chewing that nasty shit? Do you want cancer of the throat, tongue, mouth and jaw? Plus, women are disgusted by such a habit.

You're leaving me terribly composed rep messages, you drink, and now you apparently enjoy a good hunk of chaw. You are a mess, sir. What would your mom say?

Please shape up. I expect better.

Yours disappointed,

D.B. Cooper

P.S. - To all else: the attention this thread is receiving is unsettling. Please stop posting in it. I didn't ask you to, and you really have NO reason to. I'm boiling over now.

[Sorter]

what do you drink that's better than sapphire?

so far sapphire is the only gin i like to drink without tonic

(up / dirty)

It's been my mainstay as far as liquor is concerned. I did have a scotch phase for a while but I love teh sapphire.

If anyone has any gin recommendations that beat it, feel free to educate my ignorant self.

[Baby Lee]

that's two un-capitalized letters starting two sentances

Sentances you say?

[Hammock Parties]

Dear CrazyCoffey,

I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. NOW I'M VERY ANGRY. VERY VERY PUDDING ANGRY. KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF.

Yours ragingly,

Bill Cosby

[T-post Tom]

Your avatar looks more like the smooth prone alabaster ass of a fine albino woman . Why is there no albino porn?

[Baby Lee]

Dear CrazyCoffey,

I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. NOW I'M VERY ANGRY. VERY VERY PUDDING ANGRY. KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF.

Yours ragingly,

Bill Cosby


Yooouuuu cannot say filth flarn filth in front of people, Eddie!!

[crazycoffey]

Sentances you say?


i liked that part.....

[Sorter]

Sentances you say?

I lol'd.

[Hammock Parties]

Dear Baby Lee,

Are you well hung?

Yours lustily,

Jenna Jameson

[Baby Lee]

Dear Baby Lee,

Are you well hung?

Yours lustily,

Jenna Jameson

Like a cashew, baby.

[Hammock Parties]

Dear T-Post Tom,

That's not the smooth prone alabaster ass of a fine albino woman. It's clearly Branden Albert's lunar scrotum. Truly, his are the biggest balls of them all.

Yours sincerely,

Ringo Starr

[crazycoffey]

Dear CrazyCoffey,

I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD. NOW I'M VERY ANGRY. VERY VERY PUDDING ANGRY. KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF.

Yours ragingly,

Bill Cosby

would you have been happier if I used one of the few pos-reps?

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[Sorter]

Like a cashew, baby.

http://s7.tinypic.com/2ntfrid.jpg

[Baby Lee]

http://s7.tinypic.com/2ntfrid.jpg

Underpromise, overdeliver, FTW.

[Hammock Parties]

eh fuck it

[crazycoffey]

Underpromise, overdeliver, FTW.


agree 100% lol, I like to say I'm hung like a light switch

[Setsuna]

Byler Tray

Quiet spaz.

[T-post Tom]

Underpromise, overdeliver, FTW.

"Cashew" is to "underpromise" as "Matt Cassel" is to ....

[Ming the Merciless]

It's been my mainstay as far as liquor is concerned. I did have a scotch phase for a while but I love teh sapphire.

If anyone has any gin recommendations that beat it, feel free to educate my ignorant self.

i have a scotch recommendation,

Glenlivet 15

or 18 or 21....

even 12 is tasty

[Hammock Parties]

Sorter

I don't give a shit no more

leave shitty ass rep messages as often as you want

the world is cruel and the bottle is warm

peace nigga

[Sorter]

i have a scotch recommendation,

Glenlivet 15

or 18 or 21....

even 12 is tasty

The Glenlivet 18 was my baby for nearly a year.


In the end, I realised I couldn't abandon my sapphire.

[Ming the Merciless]

http://www.theglenlivet.com/the-whisky/the-classic-range


you must try this if you drink whisky

[Sorter]

Sorter

I don't give a shit no more

leave shitty ass rep messages as often as you want

the world is cruel and the bottle is warm

peace ****a

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/HERSHISHER-SUTCLIFFE-FISTBUMP.gif

[Ming the Merciless]

The Glenlivet 18 was my baby for nearly a year.


In the end, I realised I couldn't abandon my sapphire.

same here

thats weird we are booze twins

i drink my sapphire straight up with olive juice shaken frizen ice cold

maybe sometimes if its hot i will do tonic and lime over ice



the actually make a decent gin near me, ill try and find a link

[Sorter]

same here

thats weird we are booze twins

i drink my sapphire straight up with olive juice shaken frizen ice cold

maybe sometimes if its hot i will do tonic and lime over ice



the actually make a decent gin near me, ill try and find a link


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9q2ocPMt1qe2rjy.gif

[Ming the Merciless]

for sorter, my booze twin

http://www.yelp.com/biz/distillery-no-209-san-francisco

http://distillery209.com/?age_passed=true

http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=22030

[cabletech94]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9q2ocPMt1qe2rjy.gif

classic!

[listopencil]

Wow. There is a shitload of albino porn out there.

[Hammock Parties]

Wow. There is a shitload of albino porn out there.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Usy_a__WrRA/T2zBGg7z2HI/AAAAAAAAqyI/QAnhTHjCpkk/s1600/cain+smile.gif

[Frazod]

WHERE'S BOXXY DAMMIT
:#

[Sorter]

WHERE'S BOXXY DAMMIT
:#

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6114/bawks.gif

[AussieChiefsFan]

ROFL

[J Diddy]

i have a scotch recommendation,

Glenlivet 15

or 18 or 21....

even 12 is tasty

Laphroaig is the only kind of scotch that ever sorted my fancy. I can't remember which Glenlivet I tried but it didn't suit me well.

[Sorter]

Laphroaig is the only kind of scotch that ever sorted my fancy. I can't remember which Glenlivet I tried but it didn't suit me well.

Will try.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9q2ocPMt1qe2rjy.gif

Dale Doback Rep!

[Setsuna]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/6114/bawks.gif

Aha! She films in an room full of office electronics. I knew it!

[Ming the Merciless]

Laphroaig is the only kind of scotch that ever sorted my fancy. I can't remember which Glenlivet I tried but it didn't suit me well.


edit:

Ahh , Laphroaig is 'peated' whereas glenlivet is not.

I personally havent developed a taste for peat yet, and I dont think I ever will...so if the peat is what youre after, glenlivet will not do it for you

[Ming the Merciless]

If youre a peat-seeker

You would probably like any of the Peated Islay whisky:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islay_whisky


Islays

Laphroaig, Lagavulin, Ardberg

http://www.islayinfo.com/islay_lagavulin_distillery.html

http://www.ardbeg.com/ardbeg/

[Hammock Parties]

If youre a peat-seeker


I'm a meat-peeker.

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm a meat-peeker.

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/37/174030716_e4285d1441_o.jpg