*****OFFICIAL 2017 Saccopoo NFL Mock Draft Thread*****

[Rain Man]

Our final draft picker is a true son of Cleveland. Born in the city, he grew up in Cleveland and played high school football and basketball. In the first of his Forrest Gump existence, he teamed with Heisman Trophy winner Desmond Howard in his high school days.

From there, he went on to a storied career in college, leaving with his school's all time records in pass attempts, passing completions, passing yards, and touchdowns.

He entered the NFL, fought for a starting battle with a future Hall of Famer, and was in enough demand that he was signed by another team as a free agent and fought off a future NFL MVP for the starting job. There, he was a 4,000 yard passer, pro bowl selection, and led one of the greatest last-minute victory drives in Monday Night Football history. Not only that, but he looked good doing it, being named the sexiest athlete alive at one point.

After a long and storied career, he retired and returned to Cleveland, where he is currently the assistant coach for quarterbacks at a local high school.

You know him, you love him, and the Browns are proud to introduce our hometown boy, ELVIS GRBAC!

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[Rain Man]

Elvis steps to the stage, scans the crowd, and immediately calls a time out. After going to the side of the stage, he is informed that he has no timeouts, so he returns.

"With the 6-188 pick in the 2017 NFL Annual Player Selection Process, the Cleveland Garfields select Travis Rudolph, WR, Florida State."

In the audience, Marty Schottenheimer is heard to approve.

[Rain Man]

With that selection, Cleveland packs up their stuff and goes home. With a bounty of 11 draft picks, Cleveland made at least one pick to bolster every position group other than special teams.

01. Myles Garrett, DE, Texas A&M
12. Mitchell Trubisky, QB, UNC
33. Budda Baker, FS, Washington
52. Pat Elflein, C, Ohio State
65. Ryan Anderson, OLB, Alabama
108. Samaje Perine, RB, Oklahoma
145. Jeremy Sprinkle, TE, Arkansas
175. Aviante Collins, OT, TCU
181. Ryan Glasgow, DT, Michigan
185. William Likely, CB, Maryland
188. Travis Rudolph, WR, Florida State

[RealSNR]

Was surprised Grbac could read the card.

[Rain Man]

Was surprised Grbac could read the card.

You don't need mental skills when you're the sexiest athlete alive.

[Sfeihc]

With that selection, Cleveland packs up their stuff and goes home. With a bounty of 11 draft picks, Cleveland made at least one pick to bolster every position group other than special teams.

01. Myles Garrett, DE, Texas A&M
12. Mitchell Trubisky, QB, UNC
33. Budda Baker, FS, Washington
52. Pat Elflein, C, Ohio State
65. Ryan Anderson, OLB, Alabama
108. Samaje Perine, RB, Oklahoma
145. Jeremy Sprinkle, TE, Arkansas
175. Aviante Collins, OT, TCU
181. Ryan Glasgow, DT, Michigan
185. William Likely, CB, Maryland
188. Travis Rudolph, WR, Florida State

Incredible amount of talent in this draft class for Cleveland. Sam Rutigliano would be proud. The Browns will still find a way to screw up having 11 picks in this draft.

[CleveSteve]

Wow all 11 picks from Power 5 schools

[Rain Man]

Incredible amount of talent in this draft class for Cleveland. Sam Rutigliano would be proud. The Browns will still find a way to screw up having 11 picks in this draft.

Whether it's my picks or their own, I could see Cleveland ending up with 5 or 6 opening-day starters from this draft.

Wow all 11 picks from Power 5 schools

For the most part, I tried to make my picks safe and conservative, figuring the odds would bring success with that many picks.

[CleveSteve]

For the most part, I tried to make my picks safe and conservative, figuring the odds would bring success with that many picks.
Across my two teams, I have one player that wasn't ACC or SEC so far, and he's big XII. so I'm right thee with you actually.

[KC_Lee]

Was surprised Grbac could read the card.

Hope he didn't write the card too, you know he can write and read the card.

[O.city]

La rams select Corey Clement, RB Wisconsin

[O.city]

Someone pm kccrow for me? Thanks

[Sfeihc]

Someone pm kccrow for me? Thanks

Sunday morning condensation.:)

[RealSNR]

Someone pm kccrow for me? Thanks

Done

[O.city]

Sunday morning condensation.:)

Yes I'm wet

[RealSNR]

And down goes Sfeihc!

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[kccrow]

The Los Angeles Cracker Jacks select Hunter Dimick, DE, Utah

Dirty shame that you can lead the PAC-12 in sacks and tfl and go in round 6. Not to mention running a 4.69 and putting up 38 reps in the bench press at your pro day isn't enough to quiet critics... We'll take him and use him on 3rd down's initially to wreck the LOS in Gus Bradley's shiny new defense.

[CleveSteve]

Jfc crow.

[BossChief]

The Baltimore Ravens select Deatrich Wise, Jr., DE, Arkansas.

You should be charged with theft

[Titty Meat]

The New York Jets Select: Grover Stewart, NT, Albany State

[Titty Meat]

Can someone PM CleSteve for me please

[staylor26]

The New York Jets Select: Grover Stewart, NT, Albany State

Son of a bitch. That's a great pick and a really nice sleeper.

[CleveSteve]

With the 192nd pick in the 2016 CP Mock Draft,

The Carolina Panthers select Jordan Evans, Linebacker, Oklahoma

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The Panthers are quietly facing quite a bit of uncertainty at the linebacker position this offseason, as Luke Kuechly is coming off of season-ending concussions, Thomas Davis (despite a stellar 2016) is getting up there in years, and top backup AJ Klein left for big money. Shaq Thompson should be a fixture for years in Carolina Blue and Black, but it's time to start thinking about the cast around him. Jordan Evans is a supremely athletic linebacker with 40 times in the low 4.5s and a vertical jump topping 38" and it shows in his play. He racked up almost 100 tackles this year for the Sooners to go along with four interceptions. Evans sometimes struggles to get off of blocks, but the Panthers' scheme thrives on the big men up front keeping their playmaking linebackers clean. Evans has a shot to build himself a backup role early with long term starter potential.

[TambaBerry]

The Cincinnati Bengals select Tanzel Smart DT Tulane

[BossChief]

The Philidelphia Eagles select Nathan Gerry, S, Nebraska

In three years of play at Nebraska, he gave up a completion percentage of just 51.5 percent and picked off 13 passes

[RealSNR]

CleveSteve, if you've been wondering how you can be less annoying, I have a great suggestion for you.

Just give us the position abbreviation, please. You don't have to spell out "linebacker" or "running back." Yes, it's a simple fix, but the point is you're making us do it every time you pick. In total, you're wasting probably 30 seconds of my life by doing that unnecessarily. That's 30 seconds I could spend yelling at TigerUppercut or some other enjoyable activity.

[Titty Meat]

The Philidelphia Eagles select Nathan Gerry, S, Nebraska

In three years of play at Nebraska, he gave up a completion percentage of just 51.5 percent and picked off 13 passes

Great athlete but takes Greg Wesley angles to the ball carrier

[CleveSteve]

CleveSteve, if you've been wondering how you can be less annoying, I have a great suggestion for you.

Just give us the position abbreviation, please. You don't have to spell out "linebacker" or "running back." Yes, it's a simple fix, but the point is you're making us do it every time you pick. In total, you're wasting probably 30 seconds of my life by doing that unnecessarily. That's 30 seconds I could spend yelling at TigerUppercut or some other enjoyable activity.

NP, TY.

[Rain Man]

NP, TY.

Personally, I kind of liked it. I would read it as LINE-BACK-ER and it added more drama to the pick.

[CleveSteve]

I was definitely going for a more theatrical presentation, but I guess just like the real draft, by the sixth round most people just want to read the names scrolling across the screen.

[Frosty]

Great athlete but takes Greg Wesley angles to the ball carrier

Wash the Mark Banker off of him and he'll be fine.

[Titty Meat]

Wash the Mark Banker off of him and he'll be fine.

ROFL they canned his ass. Gerry did the same shit when Bo was the coach too. Kid seems like a dumbass being the captain of the team and getting suspended your Sr year right before the bowl game.

[raybec 4]

ROFL they canned his ass. Gerry did the same shit when Bo was the coach too. Kid seems like a dumbass being the captain of the team and getting suspended your Sr year right before the bowl game.

How little do you have to go to class to be academically ineligible at Nebraska?

[Rain Man]

How little do you have to go to class to be academically ineligible at Nebraska?

Neil Smith resents your implication that Nebraska is not a highly respected institution of learning.

[Marco Polo]

Just wanted to pop in briefly to say I got the notice and I'll be making the pick around 7pm mountain/8pm central.

[Rain Man]

Just wanted to pop in briefly to say I got the notice and I'll be making the pick around 7pm mountain/8pm central.

Sounds like a good time for a commercial break.

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[Rain Man]

Frank Gifford sure did a lot of cigarette ads.

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[Marco Polo]

Buffalo's QB situation is still a little cloudy. He may not be the next franchise QB, but he is an intriguing pick at this late in the game.

The Buffalo Bills select CJ Beathard, QB, Iowa.

[The Franchise]

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[staylor26]

The New Orleans Saints select Josh Harvey-Clemons, S, Louisville

PM please

[CleveSteve]

Pm sent

[RealSNR]

Everybody pee on Direckshun!

[Rain Man]

New England's celebrity draft picker has just been picked up by the limo.

[Direckshun]

I'll draft the local kid.

The Arizona Cardinals select Dylan Cole, ILB, Missouri State.

[DJ's left nut]

Zane Gonzalez, K - Arizona State

Because, fuck you.

The 49er's are terrible but so is Robbie Gould. It's the 6th round, I don't have my cheat sheet and I don't care that much. I'm quietly hoping it pisses off SNR who had the misfortune of dealing with Blair Walsh and now has something called a Kai Forbath on his roster.

PM probably won't get sent but I'll try to figure it out on the phone.

[Direckshun]

DJLN is working through some issues this year.

[RealSNR]

Zane Gonzalez, K - Arizona State

Because, fuck you.

The 49er's are terrible but so is Robbie Gould. It's the 6th round, I don't have my cheat sheet and I don't care that much. I'm quietly hoping it pisses off SNR who had the misfortune of dealing with Blair Walsh and now has something called a Kai Forbath on his roster.

PM probably won't get sent but I'll try to figure it out on the phone.

Thought about it, but Forbath was 15/15 last year. We'll be fine.

Pick coming in a bit

[RealSNR]

Time to start tapping into the French Canadian freak athletes. I thought this dude looked pretty damn good at the East-West game having only ever played Canadian football. And Minnesota could sure as fuck use him more than a freakin kicker.

Frankly, DJ, I'm a little insulted you thought I'd be desperate for a kicker. You don't seem very nice.

The Minnesota Vikings select Antony Auclair, TE, Laval (Canada)

[Sfeihc]

Time to start tapping into the French Canadian freak athletes. I thought this dude looked pretty damn good at the East-West game having only ever played Canadian football. And Minnesota could sure as **** use him more than a freakin kicker.

Frankly, DJ, I'm a little insulted you thought I'd be desperate for a kicker. You don't seem very nice.

The Minnesota Vikings select Antony Auclair, TE, Laval (Canada)

Screw you.:cuss:

[RealSNR]

Screw you.:cuss:

You seem nice!

[Sfeihc]

You and the Vikings have actually made my decisions easier for the Skins. So I guess I should apologize and say thank you. Glad they traded away their first rounder.

[Rain Man]

The door opens, and New England's celebrity draft picker enters to approving nods.

[Rain Man]

You know her from her work on some of the worst television shows and movies ever made. Fantastic Four, Tropic Thunder, Celebrity Apprentice...if there's a bad show out there, the odds are good that she was in it. But she looks great in a swimsuit, and in modern America that's all that counts. I present to you Medford native Maria Menounos!

Per contractual agreement she will be making this selection in a small two-piece swimsuit.

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[Rain Man]

"With the 6-200 selection in the 2017 Annual NFL Player Selection Process, the New England Patriots select Cole Hikutini, TE, Louisville."

She now offers the audience another look at her in a swimsuit, because she knows what makes money.

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[Rain Man]

On her way out of the auditorium, she waves at sfeihc and lets him know that he's on the clock.

[Titty Meat]

Shit will be crazy when Aaron Hernadez introduces your next pick Rainman!

[Sfeihc]

She has the Dan's full attention. The Washington Redskins select Josh Dobbs, QB, Tennessee.

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

[DJ's left nut]

I have to drop a deuce and have no idea who i'd take for Denver, so I'm putting me on the clock but don't expect any miracles.

The 49ers select Shelton Gibson, WR - West Virginia

This really screws the Broncos pooch and they probably should've worked a deal with the 49ers to swap spots but Kyle Shanahan has politely requested that John Elway go fuck himself with a shovel. Nobody's real sure why but the 49ers front office suddenly has real animosity towards the Broncos.

[Rain Man]

Shit will be crazy when Aaron Hernadez introduces your next pick Rainman!

Belichick is pulling some strings to get him a day pass.

[staylor26]

I have to drop a deuce and have no idea who i'd take for Denver, so I'm putting me on the clock but don't expect any miracles.

The 49ers select Shelton Gibson, WR - West Virginia

This really screws the Broncos pooch and they probably should've worked a deal with the 49ers to swap spots but Kyle Shanahan has politely requested that John Elway go **** himself with a shovel. Nobody's real sure why but the 49ers front office suddenly has real animosity towards the Broncos.

Good pick. Gibson is a really nice sleeper.

[DJ's left nut]

So as I continue to scan the board and look at where the Broncos need help, it's pretty obvious that they dicked up that Wheeler pick pretty badly and should've taken Gibson there. There are a couple of nice players still on the board but they'd struggle to make the squad and get the development reps they need.

So with my 4th draft card ripped up and thrown on the ground, the Broncos select Jamaal Williams, RB - BYU.

I have no good reason to make this pick but the 4 guys I thought about prior to it gave me very loud reasons NOT to make those picks. I suspect I'll end up making them anyway as all 4 seem likely to go undrafted for various reasons.

Elway really screwed up the back of the 5th; definitely should've taken Gibson at 177 especially since he was in the 49ers war room and knew they liked him with one of their 6th rounders.

[BossChief]

I have to drop a deuce and have no idea who i'd take for Denver, so I'm putting me on the clock but don't expect any miracles.

The 49ers select Shelton Gibson, WR - West Virginia

This really screws the Broncos pooch and they probably should've worked a deal with the 49ers to swap spots but Kyle Shanahan has politely requested that John Elway go **** himself with a shovel. Nobody's real sure why but the 49ers front office suddenly has real animosity towards the Broncos.

I literally flipped a coin to take Mack Hollins or Gibson.

[CleveSteve]

Dis Choosday marnin', Wit the 204th pick in the 2017 CP Mock Draff,
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Elijah McGuire, RB, Louisiana - Lafayette
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Elijah McGuire 'as been leavin' opponents makin' a bahbin since his freshman year. Elijah jukes bon riennes like dey was warin' cro-cros. Gar ici, McGuire rushed for over 4,300 yards in his 4 seasons with the Ragin' Cajuns, in addition to almost 1,400 receiving yards throughout his collegiate career. C'est magnifique! He runs a 4.53 40 and at 214 pounds he ain't a skinny mullett! Dey gon' make a Fais do-do in da bayou!

[staylor26]

So as I continue to scan the board and look at where the Broncos need help, it's pretty obvious that they dicked up that Wheeler pick pretty badly and should've taken Gibson there. There are a couple of nice players still on the board but they'd struggle to make the squad and get the development reps they need.

So with my 4th draft card ripped up and thrown on the ground, the Broncos select Jeremy Williams, RB - BYU.

I have no good reason to make this pick but the 4 guys I thought about prior to it gave me very loud reasons NOT to make those picks. I suspect I'll end up making them anyway as all 4 seem likely to go undrafted for various reasons.

Elway really screwed up the back of the 5th; definitely should've taken Gibson at 177 especially since he was in the 49ers war room and knew they liked him with one of their 6th rounders.

Jamaal Williams* lol

[The Franchise]

Fucking Elway.

[Titty Meat]

Zane Gonzalez, K - Arizona State

Because, **** you.

The 49er's are terrible but so is Robbie Gould. It's the 6th round, I don't have my cheat sheet and I don't care that much. I'm quietly hoping it pisses off SNR who had the misfortune of dealing with Blair Walsh and now has something called a Kai Forbath on his roster.

PM probably won't get sent but I'll try to figure it out on the phone.

What % of guys drafted in the 6th round are still in the league after 3 years? I think anytime you can get a guy who contributes in the 6th round is a great pick. Dorsey has been damn good at it.

[DJ's left nut]

Jamaal Williams* lol

I took two of my ripped up draft cards and combined them to invent a player that doesn't exist.

Fucking Elway.

[Rain Man]

Elway is such an idiot.

[DJ's left nut]

What % of guys drafted in the 6th round are still in the league after 3 years? I think anytime you can get a guy who contributes in the 6th round is a great pick. Dorsey has been damn good at it.

Yeah, my thought was that it should save the 49ers a few million/season for the next 3-4 seasons and if he sucks in camp, they still have Gould. So they tossed a relatively worthless pick at the wall to see if it sticks. If it does, they'll get a guy that puts points on the board (I still see placekickers as borderline skill position guys in that regard) and does so in a damn cost effective manner.

I've never understood the 'you don't draft a kicker' set. I understand that Cairo was a UDFA but he was also a hell of a project. If you can shave a year off that curve by using a last day pick on the guy - go right ahead.

[Rain Man]

I like kickers as late-round picks if the position isn't locked down. If Cleveland had a 7th, they would have taken Gonzalez.

[Rain Man]

Dang. 34 players will come off the board before my next pick. Time for a commercial break.

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[TambaBerry]

The Detroit Lions select Riley Bullogh LB Michigan State

[TambaBerry]

Can someone pm direckshun please?

[The Franchise]

PM sent.

[kccrow]

The Seahawks and Chargers are getting really excited because they see about 6 4th round picks still on the board.

[TambaBerry]

I spelled his name wrong Riley Bullough

[BossChief]

You know, I always wondered about what happens irl if a team misspells a prospects name when they turn in their card.

I'd imagine the league is very strict about that stuff, but I'm not sure it's ever happened.

[Rain Man]

You know, I always wondered about what happens irl if a team misspells a prospects name when they turn in their card.

I'd imagine the league is very strict about that stuff, but I'm not sure it's ever happened.

Maybe that's why they also list the college. Otherwise, it would be disappointing to the fans when Cleveland inadvertently drafted Myles Gerrett from a junior college in Iowa.

[CleveSteve]

You know, I always wondered about what happens irl if a team misspells a prospects name when they turn in their card.

I'd imagine the league is very strict about that stuff, but I'm not sure it's ever happened.

The Browns called Cameron Jordan (who had been drafted two days prior) after drafting Jordan Cameron.

[CleveSteve]

Why do I get the feeling that Direckshun can't even today?

[RealSNR]

Direckshun's 12 hours were up a bit ago. O.City on the clock. I just PMed him

[Direckshun]

My pick coming momentarily.

[Direckshun]

The Miami Dolphins select Jake Elliott, K, Memphis.

Not PMing O.city, since SNR already has.

[Direckshun]

Why do I get the feeling that Direckshun can't even today?

Man, you are not off.

All the DC bullshit over the past day was really stupid.

[RealSNR]

Man, you are not off.

All the DC bullshit over the past day was really stupid.

Direckshun! Direckshun! Hey Direckshun!

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PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Rain Man]

For a while I thought this draft had become direckshunless and drifting, but I feel like it's back on track now.

[O.city]

Giants select Larry Allen Jr, G Harvard

[staylor26]

The Oakland Raiders select Brian Allen, CB, Utah

PM please

[RealSNR]

Also, I can't believe Dobbs went in the 6th. I completely forgot he was still available in the 5th. Considering some of the rumors I've heard about where he might go, it's possible that Sfeihc just blew everybody out of the water with one single pick in our draft value comparison game we do at the end of these things.

We're talking getting this guy at a 150-point value.

[BossChief]

He's been sitting on my value list for 2 rounds now and I almost pulled the trigger for KC in the 5th, but I really really hate Albert Wilson and the WRs were disappearing too fast for me pull the trigger on a 2nd QB.

[The Franchise]

He's been sitting on my value list for 2 rounds now and I almost pulled the trigger for KC in the 5th, but I really really hate Albert Wilson and the WRs were disappearing too fast for me pull the trigger on a 2nd QB.

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[staylor26]

He's been sitting on my value list for 2 rounds now and I almost pulled the trigger for KC in the 5th, but I really really hate Albert Wilson and the WRs were disappearing too fast for me pull the trigger on a 2nd QB.

I'd have no problem if the Chiefs took two QB's this year. You'd have to think Dorsey and Reid would hit on one.

[DJ's left nut]

Also, I can't believe Dobbs went in the 6th. I completely forgot he was still available in the 5th. Considering some of the rumors I've heard about where he might go, it's possible that Sfeihc just blew everybody out of the water with one single pick in our draft value comparison game we do at the end of these things.

We're talking getting this guy at a 150-point value.

I couldn't get over his gigantic forehead and lack of eyebrows.

I know it's not his fault; it's a disease. But I think it was Brandt that took a good point and instead turned it into the single dumbest thing I've ever heard about QB's - "If every QB in this draft class were going for a ride somewhere, they'd toss Mark Sanchez the keys; he has that 'it' factor"

I mean, that's just fucking retarded. I toss the keys to the subservient bitch that I know will drive while I can sit in back and drink.

But there's still a kernel of wisdom in that turd. If you're in the huddle with Josh Dobbs and he's barking out signals, could you ever see him as more than that guy from Powder? If he's trying to give some pre-game lockerroom speech and you can't make eye contact because he just gives you the damn heebee jeebees, how good can he be?

Seriously - no hideously ugly quarterbacks. They just don't work. That dude almost certainly spent his middle school years getting picked on and even when he was some stud athlete in high school, he wasn't pulling the trim that some benchwarmer on the basketball team could because he looks like he has AIDS. That has to kill his self-confidence. So no, I would not toss him the keys because I wouldn't want to be in the same vehicle as him.

So I took Brad Kaaya. Brad Kaaya slays pussy, you just know it. Slingin' passes and cum - that's what I want in my quarterback.

[Rain Man]

I couldn't get over his gigantic forehead and lack of eyebrows.

I know it's not his fault; it's a disease. But I think it was Brandt that took a good point and instead turned it into the single dumbest thing I've ever heard about QB's - "If every QB in this draft class were going for a ride somewhere, they'd toss Mark Sanchez the keys; he has that 'it' factor"

I mean, that's just ****ing retarded. I toss the keys to the subservient bitch that I know will drive while I can sit in back and drink.

But there's still a kernel of wisdom in that turd. If you're in the huddle with Josh Dobbs and he's barking out signals, could you ever see him as more than that guy from Powder? If he's trying to give some pre-game lockerroom speech and you can't make eye contact because he just gives you the damn heebee jeebees, how good can he be?

Seriously - no hideously ugly quarterbacks. They just don't work. That dude almost certainly spent his middle school years getting picked on and even when he was some stud athlete in high school, he wasn't pulling the trim that some benchwarmer on the basketball team could because he looks like he has AIDS. That has to kill his self-confidence. So no, I would not toss him the keys because I wouldn't want to be in the same vehicle as him.

So I took Brad Kaaya. Brad Kaaya slays pussy, you just know it. Slingin' passes and cum - that's what I want in my quarterback.

Maybe it's just the haircut.

But if you applied this rule over time, you would have passed up Peyton Manning for Brian Griese or somebody. I'm not sure that rule works.

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[DJ's left nut]

Maybe it's just the haircut.

But if you applied this rule over time, you would have passed up Peyton Manning for Brian Griese or somebody. I'm not sure that rule works.
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Not true - look at that strong jaw line and flowing locks:

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Look at the eye contact with that mascot. He's asserting his dominance over a 6 foot tall bloodhound right there. You ever get into a staring contest with a Furry? I have not...I will not.

Manning, during his formative years, would've been a handsome dude and built up all kinds of confidence. It wasn't until he was in his 30s that he looked like Lurch.

EDIT: ARGGH!!! Jesus, I just made eye contact with Dobbs while quoting your post. I'm deleting that shit. Freaky bastard.

[Rain Man]

Manning looks almost normal in that picture. Is that real? If so, what happened to him? His change in appearance almost reminds me of how Barry Bonds' head got bigger over time. I wonder how that could have happened.

[Rain Man]

What a mystery.

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[raybec 4]

Dobbs is super smart but watching him do the Gruden thing, he seemed like a stuttering prick to me.

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[CleveSteve]

What a mystery.

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Maybe his helmet was too tight. He always seemed to have a print on his forehead. That shit hurts like hell.

[Titty Meat]

I couldn't get over his gigantic forehead and lack of eyebrows.

I know it's not his fault; it's a disease. But I think it was Brandt that took a good point and instead turned it into the single dumbest thing I've ever heard about QB's - "If every QB in this draft class were going for a ride somewhere, they'd toss Mark Sanchez the keys; he has that 'it' factor"

I mean, that's just ****ing retarded. I toss the keys to the subservient bitch that I know will drive while I can sit in back and drink.

But there's still a kernel of wisdom in that turd. If you're in the huddle with Josh Dobbs and he's barking out signals, could you ever see him as more than that guy from Powder? If he's trying to give some pre-game lockerroom speech and you can't make eye contact because he just gives you the damn heebee jeebees, how good can he be?

Seriously - no hideously ugly quarterbacks. They just don't work. That dude almost certainly spent his middle school years getting picked on and even when he was some stud athlete in high school, he wasn't pulling the trim that some benchwarmer on the basketball team could because he looks like he has AIDS. That has to kill his self-confidence. So no, I would not toss him the keys because I wouldn't want to be in the same vehicle as him.

So I took Brad Kaaya. Brad Kaaya slays pussy, you just know it. Slingin' passes and cum - that's what I want in my quarterback.

ROFL. Gil Brandt? The guy Busby was sucking off in another thread?

On topic no thanks on Dobbs. Watched several Tennesee games he sucks. Id draft Chad Cokehead Kelly before I drafted Dobbs.

[Sfeihc]

The Washington Redskins select Stevie Tu'ikolovatu, DL, USC.

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[staylor26]

The Washington Redskins select Stevie Tu'ikolovatu, DL, USC.

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Fixed

[Sfeihc]

Fixed
Thank you, stay. I haven't figured out how to bold from the phone. Can someone please pm crow?

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[DJ's left nut]

What a mystery.

http://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/03/68a328653a1b0551.png

The best theory I've ever seen on the subject is that Peyton Manning is Tom Brady's portrait of Dorian Gray.

Every time Tom Brady takes a hit, Peyton Manning wears the scar.

Look at Brady from 2000 to 2016

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to this

http://www.bostonherald.com/sites/default/files/styles/gallery/public/media/2016/05/09/051016brady1.jpg?itok=AOkl4o9z

All the while, Peyton Manning was progressing from the dapper QB in the Tennessee photo into the this:

https://nbcprofootballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/503294938-e1452181164605.jpg

Tom Brady made a deal with the devil (well...duh) and part of that deal was that Peyton Manning would be cursed to wear Brady's sins.

[staylor26]

Thank you, stay. I haven't figured out how to bold from the phone. Can someone please pm crow?

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No problem and PM sent!

[kccrow]

Ill make my pick when i get off work about 630 pm so sit tight and watch the commercials

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[Rain Man]

Ill make my pick when i get off work about 630 pm so sit tight and watch the commercials

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[RealSNR]

Dobbs is super smart but watching him do the Gruden thing, he seemed like a stuttering prick to me.

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Agreed. And the other thing that made me hate this prick was the way he bought into Gruden's bullshit. Because Gruden did his usual shtick of:

"AEROSPACE ENGINEERING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? ARE YOU BUILDING SPACE SHIPS OR SOME SHIT? THAT'S CRAZY! I HAD BRAD JOHNSON ONCE AND HE WAS ALSO CRAZY SMART. READ BOOKS AND SHIT!"

And Dobbs bought into it with his stuttery bullshit of: "Yeah, that's right. I'm basically a rocket scientist. Yep. You want a smart QB? I'm a rocket scientist. I study rocket science."

[Sfeihc]

From one Gruden to another. Jay was pounding the table for Dobbs in the Redskins War Room.

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[kccrow]

Welcome back from commercial break!

With the 210th pick of the NFL Selection Meeting, the Seattle Seahawks select Josh Malone, WR, Tennessee.

With the oft-injured Paul Richardson set to be a free agent after the 2017 season and Jermaine Kearse being a potential guy they could let go, the 'Hawks might be looking to add a big receiver with potential. Some pundits have Malone rated as a 3rd to 4th round pick, so Seattle is giddy getting him this late.

[Marco Polo]

The Dallas Cowboys select Matt Milano, LB, Boston College.

[Titty Meat]

The Green Bay Packers Select: Jadar Johnson, S, Clemson

[RealSNR]

The Green Bay Packers Select: Jonnu Smith, TE, Florida International

Already taken in the 5th round

[Titty Meat]

The Green Bay Packers Select: Jadar Johnson, S, Clemson

.

[RealSNR]

Because we're Pittsburgh and we fucking can. We told our fans they'd look really cool on TV if they took up morris dancing and they actually fucking believed us. We can do it again.

Pittsburgh selects Avery Moss, DE/OLB, Youngstown State

Billay will probably tell me this guy is a huge abortion. I don't blame him. I still think there's talent there.

[chiefscafan]

The Tennessee Titans select Ricky Seals-Jones , WR Texas A&M

Five star high school player with tremendous talent. Hasn't lived up to the hype. May convert him to TE too much talent to pass up at this stage

[kccrow]

The Green Bay Packers Select: Jadar Johnson, S, Clemson

This is a really good pick. Steal. If Malone wasn't still on the board, I would have taken him for Seattle. He was surely my next pick for LA if he was still there. Good thing you f'd up the first time around. :D

[Al Bundy]

Sorry CleveSteve but no how, no way are the Bucs taking and OL in the first round...

[CleveSteve]

Sorry CleveSteve but no how, no way are the Bucs taking and OL in the first round...

But Aaaaallllll.....

https://idannyb.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ks_married020401.jpg

[chiefscafan]

Pm sent sorry guys tough week for me really exaughsted but made pick pm'd tambaberry.


We are making great time though. Couldn't believe Seals-Jones was still there he is suppose to be a fourth or fifth rounder.

[Titty Meat]

This is a really good pick. Steal. If Malone wasn't still on the board, I would have taken him for Seattle. He was surely my next pick for LA if he was still there. Good thing you f'd up the first time around. :D

Haha

[Titty Meat]

Because we're Pittsburgh and we ****ing can. We told our fans they'd look really cool on TV if they took up morris dancing and they actually ****ing believed us. We can do it again.


Pittsburgh selects Avery Moss, DE/OLB, Youngstown State

Billay will probably tell me this guy is a huge abortion. I don't blame him. I still think there's talent there.

He got kicked out of UNL for showing his dick to a convince store worker.

[TambaBerry]

The Detroit Lions select Najee Murray CB Kent State

[Rain Man]

The Chiefs are approaching the stage, so it's time for a commercial break.

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[RealSNR]

He got kicked out of UNL for showing his dick to a convince store worker.



Sounds like Roethlisberger and Avery will have a lot in common to talk about! Training camp buddies!

[BossChief]

The Kansas City Chiefs select Joe Williams, RB, Utah

RIP sac.

[The Franchise]

Should have picked him in the 2nd round / Tigerdipshit

[TambaBerry]

The Cincinnati Bengals Select Jordan Morgan OG Kutztown

[Sfeihc]

The Cincinnati Bengals Select Jordan Morgan OG Kutztown

:cuss:nice pick, dammit:cuss:

[BossChief]

The Kansas City Chiefs select Ethan Cooper, OL, Indiana, PA

[DJ's left nut]

With their final pick in the draft, the 49ers figure they can take a blind dude, slide him inside and have him ash into people.

SF selects, David Sharpe, G, Florida

[RealSNR]

Wow. Pick fatties much?

[BossChief]

Wow. Pick fatties much?

Ethan Cooper popped up on a few sleeper lists and was a LT in college that has the tools to be a very good guard that would provide competition for the starting LG role.

We all know how Dorsey loves his 6th round fatties.

I think it's possible this is an actual Chiefs pick, too.

[Sfeihc]

The Washington Redskins select Aaron Jones, RB, UTEP.

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[chiefscafan]

The Chicago Bears select , Ben Boulware LB Clemson

[RealSNR]

The Chicago Bears select , Ben Boulware LB Clemson

I realize it's the 7th round, so if you can get a guy for his name alone, that's probably a decent pick.

But holy shit. This guy makes Mike Maslowski look like the freakin Flash.

[Hoover]

With the 222nd pick, the Jacksonville Jaguars select, Travin Dural, WR, LSU

4. Solomon Thomas, DE, Stanford
35. Forrest Lamp, G, Western Kentucky
68. Desmond King, CB, Iowa
110. Cameron Sutton, CB, Tennessee
148. J.J. Dielman, G, Utah
187. Michael Roberts, TE, Toledo
222. Travin Dural, WR, LSU

[DJ's left nut]

With the 222nd pick, the Jacksonville Jaguars select, Travin Dural, WR, LSU

4. Solomon Thomas, DE, Stanford
35. Forrest Lamp, G, Western Kentucky
68. Desmond King, CB, Iowa
110. Cameron Sutton, CB, Tennessee
148. J.J. Dielman, G, Utah
187. Michael Roberts, TE, Toledo
222. Travin Dural, WR, LSU

I've sat on Dural for 2 rounds now.

That 3-cone time is beyond bad; it's fucking OL caliber. I don't know how he could've possibly done that poorly on that drill. And then when use it to go watch him run routes, you kinda see why.

I'm not sure what kind of offense he can succeed in, to be honest. The feet are just soooooo sloooooow.

[DJ's left nut]

I realize it's the 7th round, so if you can get a guy for his name alone, that's probably a decent pick.

But holy shit. This guy makes Mike Maslowski look like the freakin Flash.

We had people on this very board talking about taking him in the 2nd or 3rd round after the national championship game.

Some people are stupid.

[Hoover]

I've sat on Dural for 2 rounds now.

That 3-cone time is beyond bad; it's fucking OL caliber. I don't know how he could've possibly done that poorly on that drill. And then when use it to go watch him run routes, you kinda see why.

I'm not sure what kind of offense he can succeed in, to be honest. The feet are just soooooo sloooooow.
I'll be honest, I didn't do any in-depth research on him. Saw the numbers and thought it seemed odd as hell. Just think the Jags will look for a developmental typy WR late.

[CleveSteve]

With the 222nd pick, the Jacksonville Jaguars select, Travin Dural, WR, LSU

4. Solomon Thomas, DE, Stanford
35. Forrest Lamp, G, Western Kentucky
68. Desmond King, CB, Iowa
110. Cameron Sutton, CB, Tennessee
148. J.J. Dielman, G, Utah
187. Michael Roberts, TE, Toledo
222. Travin Dural, WR, LSU

I haven't seen much of Dielman, but that's a really solid draft, Hoover. I don't know what's up with Dural this season but he was a stud a couple year ago. Wouldn't be surprised to find out he's an alcoholic or something like that that has caused his play to decline.

[Direckshun]

The Dolphins try to find a Tyreek in Deante Gray.

The Miami Dolphins select Deante Gray, WR, TCU.

[Titty Meat]

New York Jets Select: De'Von Smith, RB, Michigan

[Sfeihc]

With the 222nd pick, the Jacksonville Jaguars select, Travin Dural, WR, LSU

4. Solomon Thomas, DE, Stanford
35. Forrest Lamp, G, Western Kentucky
68. Desmond King, CB, Iowa
110. Cameron Sutton, CB, Tennessee
148. J.J. Dielman, G, Utah
187. Michael Roberts, TE, Toledo
222. Travin Dural, WR, LSU
Holy Toledo! Nice haul, Hoovs. This draft is the gift that keeps on giving. Dorsey & Co. are going to take this roster to the next level.

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[Sfeihc]

New York Jets Select: De'Von Smith, RB, Michigan
God Bless your cotton pickin' Maize and Blue heart.

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[kccrow]

The Los Angeles Chargers select Chad Kelly, QB, Ole Miss

The Chargers need a formidable backup and potential heir to Phillip Rivers. There is no doubt Kelly can play football, the question is whether or not he'll be available given his off-the-field concerns. The 7th round is a nice spot to roll the dice on a guy that would likely be a 2nd round pick.

Chargers Draft:

1.007 - Reuben Foster, ILB, Alabama
2.038 - Obi Melifonwu, FS, Connecticut
3.071 - Dion Dawkins, OT/G, Temple
4.113 - Shaquill Griffin, CB, Central Florida
5.151 - Kenny Golladay, WR, Northern Illinois
6.190 - Hunter Dimick, DE, Utah
7.225 - Chad Kelly, QB, Ole Miss


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The Seattle Seahawks select Damarius Travis, SS, Minnesota

The Seahawks need a versatile safety as a reserve, especially to back up Kam Chancellor. Travis is a bigger safety that has shown the penchant to lay the wood, but he's also really solid in coverage and was asked to do a multitude of things in that facet for the Gophers.

Seahawks Draft:

1.026 - Fabian Moreau, CB, UCLA
2.058 - Antonio Garcia, LT, Troy
3.090 - Tyus Bowser, DE/OLB, Houston
3.102 - Larry Ogunjobi, DT, Charlotte
3.106 - Will Holden, RT, Vanderbilt
6.210 - Josh Malone, WR, Tennessee
7.226 - Damarius Travis, SS, Minnesota

[Hoover]

Holy Toledo! Nice haul, Hoovs. This draft is the gift that keeps on giving. Dorsey & Co. are going to take this roster to the next level.

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Thanks!

It's crazy doesn't matter if you are drafting for Jacksonville or Atlanta so much talent available when it's your turn.

I know people don't think there is roster space for all our picks but I disagree. Time for Dorsey to fill out the roster!

[TambaBerry]

The Cincinnati Bengals Select Isaiah Mckenzie WR Georgia

[chiefscafan]

Sorry been trying to recover from work. I like the leadership and full on effort of boulware. I know he's short for a LB but zach Thomas and Sam Mills were too.

Worse case scenario he's a special teamer best case he starts. At this point in the draft it's worth the risk.

[chiefscafan]

Hey Hoover I'm all in favor of that but I really think it's time for the chiefs to draft a QB in the first round. Especially if one of the four Are there at our pick.

[chiefscafan]

The Chicago Bears Draft:


1.003 - Jamal Adams, S, LSU

2.036 - Deshone Kizer, QB, Norte Dame

3.067 - Dawuane Smoot, OLB/DE, Illinois

4.111 - Devonte Fields, DE/OLB, Louisville

4.117 - Isiah Ford, WR, Virginia Tech

5.147 - Robert Davis, WR , Georgia State

7.221. - Ben Boulware, LB, Clemson

[DJ's left nut]

I still hate you for taking Robert Davis from me.

Damn I wanted that guy.

[chiefscafan]

Sorry DJ I saw an article bout him knowing bears deffenciencies at WR too tempting to pass up. The kid could be great. Love chiefs to take a flier on him.

[Hoover]

Hey Hoover I'm all in favor of that but I really think it's time for the chiefs to draft a QB in the first round. Especially if one of the four Are there at our pick.




Same here and trade up if you have to. This is the year!

[Hoover]

The Chicago Bears Draft:


1.003 - Jamal Adams, S, LSU

2.036 - Deshone Kizer, QB, Norte Dame

3.067 - Dawuane Smoot, OLB/DE, Illinois

4.111 - Devonte Fields, DE/OLB, Louisville

4.117 - Isiah Ford, WR, Virginia Tech

5.147 - Robert Davis, WR , Georgia State

7.221. - Ben Boulware, LB, Clemson


That's an incredible draft for the Bears. Exactly what they need especially Keizer in round 2

[chiefscafan]

Hoover I agree with the trade up we've interviewed all four hopefully they fell in love with one of them.

So which of the four are u interested in?

[TambaBerry]

That's an incredible draft for the Bears. Exactly what they need especially Keizer in round 2

The only guy I don't like out of that draft is Smoot

[Hoover]

Hoover I agree with the trade up we've interviewed all four hopefully they fell in love with one of them.

So which of the four are u interested in?


I want Mahomes but think Andy and Watson would be great together.

[chiefscafan]

I'm leaning toward Watson after how he played in last two Alabama games.

However the potential of Mahomes and Kizer with this staff could be incredible

[chiefscafan]

Thank you for the love on my draft.

Smoot was a tough choice best available at the time of the pick not a real fan of his play. So I hedged my bet in case he isn't as advertised with Fields if that guy didn't have off field problems he would've been a first or second round pick. I felt comfortable with the bears draft when I looked at it overall.

[Marco Polo]

Hey guys. I'm in New York City this weekend and don't have time to cross off my lists. We are in round seven so go ahead and skip me. If this is a ban worthy offense, I'm sorry.

[kccrow]

Hey guys. I'm in New York City this weekend and don't have time to cross off my lists. We are in round seven so go ahead and skip me. If this is a ban worthy offense, I'm sorry.

I know who Dallas should pick right here, insane value at a position they could use a guy.

[RealSNR]

I know who Dallas should pick right here, insane value at a position they could use a guy.

Go ahead and pick. Will make up for the Chargers' first rounder :D

[kccrow]

Go ahead and pick. Will make up for the Chargers' first rounder :D

lol... i inadvertently spilled coffee on my ctrl key... which then didn't let me type T without opening a new tab.... else I would have responded earlier...

(Yes, feeling like a schmuck... taking apart key switch and using a hair dryer to fix my error was fun stuff.)

I sent Marco some options I felt would fit. I'll give him a bit to see if he responds, otherwise I'll throw a guy out there for him.

[BossChief]

My guy just has to last 16 more picks to be the cherry on top of this draft.

[TambaBerry]

Just pick for polo, like he said its round seven. It won't make or break the draft

[Marco Polo]

The Dallas Cowboys select Tennessee State's OG Jessamen Dunker.

[Rain Man]

Just pick for polo, like he said its round seven. It won't make or break the draft

It may not be important to you, but it was a lifechanging decision for Jessamen Dunker.

[staylor26]

The New Orleans Saints select T.J. Logan, RB, North Carolina

PM please

[BossChief]

The Philidelphia Eagles select Chase Roullier, OL, Wyoming

[BossChief]

The New Orleans Saints select T.J. Logan, RB, North Carolina

PM please

Btw, that was going to be my pick for Philidelphia.

Just one more spot and I had 2 good backs for phili

[TambaBerry]

I would have taken Logan 1 to 2 rounds ago if my teams needed a Rb like him. The guy is going to be a good 3rd down/pass receiving back

[BossChief]

Because of his speed, he will go much earlier than this irl.

[kccrow]

Because of his speed, he will go much earlier than this irl.

Yup. Some team will think they can use him like 'Reek. Kid is fast and fairly elusive. I'd say round 5 is his latest. When teams start looking for special team's aces, he's getting his name called.

[Direckshun]

Arizona Cardinals draft Trevor Knight, QB, Texas A&M.

[RealSNR]

Vikings have been ignoring this position for awhile because their idiot GM fell in love with a bunch of other random crap. Luckily there are plenty of decent potential CBs left that could make a difference one day for a team. Former receiver, so he's kind of a Marcus Cooper-type prospect. Let's hope he's better than that sack of crap.

Minnesota selects Nate Hairston, CB, Temple

[CleveSteve]

Could I have drafted a wide receiver that didn't beat his dog on video? Yes. But when you can draft Josh Gordon in the seventh round, you draft Josh Gordon in the seventh round.

The Carolina Panthers select Ishmael Zamora, WR, Baylor

https://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/2016/03/04/ishmaelzamora.jpg

[RealSNR]

Here's Minnesota's draft.

Ya'll can suck on my fatties. I did what had to be fucking done, and I don't regret it. We still managed to pick up a lot of other quality talent along the way, and at least we're covered now when it comes to the fat up front that we need.

Our only missed draft need was punter. Jeff Locke left in free agency. But once again- fuck punters.

2.48- Dan Feeney, OG, Indiana
3.79- Isaac Asiata, OG, Utah
3.86- Ahkello Witherspoon, CB, Colorado
4.120- Elijah Qualls, DT, Washington
4.128- Marlon Mack, RB, South Florida
5.160- Tedric Thompson, S, Colorado
6.199- Antony Auclair, TE, Laval (Canada)
7.232- Nate Hairston, CB, Temple

[CleveSteve]

I think that's really well done for Minnesota if the plan is to kick Boone or Remmers out to RT.

[RealSNR]

I think that's really well done for Minnesota if the plan is to kick Boone or Remmers out to RT.

Asiata is good RT/RG depth. Until Remmers proves he's a pile of crap.

[BossChief]

I'm happy with the guys I nabbed for Philadelphia.

Dalvin Cook, RB, Florida State
Adoree Jackson, CB, USC
Chris Wormley, DL, Michigan
Corn Elder, CB, Miami
Jermaine Eluemunor, OT, Texas A&M
Noah Brown, WR, Ohio St
Nathan Gerry, S, Nebraska
Chase Rollier, OL, Wyoming

[O.city]

Guys, sorry for the delay. I was in the ER with our young one last night for like 6 hours and haven't slept much today. I'll try to get around tonpicking, but if someone wants to go ahead and throe a player up there for me, that's fine.

[CleveSteve]

Sorry to hear that O. That sucks. Clock is off on the weekend. Hope everything is ok

[staylor26]

My Saints draft is done

1. John Ross, WR, Washington
1. Takarist McKinley, DE/OLB, UCLA
2. Garret Conley, CB, Ohio St
3. Bucky Hodges, TE, Va Tech
3. Joe Mathis, DE/OLB, Washington
6. Josh Harvey-Clemons, S, Louisville
7. T.J. Logan, RB, UNC

Along with year 2 Rankins and Bell, I think the 4 defensive players I got could be enough to see some significant improvement on the Saints D. Ross, Hodges, and Logan gives the offense some cheap weapons to help squeeze the most out of the final years of the Brees era.

[DJ's left nut]

49ers draft is done:

1) Marshon Lattimore, CB, Ohio State
2) Christian McCaffrey, RB, Stanford (34)
3) Zay Jones, WR, Eastern Carolina (66)
4) Tarell Basham, DE/OLB, Ohio (109)
4) Kendall Beckwith, ILB, LSU (143 - comp)
5) Brad Kaaya, QB - Miami (146)
5) Julie'n Davenport, OT, Buffalo (161; via Was)
6) Zane Gonzales, K, ASU (198; via Bal)
6) Shelton Gibson, WR, WVU (202; via Den)
7) David Sharpe, G, Florida (219)


This was never intended to be a transformational draft; it was a foundational one. It was my effort at getting the team set up to move forward through next year's draft. I tried to put some weapons around the '18 QB choice while solidifying some holes in the defense.

The 49ers badly needed a #1 CB and they got the best guy in the draft. Ideally they'll find a trade partner with this pick but without trades, this is the way to go. They got two weapons that fit Shanahan's offense extremely well in McAffrey and Jones (and Carlos Hyde works as a primary power back). Gibson should even find some good space to work with late.

Basham and Beckwith are production vs. measurements guys; they were just good football players in college and right now that's a steady baseline that the 49ers could really use. Kaaya and Gonzalez are attempts at cost-control for future cap cleaning. They can provide steady, reliable placeholders for cheap as the 49ers continue their efforts to wipe the slate over the coming years.

On the OL, Davenport has genuine LT skills and there aren't a lot of guys in this draft you can say that about. He may not find the technique, but most of the T prospects in this draft can't play LT even with ideal fundamentals. Davenport has the length and athleticism to play on that island if you can polish him up. I love grabbing him in the 5th. Sharpe has uncommon mass and that's difficult to deal with on the interior. If he can get his play strength up via smarter get-off (keeping his pads down), he can be a credible interior lineman/swing player.

I had a plan for this draft, I stuck to it and I think it worked out. This won't help them win 5 more games in '17 and that's precisely the point - they can play most of these guys next year, get them some live fire and still be in a position in '18 to pick a QB in the top 5 and take those weapons (and experience) to the next level.

This would be a pretty outstanding draft for SF, IMO. Kaaya and Gonzalez are picks that may cost me some 'points' but I think they make sense for the squad.

[Al Bundy]

But Aaaaallllll.....

https://idannyb.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ks_married020401.jpg

They are perfectly fine with what they have.

[O.city]

Sorry to hear that O. That sucks. Clock is off on the weekend. Hope everything is ok

Cleve go ahead and make a pick for me you PMD me. Let's go for it.

[CleveSteve]

With the 234th pick in the 2017 CP Mock Draft,

The Los Angeles Rams select DJ Jones, NT, Ole Miss

Rams need a one gap nose tackle for Wade Phillips new 3-4 in LA and Aaron Donald would be ruined having to kick all the way inside to do it. Jones is a very athletic fat guy with some pretty good production and is an ideal fit for this particular role. Donald gets to continue to play 3 technique defensive end in the asymmetric 3-4 run by Phillips, with Brockers at the 5T end.

[O.city]

Thanks man. I apologize for being away for the pick. Hopefully things are settling down and I should be good to go with my last pick

[chiefscafan]

Hmm going back in forth with this next pick

[Sfeihc]

Hope your kid is okay, O.

Pick forthcoming.

[Sfeihc]

The Washington Redskins select Kenny Allen, P, Michigan.

[Sfeihc]

Here is the Redskins haul draft the 2017 Saccopoo CP Mock Draft;

1)(17) - Jabrill Peppers, S, Michigan
2)(49) - Raekwon McMillan, LB, OSU
3)(81) - Taylor Moton, OL, WMU
4)(114) - Demontae Kazee, CB, SDSU
4)(123) - Amara Darboh, WR, Michigan
5)(154) - Howard Wilson, CB, Houston
6)(201) - Josh Dobbs, QB, Tennessee
6)(209) - Stevie Tu'ikolovatu, DL, USC
7)(220) - Aaron Jones, RB, UTEP
7)(235) - Kenny Allen, P, Michigan

The one pick I'd do differently would be to take Wormley instead of McMillan in the second round. After the McMillan pick they signed FA LB Zach Brown.

As always thanks to everyone for participating in this endeavor.

[chiefscafan]

The Tennessee Titans select, Chad Williams, WR, Grambling State

Could be a steal small school WR with tremendous talent.

[CleveSteve]

With the 237th pick in the 2017 CP Mock Draft,

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Vince Biegel, LB, Wisconsin

http://sidearm.sites.s3.amazonaws.com/uwbadgers.com/custompages/gallery/FB_vs_Rutgers/Vince.jpg

Well, I was planning on selecting between two other positions with this last pick, but Tampa does really need a SAM and I was surprised to see that Biegel was still available when I was putting in my pick. I was negligent at center but my guess is the guy I was going to draft here will make it to UDFA so I'll justify it to myself that way. otherwise I'm pretty happy with what I came away with for Tampa. I do wish I had takenMarcus Williams in the third, I guess my brain didn't even register that he actually made it to my pick there.

[DJ's left nut]

Well shit; I missed that Denver still had a pick in the middle here; I hadn't done much figuring I'd have till the back of the draft. Stand by; gotta figure some shit out.

[chiefscafan]

Wow didn't realize he was still there great pick

[DJ's left nut]

The Broncos should've signed Ryan Clady so they could draft David Njoku and stayed the hell out of this OT class, but since Elway sat ass all off-season and left a gaping hole in the area that could easily be the weakest in the entire draft class, he was left scrambling and never really hit the sweet spot on the TE in this class.

So he's going to have to gamble on a raw, looks like Tarzan and plays like Jane kind of player - the Broncos select Darrell Daniels, TE, Washington.

Just a hell of an athlete but may never have the 'good weight' or desire to be a real TE; more of a red-zone kind of #2 TE and pure pass catching threat. Though in today's NFL, somebody like that can get quite a few useful snaps.

A disappointing 'settle' at such a deep position in this year's draft, but still a lot of raw talent to work with here.

[staylor26]

Wow didn't realize he was still there great pick

Yea same here. I thought he was already gone.

[CleveSteve]

Hopefully Dorsey and Co. show up to the draft with a spreadsheet.

[DJ's left nut]

Hopefully Dorsey and Co. show up to the draft with a spreadsheet.

Sometimes I feel that by the 7th round, they're doing the same shit we are.

"Oh hell, I haven't looked at this thing in 3 days and everyone I can remember actually being good has been gone for 15 picks. Uh...who ran fast? Or is plummeting because he punched a nun? Let's take one of them..."

[CleveSteve]

Lol yep. I picked my fast running nun puncher 5 picks ago xD

[DJ's left nut]

Lol yep. I picked my fast running nun puncher 5 picks ago xD

When I was researching Davenport I remembered Wheeler (crazy) and Sharpe (blind).

So when picks came up later and my board had been picked clean, I just went to verify that crazy and blind were who I thought they were and made the pick.

I'd have gone back and found "shitty 3-cone" had he not been taken. I pretty much just vaguely recall scrap heap players that I moved on from for some reason or another and see if they're still bouncing around.

[chiefscafan]

It's funny that I was gonna take Williams and now news that he's having a workout with chiefs.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Well guys, sometimes need meets availability and the only reason a talent like this is available at the end of the first is the fact he needs to be taught a pro style offense. The tools to be a top level starter in the NFL are clearly there. Pairing him with a great teacher like Andy Reid and with a huge staff of coaches to help him learn the nuances of the position (as well as a smart QB as the starter that prepares like a real professional) will help this kid be the Chiefs starting QB that leads them to a Super Bowl title between 2018-2030.

With the 27th pick in the first round of the 2017 NFL draft, The Kansas City Chiefs select Pat Mahomes II, QB, Texas Tech.

The Dallas Cowboys are on the clock!

CP collusion

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

Arizona Cardinals draft Trevor Knight, QB, Texas A&M.

Awful. As a TE?

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

The Philidelphia Eagles select Jermaine Eluemunor, OT, Texas A&M

Easily the worst pick in the entire draft.

[Rain Man]

New England's celebrity draft picker is about to enter the room.

[DJ's left nut]

SHOW US YER TITS!!!!

[Rain Man]

For New England's final pick, our celebrity draft picker will make the pick remotely via the World Wide Web. A faculty member at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and a fellow at Harvard, he is not formally a citizen of Boston, but we're the Patriots so we don't really care about following the rules. This fellow is widely recognized in Boston as the third-most accomplished denizen of Massachusetts after Brady and Belichick.

We bring you, Tim Berners-Lee, the man without whom this mock draft would not be possible!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Tim_Berners-Lee-Knight-crop.jpg/220px-Tim_Berners-Lee-Knight-crop.jpg

In response to popular demand, he will also be accompanied by the New England Patriots cheerleading squad.

https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/usp_nfl__preseason-new_orleans_saints_at_new_engla_84139010.jpg?w=1000&h=600&crop=1

[Rain Man]

SHOW US YER TITS!!!!

Berners-Lee unbuttons his shirt, but finds this to be an odd request.

[Rain Man]

Berners-Lee types in the following:

"With the 7-239 pick in the 2017 annual NFL player selection process, the New England Patriots select..."

Then the cheerleaders step in with a sexy dance number. This takes a few moments. Berners-Lee waits patiently for them to finish, realizing that his invention will likely allow him to see most of them naked at some point. He smiles.

"The New England Patriots select Lorenzo Jerome, S, St. Francis."

The cheerleaders do several high kicks and Berners-Lee smiles knowingly.

[Rain Man]

New England really should have drafted that Buchanan kid from Miami (OH) on the offensive line, but we have the luxury of having no needs given Tom Brady's holy presence on the field. So we drafted a low-risk, high-reward player who could potentially be a playmaker for us.

[Rain Man]

New England had no picks in the first two rounds, so we were a bit challenged on high-impact picks. Nonetheless, we're happy that we filled some key areas: pass rush specialists, a potential 1st down running back, safety help to build for the future, and some help in the receiving game.

72. New England - Rain Man, S Josh Jones
96. New England - Rain Man, Cooper Kupp, WR, Eastern Washington
131. New England (from Seattle) - Rain Man - James Conner, RB, Pittsburgh
163. New England (from Denver) - Rain Man - Ejuan Price, LB, Pittsburgh
183. New England - Rain Man - Ifeadi Odenigbo, DE, Northwestern
200. New England (from Indianapolis) - Rain Man - Cole Hikutini, TE, Louisville
239. New England (from Detroit) - Rain Man - Lorenzo Jerome, S, St. Francis

[TambaBerry]

Can we get this over with boys? We completely stalled

[Direckshun]

As a final shoutout to my friend Saccopoo, the Miami Dolphins select Harvey Langi, ILB, Brigham Young.

RIP my friend.

[Rain Man]

Can we get this over with boys? We completely stalled

I was kind of hoping we could add some more rounds. Maybe go up to 12 like they did back in the 70s or so.

[Sfeihc]

I was kind of hoping we could add some more rounds. Maybe go up to 12 like they did back in the 70s or so.
I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk

[BossChief]

Easily the worst pick in the entire draft.

It was a need pick that I've never seen play live.

Trusting Mike Mayocks eyes on this pick. He has him rated as his 5th best OT.

Trust me, I wanted to go in another direction, but supply and demand dictated that pick.

[RealSNR]

I'm going to go ahead and assume that O.City would like some help on his Giants pick as well. Who wants to make the pick?

I'll also notify that staylor that he's on the clock

[CleveSteve]

Giants could still use basically any defender save outside corner or strong safety. Can't pick, driving

[staylor26]

The Oakland Raiders select Bryan Cox, DE, Florida

[staylor26]

PM please

[CleveSteve]

The New York Giants select Delano Hill, FS, Michigan

Sending PM to Ash

[RealSNR]

The New York Giants select Delano Hill, FS, Michigan

Sending PM to Ash

Thanks! Allowed me to save my guy so Pittsburgh would hopefully have a shot at him :D

[CleveSteve]

I aim to please

[RealSNR]

I was kind of hoping we could add some more rounds. Maybe go up to 12 like they did back in the 70s or so.

There was a guy maybe two years ago who organized a preference-choice system of UDFAs following our mock. It seemed like a lot of work, but it was kind of interesting.

I think the problem was a lot of it was based on luck, since your ability to select your guy came down to whether or not you played the market correctly. If you really wanted an undrafted kicker, and your team didn't have a first dibs spot, you'd have to rank the kicker above some really good players that you would prefer to have instead of the kicker.

Also, not everybody submitted a list, so some teams got UDFAs while others just had nothing. And some guys had UDFAs that everybody had already picked, so they ended up with like, one guy

[ChiefAshhole1056]

The Houston Texans select Matt Dayes, RB, NC State.

[ChiefAshhole1056]

Indianapolis Colts:

1(15)- Haason Reddick, LB, Temple
2 (46)- Kevin King, CB, Washington
3 (80)- Demarcus Walker, DE, Florida State
4 (121)- Marcus Maye, Safety, Florida
4 (137)- Jeremy McNichols, RB, Boise State
4 (144)- Adam Bisnowaty, OT, Pittsburgh
5 (158)- Carroll Phillips, OLB, Illinois

Overall, I think Ballard had a pretty solid debut draft which will allow them to take over the division finally. Wanted to grab more OL, but felt there was too much value at the picks I went with.

[RealSNR]

Indianapolis Colts:

1(15)- Haason Reddick, LB, Temple
2 (46)- Kevin King, CB, Washington
3 (80)- Demarcus Walker, DE, Florida State
4 (121)- Marcus Maye, Safety, Florida
4 (137)- Jeremy McNichols, RB, Boise State
4 (144)- Adam Bisnowaty, OT, Pittsburgh
5 (158)- Carroll Phillips, OLB, Illinois

Overall, I think Ballard had a pretty solid debut draft which will allow them to take over the division finally. Wanted to grab more OL, but felt there was too much value at the picks I went with.

OL needy teams are definitely kind of sunk this year. It doesn't help that the Colts haven't even touched OL in free agency, so Andrew Luck may just have to try to survive one more year until he has a season where his head does not get taken off.

That's a pretty solid draft. I have a feeling we're going to be saying that to a lot of drafters this year.

[ChiefAshhole1056]

Houston Texans:

1 (25)- Garett Bolles, OT, Utah
2 (57)- Davis Webb, QB, California
3 (89)- Carlos Watkins, DL, Clemson
4 (130)- Anthony Walker, ILB, Northwestern
4 (142)- Josh Reynolds, WR, Texas A&M
5 (169)- Jonnu Smith, TE, FIU
7 (243) Houston- Matt Dayes, RB, NC State

As I was drafting this team I was pretty discouraged of how my picks were going because I felt they were more need-based than BPA, but overall now that I'm looking at it I'm liking it more than I thought I would. Bolles is going to be huge for them and Webb could be a guy O'Brien would like to use. Wish I would've pulled the trigger on a true NT earlier but I think Watkins can be pretty versatile among that line.

[ChiefAshhole1056]

OL needy teams are definitely kind of sunk this year. It doesn't help that the Colts haven't even touched OL in free agency, so Andrew Luck may just have to try to survive one more year until he has a season where his head does not get taken off.

That's a pretty solid draft. I have a feeling we're going to be saying that to a lot of drafters this year.

I wouldnt be surprised, soooooo much talent in this draft. Would be hard for a team to go without landing at least one multiyear starter this year. I keep trying to tell my buddies about it, but they're still going to be shocked at some of the names available day 3.

[chiefscafan]

Ok last pick made the


Tennessee Titans Draft:

Jonathan Allen, DE, Alabama

Zach Cunningham , ILB, Vanderbilt

Tanoh Kpassagnon, DE, Villanova

Eddie Jackson, S/CB, Alabama

Stacy Coley, WR, Miami

Brendan Langley, CB Lamar

Ricky Seals-Jones , WR / TE Texas A&M

Chad Williams, WR Grambling State

Overall I like my draft some players were picked right before my picks. Which sent me scrambling but the overall potential and promises of this class if off the charts.

[DJ's left nut]

OL needy teams are definitely kind of sunk this year. It doesn't help that the Colts haven't even touched OL in free agency, so Andrew Luck may just have to try to survive one more year until he has a season where his head does not get taken off.

That's a pretty solid draft. I have a feeling we're going to be saying that to a lot of drafters this year.

I did a good and shitty job for the Broncos, if that makes you feel any better.

I really like my 3rd round for them (love Jaleel Johnson) but am pretty unimpressed otherwise. Probably jumped the gun on Jones; just didn't take into proper account how deep the CB class was.

For a draft as deep as this one is, my Broncos haul is going to end up at C- or worse on further reflection.

[staylor26]

The Oakland Raiders select Dan Skipper, OT, Arkansas

Pm please

[RealSNR]

PM sent

We all wait with bated breath to see which training camp scrub will be fake selected by KC!

[BossChief]

The Kansas City Chiefs select Austin Rehkow, punter/kicker, Idaho

This is definetly an outside the box type of pick I'm comfortable making at the tail end of the whole draft.

This kid is a damn good punter that had a really nice average over the last 3 years (almost as good as Colquitt) and here comes the fun part...

He was 26/29 on FGs last year, so he would fill both kicker and punter spots.

That alone would save KC 6m in cap space this year and it would also open up an extra roster spot to carry an extra player they would otherwise have to cut.

So, I think it's worth the move to save 6m and have an extra roster spot.

Hand this kid to Toub and lets roll.

[CleveSteve]

There was a guy maybe two years ago who organized a preference-choice system of UDFAs following our mock. It seemed like a lot of work, but it was kind of interesting.

I think the problem was a lot of it was based on luck, since your ability to select your guy came down to whether or not you played the market correctly. If you really wanted an undrafted kicker, and your team didn't have a first dibs spot, you'd have to rank the kicker above some really good players that you would prefer to have instead of the kicker.

Also, not everybody submitted a list, so some teams got UDFAs while others just had nothing. And some guys had UDFAs that everybody had already picked, so they ended up with like, one guy

Yeah it kind of stinks unless most people submit a list...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=11438052&highlight=UDFA#post11438052

[Marco Polo]

The Dallas Cowboys select Austin Carr, WR, Northwestern.

[Marco Polo]

Here is a look at the Bills draft:

1.10 Mike Williams, WR, Clemson
2.44 Teez Tabor, CB, Florida
3.75 Dalvin Tomlinson, DT, Alabama
5.156 Chad Hansen, WR, California
5.171 Erik Magnuson, OT, Michigan
6.198 CJ Beathard, QB, Iowa

[Rain Man]

The Dallas Cowboys select Austin Carr, WR, Northwestern.

Please tell me that his middle name is Healey.

[Marco Polo]

Here's the Cowboys draft. They have too many lower end picks and will need to make some moves since most of these guys won't make the roster.

1.28 Derek Barnett, DE/OLB, Tennessee
2.60 Jourdan Lewis, CB, Michigan
3.92 Dede Westbrook, WR, Oklahoma
4.133 George Kittle, TE, Iowa
6.211 Matt Milano, LB, Boston College
7.228 Jessamen Dunker, OG, Tennessee State
7.246 Austin Carr, WR, Northwestern

[Titty Meat]

Homer pick here but I think this guy is an NFL tight end just played with an absolute shit QB.

New York Jets Select: Cethan Carter,TE,Nebraska

[RealSNR]

Somebody's going to take this shrimp midget. I don't think it will be Pittsburgh, but it would be interesting to see Todd try to fit this little shrimp into the offense on 3rd down. He seemed to love bullshit like this with McCluster and others, so I don't see why he wouldn't have a good time on this.

He might weigh 175, but it's a HEAVY 175...

Pittsburgh selects Donnel Pumphrey, RB, San Diego State

[RealSNR]

Pittsburgh's draft:

1.30. Carl Lawson, DE/OLB, Auburn
2.62. Adam Shaheen, TE, Ashland
3.94. Jalen Myrick, CB, Minnesota
3.105. Davon Godchaux, DT, LSU
4.135. Taywan Taylor, WR, Western Kentucky
5.173. Connor Harris, ILB, Lindenwood
6.213. Avery Moss, DE/OLB, Youngstown State
7.248. Donnel Pumphrey, RB, San Diego State

Yuck. I didn't win any drafts with this one. I'm pretty sour on my first two picks, really liked what I did in the 3rd and 4th rounds, and I thought I finished strong on some players that have real potential to stick on an NFL roster instead of get washed out.

I don't know what I was thinking with the Lawson pick. I had my eyes set on Barnett and Watt so freakin hard that I convinced myself Lawson was an okay 2nd prize to one of them, but man, he's looking like a pretty big reach now. And while Adam Shaheen has potential to be a really great pro, I don't think taking him in the 2nd round is going to give me all of the value I thought I could get out of him.

At least my crap draft came at the expense of a douchebag team.

[O.city]

Thanks for helping me out there at the end guys. Things are calming down now around herr, but sick kids are scary.

Thanks to all.

[DJ's left nut]

Somebody's going to take this shrimp midget. I don't think it will be Pittsburgh, but it would be interesting to see Todd try to fit this little shrimp into the offense on 3rd down. He seemed to love bullshit like this with McCluster and others, so I don't see why he wouldn't have a good time on this.

He might weigh 175, but it's a HEAVY 175...

Pittsburgh selects Donnel Pumphrey, RB, San Diego State

I 'bout grabbed Pumphrey for Denver but had already taken Williams and see him as almost exclusively a 3rd down back.

It's a nice pick this late; he'll make a team and provide a little value in a RB rotation somewhere, IMO.

[Rain Man]

With their last pick, I hope Denver takes Simone Biles, Olympic gymnast. I bet her three-cone time is really good.

I see her as a viable alternative to Pumphrey, too.

[Hoover]

With the 249th pick, the Atlanta Falcons select, Montae Nicholson, S, Michigan State

31. Atlanta - Taco Charlton, DE, Michigan
63. Atlanta - Montravius Adams, DT, Auburn
95. Atlanta - Ethan Pocic, C, LSU
136. Atlanta - Jordan Leggett, TE, Clemson
174. Atlanta - Fred Ross, WR, Mississippi State
249. Atlanta - Montae Nicholson, S, Michigan State

Pretty happy with the draft for Atlanta, I especially think the defensive players could all contribute in a major way very quickly.

[TambaBerry]

Detroit Lions Select Cameron Tom C Southern Mississippi