**** Official The Chiefs vs. The Seahawks Game Thread ****

[Ming the Merciless]

Let's gooood mah homies

[TwistedChief]

Should've run for it.

[tk13]

Could have probably run for a 1st there.

[kc rush]

Damn

[carcosa]

Dang

[mlyonsd]

Welp

[RINGLEADER]

Mahomes should have run for the first there...

[kepp]

Ugh...could've run for it

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Ugh

[Ron Swanson]

just get the 1st down

[kcgizmo]

Run for the first

[dannybcaitlyn]

Should have kept it and ran

[GoHuge]

fuck!!!!

[Easy 6]

Man, just get two yards and start again

[SPchief]

Hell of play

[Coach]

Should had ran for the first down.

[NJChiefsFan]

Sometimes he goes for a little too much. Get the first down.

[Spott]

That was stupid. Should have ran it.

[Rain Man]

Could've used that fumble recovery.

Berry with the tackle. Eric Berry!

[RINGLEADER]

WTF are they talking about? Challenge a fumble they recovered?

[jallmon]

Gawddammit, my DirecTV locked up. JFC.

[notorious]

Going to be that kind of night, isn’t it?


Prepare your anus for every bad bounce.

[Easy 6]

Berry nice tackle scraping down the line

[arrowheadnation]

Berry, already with a tackle.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Great start up
Front.

[Two-Twenty]

Good tackle #29

[rabblerouser]

That was stupid. Should have ran it.
Full Reidtard.

20 years of 'that was stupid, should have ran it.'

[Dayze]

Wilson is so manufactured fake. LMAO

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Seabass probably smells like cigarettes, Drakkar , and a longshoreman

He moonlights as a stevedore

[Rain Man]

That start was so false.

[Couch-Potato]

why don't we just move this to chat?

[EPodolak]

nice work #77

[RINGLEADER]

Got 'em right where we want them...close the deal...

[rabblerouser]

Wilson is so manufactured fake. LMAO

'You fucking SUCK!' - Richard Sherman to Russell Wilson

[tk13]

There's the challenge. Gotta stop Wilson from running.

[Munson]

Well, fuck.

[kc rush]

Defense still sucks

[Coach]

Sutton is a dumbass. How can you not have a spy?

[RINGLEADER]

:doh:

[GoHuge]

OMFG

[NJChiefsFan]

Yes that's how you pick it up. Smart not spying Wilson.

[SPchief]

Good lord

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Jones stunting inside like that gave Wilson the huge running lane.

[DRM08]

Too easy for other teams against this defense.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Defense . Need Dod spying on wilson

[notorious]

Sigh.

[Spott]

Glad this game doesn’t matter.

[kcgizmo]

This defense need to get a stop early

[JakeF]

So apparently that idiot Sutton doesn't have anyone spying Wilson.

[kc rush]

Of course

[carcosa]

Oh come on

[Rain Man]

Geez. Ten seconds in the pocket is impossible to defend.

[notorious]

I am mellow as hell.

Very little fucks given. Don’t know what the deal is.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Holding on houston

[Easy 6]

Oh lawd

[Papi]

Well one team came to play

[RINGLEADER]

35 thought he was playing tonight.

And here comes the crap tackling.

[TwistedChief]

Once again our defense doesn't look set before the fucking play is run.

[bdj23]

Defense is AIDS

[Rain Man]

This defense need to get a stop early

A stop at any point would be nice.

[kc rush]

Too late to fire Sutton?

[RunKC]

This defene is going to ruin out season. Just incredible how terrible these players execute

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

This team is going no where with this D

[GoHuge]

Wilson with his best Mahomes impression. God this D is fuckin awful

[notorious]

Doing some new things on defense. Giving up 20 yard chunks instead of 15.

[mlyonsd]

Gee, fat andy looks confused.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

This defense..... it's unwatchably bad

[007]

And so it begins

[Munson]

Sutton is running the Career Day Defense.

[FlaChief58]

Looks like it's gonna be a looong night

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Scandrick not playing

[Molitoth]

This game is going just the way I expected And I'm not even a coordinator.

[JakeF]

Our defensive coaching staff has to go.

[Rain Man]

Scour the stands and find someone to play ILB.

[RINGLEADER]

Sad.

Just runs right through six Chiefs.

[rabblerouser]

Fuck

[bigjosh]

Skipped the HIV stage and just went straight to full blowb AIDS tonight.

[tk13]

Best rushing offense in the league led by Mike Solari + this defense = Not good.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

This D is so bad

[frozenchief]

Mahomes really should have run for that first. Bad juju

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Hopefully Sutton dies soon

[notorious]

Just smile and take our whoopin’ like men.

[Red Dawg]

This defense is not winning the SB. No way in hell.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Hitchens might be worse than Kendrell Bell.

[Why Not?]

Some different players but shockingly the same results so far. I wonder what that speaks to?

[rabblerouser]

Get fucking Ragland off the field NOW.

I'D RATHER JUST PLAY WITH 10 GUYS

[BossChief]

This is gonna be a long night if the defense doesn’t wake up

[Rain Man]

Pete Carroll looks like an idiot with that gum chawing.

[Jerm]

Great decision to not spy Wilson on 3rd and long there Bob....fucking moron.

Does he even watch film?

[JakeF]

Mike Solari is going to truck-fuck our defense tonight.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

This defense needs a whole pallet of Truvada

[RunKC]

Hopefully Sutton dies soon

How about the players that suck ass? They can’t do basic shit

[rabblerouser]

Hopefully Sutton dies soon

Needs to happen before Seattle scores.

[arrowheadnation]

a 3rd and 4th string RB are about to make us their bitches tonight.

[bigjosh]

This team isnt winning shit with this defense. I don't know how they have overcome it for this long.

[kc rush]

Some different players but shockingly the same results so far. I wonder what that speaks to?

What are you talking about? There is no common denominator whatsoever

[Mecca]

Anthony Hitchens is a 50 million dollar trash can.

[notorious]

This is gonna be a long night if the defense doesn’t wake up

“Wake up”?

These cunts have been in a coma for years.

[RINGLEADER]

Gee, fat andy looks confused.

What's new?

[jonzie04]

I can’t fucking stand watching this defense

[Jayheat]

Guess Sutton didn’t know the Seahawks would try to run the ball. Has a team ever been prevented from winning a super bowl by their defensive coordinator being a complete moron?

[TomBarndtsTwin]

Kendall Gammon said on pregame that the Chiefs wanted to try something different on defense tonight. I’ll be goddamned

Well, it was a nice thought.

So much for that . . . . .

[Dayze]

That guys ankled rolled over just like the Chiefs defense.

[Ming the Merciless]

Bend dont break , muthafuckers

[Easy 6]

Wards giving it up, but fighting back as well

[dannybcaitlyn]

This is gonna be a long night if the defense doesn’t wake up

Defense is in a deep coma

[kepp]

We're gonna need some unforced turnovers tonight.

[FlaChief58]

Like a hot knife through warm butter

[rabblerouser]

How about the players that suck ass? They can’t do basic shit

Ragland is in his own players' way.

He actually prevents other defenders from tackling.

[notorious]

Do they brighten the 10 yard area or gray the rest of the field?

[TwistedChief]

So fucking soft.

[dirk digler]

nice job defense

[Rain Man]

That play started weird. False start not called?

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Too fucking easy

[Wallcrawler]

Tackling. Learn it.

[Demonpenz]

the defense isn't even trying

[007]

Fuck this defense

[dannybcaitlyn]

Get Sorenson off the fucking field

[Why Not?]

What are you talking about? There is no common denominator whatsoever

Lol.

[Dayze]

That was wayyyyy too easy.

[St. Patty's Fire]

isn’t the defense tired of being embarrassed on national televsion? holy shit

[Red Dawg]

Just pull the starters and win at home. They can't handle a tough team.

[TEX]

KC has no chance with this defense.

[Mecca]

They just need to cut about 90% of this defense coaches included.

[RINGLEADER]

They just run right through the Chiefs tackles like they're not even there.

[FloridaMan88]

Andy Reid should never punt again in this game, with this defense?

[Baby Lee]

Not impressive.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It took 14 weeks for a few teams to finally decide, "Hey, the Chiefs can't stop the run at all and their O is lethal. Maybe we should run the goddamn ball almost every play."

[Ming the Merciless]

So ****ing soft.

Like my penis right now

[Bwana]

The run D in playoff form.

[carcosa]

Fire Bob Sutton

[GoHuge]

Fuckin joke. If Andy doesn't unleash Pat we are going to get our ass kicked!

[Frazod]

Cunts. Useless fucking cunts.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Inside Lbs are so god awful

[Jimmya]

Sutton lovers please show yourselves!

[RunKC]

67 rush yards given up on the first drive.

This team is so fucking soft

[MMXcalibur]

The defense STILL sucks.
No change from last week.

Move along.

[rabblerouser]

Guess Sutton didn’t know the Seahawks would try to run the ball. Has a team ever been prevented from winning a super bowl by their defensive coordinator being a complete moron?

Bob Sutton asked them not to tackle?

[BigRedChief]

Mahomes really should have run for that first. Bad jujuthats who he is. Looking to make the big play instead of getting the first down and trying again on the next series.

[NJChiefsFan]

Like Sorenson literally chose not to use his arms there. What on earth.

[arrowheadnation]

I say it every fucking week. Fuck the ownership and front office of this team for not doing a god damn thing to fix this bullshit defense at the trade deadline.

[LiveSteam]

Biggest group of twats to ever line up and play defense.

[Mecca]

isn’t the defense tired of being embarrassed on national televsion? holy shit

They don't play like they have much pride to be honest.

[Rain Man]

Do they brighten the 10 yard area or gray the rest of the field?

Whenever our defense is on the field, the nuclear waste makes the area near them glow.

[mnchiefsguy]

FUCK YOU BOB SUTTON

[Red Dawg]

Offense can't go three and out with our defense. They just dont do shit against goid QBs.

[TEX]

That was wayyyyy too easy.

Same as it ever was...

[L.A. Chieffan]

Stephen Hawking could tackle better than Sorenson

[kc rush]

Sorry Pat. Everything relies on you. You are getting no help from the flaming fucktards on the other side tonight

[FlaChief58]

Do they brighten the 10 yard area or gray the rest of the field?

I'm sure we'll see it plenty more so we can analyze

[Buckweath]

Hitchens blowwwsss.

[kepp]

I just hope we don't end up wasting HFA because of this defense. The offense is gonna have to go nuts to win in the playoffs.

[cdcox]

Does Hitchens do anything well?

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

We'll settle in

[hometeam]

Our D so fucking soft lol.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

It took 14 weeks for a few teams to finally decide, "Hey, the Chiefs can't stop the run at all and their O is lethal. Maybe we should run the goddamn ball almost every play."

LOL I know right.. Those free 50 yard pass interference calls are mighty tempting though.

[TwistedChief]

I hate to do this, but Mahomes can't pass up an easy first down to try and throw it to Robinson on a 50/50 ball (at best) down the field. Not what we need here.

[In58men]

Are we panicking in this must win game?

[Chris Meck]

nice half-hearted attempt to tackle by Sorensen.

[rabblerouser]

Inside Lbs are so god awful

Dogshit.

So is Sorensen.

Smith missed a tackle...Ward left Baldwin wide open...

So much suck, so many missed tackles...Ragland getting in his own guys way...holy shit, what a fucking shitshow.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Does Hitchens do anything well?

He cashes 'dem checks.

[TEX]

Inside Lbs are so god awful

Yes they are.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Stephen Hawking could tackle better than Sorenson

ROFL

[FlaChief58]

Our D so fucking soft lol.

We have a D?

[KCCHIEFS27]

Doesn't this Seahawks team have about 3 backups starting on the O-Line? Damn, our linebackers are trash. But the offense can't gain 8 yards on first down and then not get a first down. Especially to open up the game. Terrible, terrible defense. Hitchens is absolutely not an every down backer. What was Veach thinking?

[JakeF]

Anthony Hitchens is a 50 million dollar trash can.

He was pretty good in the Dallas scheme with the Dallas defensive coaches.

[RINGLEADER]

Compounding the bad FA signings on defense is the complete lack of production out of the entire draft class. Veach really whiffed. I like Watts, but otherwise we got a whole lot of nothing out of this draft.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Offense can’t keep bailing out this dumpster fire of a defense.

[rabblerouser]

nice half-hearted attempt to tackle by Sorensen.

That's a half-hearted attempt?

Looked like he gave all the way up and said 'fuck it'.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Does Hitchens do anything well?

That touchdown play by Seattle was a pathetic effort by Hitchens.

[Bwana]

JFC :drool:

[jjjayb]

Bob Sutton asked them not to tackle?

It's his group of guys. He's responsible.

[Demonpenz]

never fails when I say "Man we need an answer here" dude tries to do too much and fumbles

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Big break for the Chiefs there.

[Bump]

dodged a bullet there

[RINGLEADER]

Lucky.

Terrible start.

[Easy 6]

Hooboy

[Ming the Merciless]

Jfc

[TEX]

Dogshit.

So is Sorensen.

Smith missed a tackle...Ward left Baldwin wide open...

So much suck, so many missed tackles...Ragland getting in his own guys way...holy shit, what a ****ing shitshow.

All true

[Papi]

I was ready to turn it off if we lost that fumble

[Dayze]

Bad angles. Blown off by blockers. Bad tackling.

Lack of attitude, toughness as a collective

[TwistedChief]

Great run!

[NJChiefsFan]

Smith had so much fun on D he wanted to do it again as soon as possible.

[Bump]

excellent run this Williams kid is alright

[kc rush]

I'll take that

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Lol free fallong

[RINGLEADER]

Williams is really encouraging...

[JakeF]

Nice F***** run by Damien Willams.

[ChiliConCarnage]

Man that could have been disastrous

[BossChief]

Williams cane to play

[Rain Man]

If you can read this, the server is down again.

[notorious]

I can’t fucking stand watching this defense

http://discoverfarscape.com/images/Episode/2.18b.gif

You will watch!!!!!

[RINGLEADER]

I thought that was a false start on us.

[Demonpenz]

man just go get the first down and kneel

[Rain Man]

We're a running team tonight.

[Easy 6]

POUND IT

[rabblerouser]

Great run blocking.

[TwistedChief]

D Williams hurt. Of course.

[RINGLEADER]

D. Williams averaging 16 ypc

[Coach]

God dammit....

[tk13]

Had a TD and overthrew him.

[Rain Man]

Man, that hurts.

[Bump]

damn how does he miss that throw

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Mahomes WTF

[Demonpenz]

God damn hit wide open

[Munson]

Dammit. We need to connect on that.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Fuck Pat. Let’s go.

[dannybcaitlyn]

Get your shit together pat!

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

MVP makes that throw

[EPodolak]

Damn...how do they not connect on that.

[JakeF]

Dammit Pat!!

You can't do that shit against a good team like this.

[RINGLEADER]

Been awhile since Mahomes connected on the long ball...

[RunKC]

Hownthe fuck did Pat miss that?

[MMXcalibur]

C'mon Mahomes, that's wide freaking open.

[ThaVirus]

Pat's deep ball is absolute garbage. It's a problem.

[Two-Twenty]

Nice

[Baby Lee]

1-5 not gonna get it there.

[TwistedChief]

Harris doing what he usually does. I hate him.

[kc rush]

Dumbasstius

[Munson]

Stone Hands Harris.

[Ron Swanson]

Stone Hands Harris

[Bwana]

STONE HANDS!

[Papi]

Love Mahomes but he needs to work on hitting a target in stride running downfield

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Incompletrious

[dannybcaitlyn]

Stone hand Harris strikes again

[JakeF]

Pat playing scared.

[rabblerouser]

Incompletrius Harris

'Nothing new there' - AL Michaels

[jallmon]

He can hit Harris so he can drop it, now hit Kelce

[tk13]

Too much juice on these throws.

[kepp]

Wow...Pat is off tonight

[kc rush]

He is off tonight

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Mahomes sucks

[mlyonsd]

pat looking like shit.

[EPodolak]

Pat needs to settle

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

He is way to amped up he’s costing himself the MVP

[Munson]

Passing game looking like shit so far.

[MMXcalibur]

Mahomes looks like shit.

[dirk digler]

Mahomes way off tonight. He needs to calm down.

[Rain Man]

It's hard to get to 50 touchdowns when you're 1 of 7.

[St. Patty's Fire]

Mahomes looks AWFUL

[DaFace]

Mahomes looks like ass.

[Bump]

really hurts overthrowing Kelce there, damn

[DRM08]

Mahomes is very shaky tonight. Need to settle down.

[RINGLEADER]

Mahomes is way off on his throws.

Now the Buttkicker adventure begins...

[dannybcaitlyn]

Just run the ball. Pats fucking off

[arrowheadnation]

JFC Mahomes is waaay off right now.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

He’s gotta settle the fuck down. This isn’t gonna work in the playoffs.

[Bwana]

Settle the fuck down Mahomes, relax.

[BossChief]

Uh oh.

Pat is WAYYY off

[bigjosh]

8 yards per carry. Lets sling it around for no fucking reason.