**** Official The Chiefs vs. The Seahawks Game Thread ****

[notorious]

Tough game. Chiefs are going to have to remove their tampons and start making plays.

[njchiefs]

The only thing that really sucks tonight is the bandwith on this site.

[Kman34]

Like clock work Andy Reid, a.k.a. Mr. September has his team playing their worst football of the year in December.

Yep.... he's going to cost Mr. Mahomes the MVP...

[Pitt Gorilla]

Amazing how little we value the ball.

[JakeF]

You guys crack me up. We suck. We’re the best. What an offense. Worst offensive half ever. Mahomes is the MVP. He really sucks. Williams is the best. Really miss Hunt. Just chill a bit.

The maniacal passionate fan base of the Kansas City Chiefs.


ROFL

[In58men]

So true. **** TMZ.

8.3 YPC jackass

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Seriously, how do some of you survive in the world when really bad things happen? If you're having a conniption every time a team gets stopped on third and short or a legitimate flag is thrown, how do you function in society?

[DaKCMan AP]

Lets see if it can any worse.

[Mecca]

This is one of those games where Reid and Mahomes being aggressive is bad, checking down and handing off would move the ball but they both refuse to do it.

[Rain Man]

Butker has their offense backed up.

Okay, Chris Jones. Kill! Kill! (Points at guard.) Kill!

[Graystoke]

I hope Mahomes gave Reid a pep talk

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Penalties against my team prove the NFL is a conspiracy

[Sandy Vagina]

Damien Williams is averaging 8.3 YPC

"moar passing!"

/Reid

[dirk digler]

Andy just needs to turn Mahomes loose win or lose

[Mecca]

8.3 YPC jackass

And he handed the other team a TD...

[jerryaldini]

YPP KC 6.5 SEA 4.9 Turnover

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Another hold

[RunKC]

That’s a fucking hold are you kidding me?!

[ROYC75]

Come on D, we need a 4 and out now!

[crayzkirk]

Sigh... I was hoping that the defense would look better. 35 is always holding and interfering. The referees can call a penalty on any play at any time. The Seahawks have taken Hill and Kelce out of the game, the defense can't get off a block or tackle.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Hitchens has about 120 tackles, and 100 of them are 10 yards downfield

[Baby Lee]

Looks like the defensive adjustments are as expected!!

[jimidollar]

Chiefs defense still asleep.

[rabblerouser]

Ragland is cold garbage.

[Rain Man]

Blatant uncalled hold on Ragland in open space allowed that long run. These refs are terrible.

[JakeF]

Ford didn't even know the RB was running right by him. lol

[dannybcaitlyn]

Sorenson never wraps up

[Mecca]

Sigh... I was hoping that the defense would look better. 35 is always holding and interfering. The referees can call a penalty on any play at any time. The Seahawks have taken Hill and Kelce out of the game, the defense can't get off a block or tackle.

All our DB's do that which leads me to believe our DB coaches suck ass.

[RINGLEADER]

Second half Berry sighting...

[RunKC]

Ragland is cold garbage.

He was fucking held

[FloridaMan88]

Intentional grounding?

[rabblerouser]

Lucas HAS to take Sorensen's playing time.
NOW.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

And he handed the other team a TD...

So if Mahomes had 260 yards in the first half but threw a pick six would you want the Chiefs to go to a Power I for the entire second half?

[ROYC75]

cool, no flags!

[jimidollar]

Oh look. Wide open.

[ChiTown]

The D has done ok, considering the O spotted Seattle 7.

BecUse they can’t make a fucking 3rd down stop

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

10 yards off lol

[Redbled]

Play 15 yards off when they need 6.

[Coach]

Wide the fuck open.... on 3rd down.

[Munson]

Opposing WR's are always open by 10 yards on 3rd down.

[dirk digler]

why the fuck would play that far off?

[JakeF]

What kind of coverage is that?

5 yard to a 1st down

coverage playing 15 yards off

[rabblerouser]

Intentional grounding?

I think the Seahawks have penalties 'off' on their user profile tonight.

[RINGLEADER]

Another play where they need 5 and we play 10 off

[FloridaMan88]

3rd and 6 and playing a soft zone, so Sutton.

[Baby Lee]

Easy, peasey. . . Lemon squeezy.

[Sassy Squatch]

Could we not play soft zone on 3rd down? Please?

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

This team is done

[Graystoke]

Man, playoffs gonna kick our ass

[Dayze]

Baldwin flexing after a routine catch.

[AssEaterChief]

what's up with not even covering the strong side flat against a right handed QB....JFC

[Gary]

They play SO damn weak!!!

[dlphg9]

Linebackers letting the RBs come to them

[Sassy Squatch]

The fuck does Mahomes look so tired for.

[rabblerouser]

Another play where they need 5 and we play 10 off

Dude still blew past Ward anyway

[jimidollar]

You know which team I don't want to face in the playoffs? Pick one. It doesn't matter. Chiefs will beat themselves.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Flag on the Seahawks. NFL is rigged.

[Jerm]

Bob Sutton is the living epitome of the shrug emoji....

[Mecca]

It's pretty obvious while this team lacks D talent this scheme is shit.

[TambaBerry]

3rd and 4 give them a 10 yard cushion and dont cover the flats. lmao this is awful

[CupidStunt]

I can handle losing and being bad but what in the fuck are they even doing? I watch a LOT of football and I haven't seen any team that gives up so many COMPLETELY UNCONTESTED catches. I cannot even comprehend how open opposing receivers are on every single drive.

[RunKC]

About fucking time you call hold

[TEX]

A playoff preview, no doubt.

[crayzkirk]

difficult to watch... I'm numb... Seen this script before... Guys running wide open all over the field. Have the DBs and LBs played any sort of football at all?

[Easy 6]

FINALLY a small momentum shift

DAMN

[JakeF]

Baldwin runs a basic 10 yard slant and Nelson can't stay with him at all.

5 yards off when he caught the ball

Nelson sucks, simple coverage and he couldn't do it.

[ChiTown]

Man, playoffs gonna kick our ass

The first 13 games of the season were a lot of fun. But yeah, this Team is cooked

[jallmon]

Wow, Seattle is going straight down the field. We aren't even slowing them down.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Ward is trash

[dlphg9]

Ward ran right by him lol

[dirk digler]

Ward is just over matched. You have to put Scandrick in

[rabblerouser]

The **** does Mahomes look so tired for.

He's probably hit the wall.

This is the first time he's ever had to play more than 10 games in a season in his life, and he's trying to get his team HFA with no defense and backups on offense?

[Graystoke]

Whole team has December flu.
We get it every fucking December

[RINGLEADER]

Ward is just lost. He's an automatic play.

[Mecca]

I can handle losing and being bad but what in the fuck are they even doing? I watch a LOT of football and I haven't seen any team that gives up so many COMPLETELY UNCONTESTED catches. I cannot even comprehend how open opposing receivers are on every single drive.

Yea this staff is balls dude. Theres a reason all these players look like that.

[CaliforniaChief]

Can someone seriously explain the cushions we give? Is that our scheme? Just bad play?

[FloridaMan88]

3rd and 6 again here comes the soft zone

[Red Dawg2]

They are intense and we are soft in too many places. No fire to be champions.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

I hope Ward tears something

[Headcreeps]

I think teams are figuring out how to beat us now the Jigs up....

[Redbled]

Finally got enough coverage.

[DaKCMan AP]

6mins gone

[FloridaMan88]

Wilson KO’d

[rabblerouser]

Ward is just over matched. You have to put Scandrick in

Is Scandrick dressed?

[Demonpenz]

God dang Chris Jones

[CaliforniaChief]

This thread's going to be golden HOC-worthy when we come back and win.

[Mecca]

Ward is trash

Every DB we play is trash, Fuller went from really good to shit...there's a reason...it's probably not the players.

[Bump]

Chris Jones is a monster, we should pay him

[Easy 6]

ROFL Jones came BEASTING through, the abominable snowman

[JakeF]

Apparently we don't have anyone that can play except for Ward. He is getting torched and we are leaving him out there.

[dlphg9]

God dammit

[Dayze]

Jesus.

[Munson]

Seabass down.

[kc rush]

Crap

[Mecca]

And of course the Chiefs get a penalty when he misses.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Unreal

[St. Patty's Fire]

LMAO LMAO

FUCKING IDIOTS

[DaKCMan AP]

JFC we are the dumbest team in the nfl

[RINGLEADER]

Chiefs are so F'ing stupid.

[RunKC]

Unbelievable. CONTROL YOUR TEAM ANDY YOU FAT FUCK

[AssEaterChief]

oh holy hell...LOL

[jimidollar]

Lol@ Chiefs. Fucking idiots.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He's a terrible kicker, you dumb fucks. Just let him miss.

[rabblerouser]

Are you fucking kidding me.

Lucas. Fuck. Me.

[notorious]

Breaks the fucking record but won’t go to the pro bowl.

[Demonpenz]

we are stupid

[dirk digler]

fuck

[New World Order]

This is fucking atrocious

[Gary]

It is fucking painful to watch this undisciplined piece of shit of a defense!

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Stupid....

[Coach]

So much for that.

[Bump]

So Watts is back eh? So no more Doctor, sad.

[GoHuge]

Stupid fuck Lucas

[jallmon]

Missed a fg, so roughing the kicker.

[Sassy Squatch]

Nice one.

[Red Dawg2]

Pull the starters and call it a night. We are not going to win.

[Dayze]

Good acting job

[St. Patty's Fire]

guess thats why lucas isnt starting

[Munson]

Nice acting job.

[Redbled]

We have such horrible players.

[Papi]

Make that guy walk home

[cdcox]

These players are dumb as paste.

[Spott]

Fucking retarded.

[carcosa]

Jesus fucking Christmas

[MadMartigan]

Thats not a smart play.

[Rain Man]

Janikowski's injury was just being really fat and falling. It's not his leg at all. Seriously.

[ROYC75]

Just because, Chiefs!

[dlphg9]

Stupid fuck wasnt even close to blocking it

[Bwana]

Unfucking real.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Andy Reid doesn't deserve to win a Super Bowl. Fat piece of shit.

[EPodolak]

This is the kind of stuff great teams don't do.

[jimidollar]

Lucas can fuck off!

[dannybcaitlyn]

Welp at least Lucas flys to the ball. Even on special teams

[DaKCMan AP]

Half the qtr will be gone before we get the ball.

[DRM08]

Chiefs players are performing like they were bought off by gamblers.

[Mecca]

This team literally saw the Chargers lose and decided they didn't care about this game.

[dlphg9]

Janikowski's injury was just being really fat and falling. It's not his leg at all. Seriously.

Hes drunk as a skunk

[rabblerouser]

JFC we are the dumbest team in the nfl

Full ReidTard.

[notorious]

Most retarded team in the history of football.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Chief Fan will somehow blame Sutton for that.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

an he missed the FG

[Chiefs4TheWin]

i heard our defense was off the field, so i come back and watch and this is what i get.

[Schnitzel]

What a fucking shitshow this game is. Completely unprepared. All three teams are horrible

[siberian khatru]

Super Bowl- bound

[OlineDline]

Janikowski's injury was just being really fat and falling. It's not his leg at all. Seriously.

Truth.

[Why Not?]

Just pull the starters. Nobody on this team, especially the coaching staff, wants anything to do with this football game

[RINGLEADER]

Too dumb to win this game.

More self-inflicted injuries...

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Lol how to beat the Chiefs is out folks. Why do you think the Pats are running so much now

[Red Dawg2]

Poorly coached team. No discipline.

[Demonpenz]

nelsons celebration is as stupid as mighty mouse

[TwistedChief]

Nothing more scary in the NFL than Steven Nelson signaling incomplete.

[dlphg9]

Full ReidTard.

Dont really get how it's on Reid

[tk13]

Half the qtr will be gone before we get the ball.

That's the recipe to beat us. Everyone in the playoffs will try to do it.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Nelson celebrating not getting a flag.

[Rain Man]

I hate how our season is just grinding to a halt. Other teams are having 10 minute drives and we don't even get to see the offense. Plus, it makes for boring games.

[rabblerouser]

Chiefs players are performing like they were bought off by gamblers.

Wasn't Seattle favored by 4?

[dlphg9]

Not even close

[dirk digler]

Baldwin stepped out anyways

[Easy 6]

WATCH FOR THE FAKE

[GoHuge]

Just STFU Nelson when you finally defense a pass without a PI or hold

[jerryaldini]

Defense stopped them twice

[C3HIEF3S]

Lol how to beat the Chiefs is out folks. Why do you think the Pats are running so much now

Weren’t you done?

[KCUnited]

Reid team

[CasselGotPeedOn]

POS Ward does something right

[FloridaMan88]

So another 11 play drive given up

[Why Not?]

This team literally saw the Chargers lose and decided they didn't care about this game.

100%. They’re contractually obligated to show up, but no one cares about this game.

[Coach]

Nice job defense.

You earned that one.

[ROYC75]

Holding to a 3 is HUGH after that!

[Rain Man]

Janikowski is a faker.

[St. Patty's Fire]

okay, we got the stop. now unleash pat

[siberian khatru]

Nothing more scary in the NFL than Steven Nelson signaling incomplete.

ROFL

[rabblerouser]

I hate how our season is just grinding to a halt. Other teams are having 10 minute drives and we don't even get to see the offense. Plus, it makes for boring games.

Because Chiefs.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Just take some GHB to numb the pain, Seabass.

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO Lucas just casually jogging.

[dlphg9]

God damn Lucas was wanting to hit him again lol

[RINGLEADER]

We need Mahomes to show up in the second half.

[New World Order]

RZ d looks much better with Berry

[Gary]

Nothing more scary in the NFL than Steven Nelson signaling incomplete.

That undisciplined POS should be immediately looking for the refs at the end of every play to see if there's yellow on the ground

[Jerm]

Just take some GHB to numb the pain, Seabass.

....or a roofie or two.

[OlineDline]

SeaBass took a shot of whiskey and said he was good to go.

Guy is a fat turd, but respect the throwback.

[alanm]

I can see it already. They lose tonight. Then they do the most Chiefs thing ever and lose to the Raiders next week. Then they get bounced first round. :shake:

[notorious]

Fatass playing up the bullshit.

Spray paint your sock red while you are at it.

[Bwana]

Time for a TD drive.

[jraykc]

Can we stop a godd*mn pass play? Anybody?

[Wallcrawler]

OK andy, drop the fucking grease burger and call some god damn offense.

[RedRaider56]

Seattle ate up 6 minutes on that drive. Of course the last 2 minutes was due to that stupid penalty.
KC offense needs to step up here. give the defense a breather and go score

[ROYC75]

That's the recipe to beat us. Everyone in the playoffs will try to do it.

Yep, let the Chiefs beat themselves!

[Bump]

A half a sack doesn't count for Chris Jones' record does it?

[Dayze]

Just take some GHB to numb the pain, Seabass.

Shit, sea bass is probably working on his 12th Miller high life on the sidelines. He’s fine

[Mecca]

My favorite shit though...Brett Veach is fixing the run defense...yep sure did.

[loce1959]

Seemingly I have more passion for my 7th place fantasy team than the Chiefs do in this game. Sad!!

[rabblerouser]

100%. They’re contractually obligated to show up, but no one cares about this game.

Then put Henne in and take out Hill, Berry, and Kelce.

[Sassy Squatch]

Time for the league MVP to feed the ball to Damien Williams.

[elpappagrande]

Live stream anybody?

[crayzkirk]

Poorly coached teams lack discipline. Mahomes looks tentative. It looks like preseason rather than week 16. The team has not looked the same since Hunt and Watkins went out. No rhythm on offense. Defense is a DPI or DH waiting to happen.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

A half a sack doesn't count for Chris Jones' record does it?

It does

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Did these guys really think he was hurt on that pathetic flop? Were they born yesterday?

[loce1959]

I can see it already. They lose tonight. Then they do the most Chiefs thing ever and lose to the Raiders next week. Then they get bounced first round. :shake:

yep!

[MMXcalibur]

OK Mr. MVP....time to do MVP type things.

[Coach]

I can see it already. They lose tonight. Then they do the most Chiefs thing ever and lose to the Raiders next week. Then they get bounced first round. :shake:

Exactly how I feel as well.

My Chiefs soul have already left my body right now. I'm comfortably numb. Better now than later.

[notorious]

Give it up for the defense. They are playing in the 20-25 worst range. Huge step up.

[CaliforniaChief]

It's a miracle that we're only down by 7 points. They have played awful football. The defense is the best part of the game so far.

It's all there for the taking.

[CupidStunt]

We need Mahomes to show up in the second half.

And Hill. And Kelce. And the OL. Literally everyone seems to be dipping in their form at the worst possible time. Where is Hill running wide open or Kelce ripping off huge YAC plays?

I don't know how much to attribute to Watkins, but man I fucking want that guy back on the field. We've gone from 4 elite guys to a hobbling Hill and Kelce.

[TwistedChief]

Carroll said he was fine giving up 8ypc if it meant shutting down Mahomes.

It's nice Andy is taking what they're giving him. But this isn't enough to compensate for this defense.

[tk13]

Ah well we're playing 1930's football now.

[rabblerouser]

I can see it already. They lose tonight. Then they do the most Chiefs thing ever and lose to the Raiders next week. Then they get bounced first round. :shake:

Because...Chiefs.

[Rain Man]

I vote to start trying now.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

that was a good drop kick! lol

[Coach]

You know, might not be a bad idea to put Tyreek back there.

[RunKC]

Is anyone on this team awake?

[Easy 6]

CLUTCH

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Fisher again lol

[kc rush]

Beauty

[RINGLEADER]

Great touch and pass.

[dirk digler]

Fisher getting his shit pushed in again

[ChiTown]

This D is fucking incapable of producing a 3 n out. It’s crazy how consistently fucking shitty they are

[Rain Man]

Ah well we're playing 1930's football now.

I vote to start trying now.

I swear that was a coincidence.

Edit: darn, you edited.

[notorious]

Everything about this game smells like shit.

[OlineDline]

Holy shit that guy drop kicked it 60 yards with hang time!

[dlphg9]

Nice!

[FLHomer]

Great pass

[Clyde Frog]

Seattle fans are so gay. Hyped on the stupidest shit. Cheering for a fucking drop kick?

[RedRaider56]

And Hill. And Kelce. And the OL. Literally everyone seems to be dipping in their form at the worst possible time. Where is Hill running wide open or Kelce ripping off huge YAC plays?

I don't know how much to attribute to Watkins, but man I fucking want that guy back on the field. We've gone from 4 elite guys to a hobbling Hill and Kelce.

Can't keep fumbling the dang ball

[Demonpenz]

go forward idiot

[Bump]

I really thought he was going to fumble there

[Munson]

About fucking time he calls a screen.

[dlphg9]

Can you drop kick a FG?

[Rain Man]

Tyreek Hill is now the ultimate decoy. How about throwing to him once in a while?

[St. Patty's Fire]

This D is fucking incapable of producing a 3 n out. It’s crazy how consistently fucking shitty they are

Forget 3 and outs. I’m shocked we’ve forced field goals

[Chiefs4TheWin]

just take the yards williams

[RINGLEADER]

Now we're cooking.

[Rain Man]

Can you drop kick a FG?

Sure.

[dirk digler]

Reid must have heard me. Go empty and spread them out

[Sassy Squatch]

Mahomes ate his Patty Flakes at half.

[RedRaider56]

watching Mahomes throw the ball, I don't understand why Reid takes it out of his hands sometimes, like that 3 and out in the 2nd quarter.

[Red Dawg2]

RBs suck.

[notorious]

Fisher blocks a screen like it’s a normal pass.

[GoHuge]

Starting to realize he is still Pat "fucks white chicks only" Mahomes II

[dlphg9]

Seattle fans are so gay. Hyped on the stupidest shit. Cheering for a ****ing drop kick?

They had the gayest name for a defense ever, "The Legion of Boom". Who the fuck came up with that queer shit?

[rabblerouser]

I vote to start trying now.
https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnwbEerhszYMTYY/giphy.gif

[RINGLEADER]

D williams got his bell rung

[RINGLEADER]

3rd and short -- been our bane tonight.

[dlphg9]

Gotta get this. Cant let our shit D back out so quick

[rabblerouser]

Starting to realize he is still Pat "****s white chicks only" Mahomes II

???

[Coach]

Nice grab Kelce.

[Bump]

hell of a catch for Kelce

[TwistedChief]

Kelce. So good.

[jimidollar]

Nice grab.

[kc rush]

Kelce is clutch

[Easy 6]

KLUTCH KELCE NOICE