**** Official The Chiefs vs. The Seahawks Game Thread ****

[Sassy Squatch]

Woot

[dirk digler]

Fisher blocks a screen like it’s a normal pass.

LMAO

[RINGLEADER]

Great catch by Kelce. Squeeze them balls...

[dlphg9]

Travis Kelce has always been good, but this year hes became a whole nother level of good

[RedRaider56]

defender was hanging all over kelce

[jimidollar]

West TD!!!

[Bump]

that pass was PURE SEX!

[St. Patty's Fire]

uber flith

[tk13]

Touchdown! That's just sick.

[TwistedChief]

West!?!?!?!?

[kc rush]

Amazing

[Sassy Squatch]

Good god.

[Chief Roundup]

fucking WOW

[dirk digler]

LMAO

[Easy 6]

OH SHIT!11

[Rain Man]

That was really, really pretty.

[Munson]

That's my MVP!!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

"Oh my God, the season is over!!"

Tie game.

[MadMartigan]

Shake and bake.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

There we go!!!

[RedRaider56]

What a freaking throw...

[FloridaMan88]

Holy shit!

[ROYC75]

Nice look Pat!:clap:

[Bwana]

That's more like it!

[Jerm]

Mahomes Magic BAY BAY...

[kjwood75nro]

What is that now, for different player pass TDs?

[Rain Man]

Oh, that was Charc. I thought it was Tyreek.

[Coach]

Come on D....

3 and out, please.

[Baby Lee]

That was perhaps the most amazing yet.

[FLHomer]

Damn! One hell of a throw!

[EPodolak]

Apparent our QB decided to have fun on that drive.

[Sassy Squatch]

Mahomes playing like the MVP now.

[jallmon]

Here we go! Not sure how Pat made that throw, but West did a great job, too!

[Sandy Vagina]

not human. lol

[Bump]

This is why you let Mahomes do his thing and not try to rely on the running game. At least Andy seemed to adjust.

[cdcox]

Mahomes is the only guy I've seen who consistently makes those kinds of plays.

[DrunkBassGuitar]

Duuuuurrrr they should rest the starters

[FloridaMan88]

That pass was savage

[Graystoke]

Pep talk....ya it was the pep talk

[Rain Man]

Patrick has now surpassed the best season of Drew Brees in TD passes. He's one short of Dan Marino's best season.

[DaNewGuy]

I LOVE YOU MAHOMES

[loce1959]

And the NFL is trying to tell me that Brees is more valuable than that. Yeah right.

[RINGLEADER]

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[Bugeater]

Wtf did I just see there

[Munson]

I think that's TD pass #47.

[JakeF]

Mahomes has calmed down now.

[TwistedChief]

This is why we always have a shot. Because Mahomes can take Billay off the street sucking dick on the corner for coke and line him up at WR and make him productive.

[rabblerouser]

Starting to realize he is still Pat "****s white chicks only" Mahomes II

That boy can FUCK ME if he wants, holy shit, what a fucking throw!

[RINGLEADER]

Was that the 12th person to catch a TD? Isn't the record 13?

[siberian khatru]

Just let Pat do his thang

[kepp]

Was that Ozzie Smith leaping and throwing out a runner at first?

[Bump]

And the NFL is trying to tell me that Brees is more valuable than that. Yeah right.

he's never gotten an MVP before and he's getting old, this is the participation trophy era.

[KChiefs1]

How about a stop on defense.

[TwistedChief]

This is why you let Mahomes do his thing and not try to rely on the running game. At least Andy seemed to adjust.

Yes. Let Mahomes Mahomes!

[mschiefs1984]

Just another amazing Mahomes play no big deal

[ROYC75]

Pep talk....ya it was the pep talk

Pep talk or Patty Flakes ?

[KC_Connection]

Maybe stick with the passing thing for entire games, Andy. It works.

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

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[DaKCMan AP]

Please get the ball back before the 4th quarter.

[KCwantstheD..fense]

I think Todd Collins just became the second most talented Qb to wear the 15 for kc

[Easy 6]

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GOOOOOO

[RINGLEADER]

Perfect time for a turnover!

[Red Dawg2]

Mahomes and Kelce were nails. Great catch by West.

[RunKC]

Has Kelvin benjamin been on the field? I don’t think I’ve seen him at all

[St. Patty's Fire]

Now can the defense prevent a demoralizing drive?

I doubt it

[Chiefs4TheWin]

And now the lamest show on turf.. your kansas city chiefs defense!

[St. Patty's Fire]

don’t lift boxes eric

[johnny961]

That throw was wicked.

[Rain Man]

Seattle lit up a big 12 on that building to commemorate our 12th win. That's nice of them.

[notorious]

Perfect time for a turnover!

I will settle for competent defense.

[Munson]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Mahomes breaks Tom Brady&#39;s NFL record for most road TD passes in one season with 30.</p>&mdash; SANTA TOM (@TomKCTV5) <a href="https://twitter.com/TomKCTV5/status/1077042653806714880?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 24, 2018</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

That's nothing compared to Drew Brees' completion percentage!

/haters

[kjwood75nro]

Was that the 12th person to catch a TD? Isn't the record 13?Hill, Kelce, Harris, DAT, Robinson, Conley, Hunt, Sherman, Williams, Ware, West...

Missing anybody?

[GoShox]

Has Kelvin benjamin been on the field? I don’t think I’ve seen him at allYes

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[NJChiefsFan]

We are all witnesses.

[RINGLEADER]

Mahomes and Kelce were nails. Great catch by West.

I know it's a gross oversimplification of everything but as long as this offense executes as its designed it can't be stopped by anyone.

[TwistedChief]

Has Kelvin benjamin been on the field? I don’t think I’ve seen him at all

Agreed. Dont love that.

[rabblerouser]

How about a stop on defense.

This.

[dirk digler]

cmon defense

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Benjamin is a fat scrub whose only use is as a big body in the red zone.

[Sassy Squatch]

Here comes the Red Carpet.

[Demonpenz]

two plays and they are mild field

[jimidollar]

And Chiefs defense still sucks.

[FloridaMan88]

Here comes another 11 play drive given up

[MAHOMO 4 LIFE!]

Hill, Kelce, Harris, DAT, Robinson, Conley, Hunt, Sherman, Williams, Ware, West...

Missing anybody?

Watkins

[KChiefs1]

And now the lamest show on turf.. your kansas city chiefs defense!

Yay!

[Gary]

Oh YEAH. My leaking bucket of a defense is back on the field!

[Sassy Squatch]

Oh. ****.

[Mecca]

Hill, Kelce, Harris, DAT, Robinson, Conley, Hunt, Sherman, Williams, Ware, West...

Missing anybody?

Ware doesn't have one, both Williams do, and Watkins.

[RunKC]

That pic of Mahomes looking at his hand was awesome LMAO

[Demonpenz]

because chiefs

[Clyde Frog]

Goood, good. I need 28 points and a dub.

[jimidollar]

Ford injured. That's nice.

[dirk digler]

fuck Ford is hurt now.

[St. Patty's Fire]

oh goodie, a huge injury

[cdcox]

Ford would be a huge loss.

[Bump]

Has Kelvin benjamin been on the field? I don’t think I’ve seen him at all

he was out there in the beginning of the game, haven't noticed him since.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

Here comes the Red Carpet.

ROFLROFL Perfect!

[kjwood75nro]

WatkinsOh yeah, I guess he's on the team too. [emoji16]

[rabblerouser]

I hope Dee Ford is okay.

Helluva dropoff from him to Zombo.

[TwistedChief]

Benjamin is a fat scrub whose only use is as a big body in the red zone.

Fat? WTF?

[OKchiefs]

Fucking wonderful. Our weekly serious injury for ya.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Oh FFS

[GoHuge]

Seriously just let the Pat do his thing. Play calls on O and D.....all night my n*****, my n*****, my n*****.

And down goes Ford :(

[kjwood75nro]

Ware doesn't have one, both Williams do, and Watkins.Christ, I need to slow down.

[Demonpenz]

ZOMBOTIME

[TwistedChief]

I hope Dee Ford is okay.

Helluva dropoff from him to Zombo.

Speaks next up, no?

[NJChiefsFan]

Season over again?

[ROYC75]

**** Ford is hurt now.

Damn it, we should have went General Motors !

[FloridaMan88]

Sutton doesn’t get the correlation between his soft zone/bend don’t break strategy and giving up long drives + keeping Mahomes off the field.

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Walking off on his own

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Fat? WTF?

He weighs close to 280 pounds.

[notorious]

An Unbreakable sequel? Sweet.

[Bump]

I hope Dee Ford is okay.

Helluva dropoff from him to Zombo.

you'd think that either one of our 2nd round picks from the past 2 years could step in instead of Zombo, what happened to those guys lol?

[DaNewGuy]

Hill, Kelce, Harris, DAT, Robinson, Conley, Hunt, Sherman, Williams, Ware, West...

Missing anybody?

Watkins

[Mecca]

He weighs close to 280 pounds.

He does not..he's 240.

[Red Dawg2]

We need to have a big off season and this time Veach needs to do a good job. His moves so far are trash. We dont get turnovers any more. Thats abbig problem.

[KChiefs1]

Sutton doesn’t get the correlation between his soft zone/bend don’t break strategy and giving up long drives + keeping Mahomes off the field.

He’s a fucking moron.

[notorious]

He weighs close to 280 pounds.

Depends on how many Whoppers he’s inhaled today.

[Rain Man]

Be okay, Dee. We need you.

[FloridaMan88]

He looks okay

[Easy 6]

Looks like Miss Wilson couldnt care less

[Demonpenz]

speaks is so fat maybe his love handles will clothesline the ballcarrier

[jimidollar]

Nelson right there.

[GoHuge]

No celebration Nelson????

[Gary]

That wasn't bad coverage. WOW

[Bump]

that was actually good D by Nelson, not much you can do there

[FloridaMan88]

That was just a good play

[kc rush]

That was a good pass and catch

[mschiefs1984]

If only we had a D

[KC_Connection]

This run defense is garbage.

[Rain Man]

Season over again?

I'm already looking at the draft.

[Gary]

Come on pass rush!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He does not..he's 240.

Yeah. His listed weight. Also, Shaq was only 300.

[jimidollar]

Nice play Houston

[Bump]

Houston good play and good sportsmanship at the end there

[Demonpenz]

god if raglan could square up someone it looks like someone would die.

[Rain Man]

Chris Jones had a front row seat watching Justin Houston there.

Hey, Chris. Hit the guy.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

lol get stiff armed

[notorious]

I'm already looking at the draft.

32 is a long wait. Make extra cheese dip.

[Mecca]

Yeah. His listed weight. Also, Shaq was only 300.

There's no fucking way he's 280, he'd have a big ass gut.

[Why Not?]

Mahomes leads great TD drive, so of course here comes immediate Seattle points

[DaKCMan AP]

3rd and Sutton coming up

[jimidollar]

Third and long!! Oh no.

[EPodolak]

This run defense is garbage.

They've been a lot worse than this game.

[Rain Man]

god if raglan could square up someone it looks like someone would die.

Fortunately that never happens.

[FloridaMan88]

3rd and long, stop them.

[Bump]

3rd and 17, I've seen this before and it doesnt end well

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

2-17 who fwwela safe?

[Demonpenz]

there is a gif waiting to happen

[Chiefs4TheWin]

if you call that a late hit refs....

[GoHuge]

3rd and 17....lookout Nelson!

[rabblerouser]

you'd think that either one of our 2nd round picks from the past 2 years could step in instead of Zombo, what happened to those guys lol?

Speaks looks like he's running in a Freddy Krueger movie, like stuck in molasses.

[scho63]

Holding on Seahawks not called

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO

[Coach]

We need to have a big off season and this time Veach needs to do a good job. His moves so far are trash. We dont get turnovers any more. Thats abbig problem.

He needs to start finding players who have the knack of making open field tackles. That, to me, will be the future of defenses in football is to make open field tackles/no missed tackles.

See what I mean there?

[DaKCMan AP]

3rd and Sutton coming up

:rolleyes:

[jimidollar]

Jesus christ i hate these clowns!!

[Rain Man]

Un-f*****gbelievable.

[dirk digler]

GOD DAMMIT FUCK THIS DEFENSE

[Bump]

there's just no excuse for that

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Fuck this D

[KC_Connection]

This defense LMAO

[Munson]

That was embarrassing.

[kepp]

That play right there sums up the Chiefs D

[St. Patty's Fire]

Hahahahahahahaha LMAO

fucking pathetic

[Mecca]

And there is the terrible defense we all know, Tremon Smith is fucking horrible.

[Easy 6]

JOKE

[Graystoke]

Jebus

[kc rush]

Are you fucking kidding me

[crayzkirk]

Totally inept

[RedRaider56]

how in the hell do you let that happen?
This defense is soooo bad

[dannybcaitlyn]

Cut hitchens

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

Sutton can't fucking tackle for them...

[tk13]

Just hideous. Every bit of that was hideous. Let him sit there for 10 seconds, complete the pass, then miss the tackle and blow the 1st down.

[jraykc]

At least f*cking try!!!

[SPchief]

Fucking wrap up

[pugsnotdrugs19]

Hitchens is the worst contract we have. Worst.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

LOLOLOLOL ATROCIOUS

[Gary]

Our defense is the personification of AIDS

[Red Dawg2]

Its over. Gawf this defense is shit!

[Jerm]

Unbelievable....eh not really.

[mlyonsd]

Who is in charge of teaching the defense to tackle?

[RunKC]

Fire everyone. Seriously CUT EVERYONE

[Bwana]

Come on!

[scho63]

POS defense

[EPodolak]

Just awful.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

unfuckingbelievable

[NJChiefsFan]

Oh my god...............................

[MAG]

Cut 39 immediately. What a joke.

[Baby Lee]

Shit on a fucking shingle, this defense is absolute garbage.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It's amazing that the Seahawks are the only team on the field tonight that has a linebacker who has been convicted of financial crimes, given what Hitchens has done this season.

[rabblerouser]

Holding on Seahawks not called

Tremon Smith should've made the tackle anyway.

[ROYC75]

FUCKING SMITH!

[DRM08]

Maybe the worst defense in NFL history.

[OKchiefs]

FUCK EVERY ONE OF THESE PIECES OF SHIT

[Jimmya]

Greg Robinson head and shoulders above Sutton

[DaNewGuy]

Old ass dickson shreds our D for fucks sake

[Rain Man]

That third down made me vomit.

[DaKCMan AP]

One offensive possession the entire 3rd quarter.

[notorious]

Lolz

[Coach]

The worst tackling team in the NFL.

[Pablo]

Pussies.

[JakeF]

can't tackle worth a damn

[Sassy Squatch]

Maybe stop the soft zone? Your guys are fucking terrible at it.

[RINGLEADER]

Holy crap.

Sutton and his 4 man rush and the terrible tackling.

Why is 39 rolling around on the ground at the feet of the receiver?

Unbelievable.

[Red Dawg2]

Cut 53. A Veach hire.

[MadMartigan]

That’s some amateur hour tackling. Reminds me of early season Mizzou.

[Demonpenz]

man that was horrible. we can't carry the ball right and can't tackle

[Bump]

We gotta score at least 35 to have a chance of winning 9 out of 10 games. It's that simple

[Why Not?]

Why would that be surprising in the least?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

"Blitz more Sutton!!"

Sutton blitzes more

"Goddammit Sutton!!"

[Clyde Frog]

This defense is a fucking joke.

[St. Patty's Fire]

spectactularly awful

[Mecca]

Nelson never even turned to look, guy is a joke.

[NJChiefsFan]

The guy needs 15 yards. Why are you diving AT him like its on the goalline.

[RedRaider56]

defender never looked for the ball

[jimidollar]

Steven Nelson still sucks.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Nelson is so lost

[Wallcrawler]

Thank you for sending no pressure on 3rd n long bob.

[siberian khatru]

Absolute garbage

[KCFalcon59]

Can we fire Sutton now?

[dirk digler]

That was just perfect. Not much you can do about that

[Coach]

Looked liked OOB.

[CasselGotPeedOn]

Staylor

[EPodolak]

Nelson doesn't even know there's a football in the air.

[rabblerouser]

Maybe the worst defense in NFL history.

Not even the worst defense in Chiefs history (2004)

[JakeF]

Nelson had no fucking idea what was going on.


Moron

[Rain Man]

Can't freaking stop a third and fifteen and then give up the winning touchdown. Fire Sutton right now. Get Berry to call the defense the rest of the game.

[Why Not?]

Greg Robinson head and shoulders above Sutton

X1000

[Mecca]

Brett Veach should explain to me how he thought this secondary was good.

[FLHomer]

What a shit show

[Baby Lee]

If this team were to somehow win a ring, no one on the defense gets one without personally fellating Mahomes on the town square.

[Best22]

Why dive for his knees?

Body him up. If he doesn’t make the tackle it’s still slow Dickson down enough

Soft, effortless pathetic

[Gary]

Great throw and catch

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Good TD

[Dayze]

There is no way we’re doing shit in the playoffs with this defense.

I’ve never seen a defense this horrible for 15 games.

[Why Not?]

Staylor

Lol

[Easy 6]

Thats all in, shit!

[jallmon]

Nelson, don't you ever fucking look back for the goddamn ball! You shit.

[Munson]

Welp, we'd better answer with a TD.

We might only get 1 or 2 more drives with the way things are going.

[RINGLEADER]

His hand is out of bounds.

[Spott]

This defense is such an embarrassment.

[Chiefs4TheWin]

LOL. This defense... One and done.

[IowaHawkeyeChief]

That's a great fucking catch... Nelson couldn't do much more...

[rabblerouser]

Nelson doesn't even know there's a football in the air.

Does he ever?

[dannybcaitlyn]

Nelson didn’t even look back once. Coaching is awful

[loce1959]

I wonder if you are a chiefs defensive player what you feel like after a performance like tonight. I guess the money makes up for it. Embarrassing.

[DaNewGuy]

Nelson is so fucking garbage

[ILChief]

One stop you morons

[Bump]

3rd and 17 caused that, those missed tackles...