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Nominees for the 2009 "Best Chiefs Post of the Year" - AKA The DT Award (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=220067)

Nominees for the 2009 "Best Chiefs Post of the Year" - AKA The DT Award

Ok Gang...
:)

This will be the 2nd of 5 total categories for the CP Academy Awards. This category wins the prestegious DT award for 2009.
This post needs to fall into one category only, the Chiefs. Whether it was breaking news that hit this board before anywhere else, something insightful that started a large discussion or something stupid, (AKA THE DEAL IS DONE) type of post. Anything Chiefs related goes so let's get started.

You can see that the rules from yesterdays thread apply here as well:
But just in case your and idiot, I'll copy and paste them below:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=220002

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Nomination threads in each category will be open for 48 hours. The first poll is open for 3 days. The final poll in each category is open for 6 days. All nominations and polls are public.

You must cut and paste the nomination post into the nomination thread, plus a link to the original page(to keep any shenanigans from occurring).

Nominations that will make it to the poll round will be decided by how many nominations a post gets. A 2nd nomination by a poster, a 3rd nomination etc. We will keep the tally in the original starting post.

Any post from January 1st 2009 to present is eligible in its own category.

Any dupe accounts or new accounts(less than 5 posts) are ineligible to vote and their votes will be discarded. Any nominee caught being a part of something like this will be disqualified. We will keep all graft and bribery out in the open. All bribery/graft is allowed and encouraged and will only pertain to that thread in which the bribe/graft was posted. Any new poll or thread means new graft and or bribes. We will keep track of the known bribes and graft in the opening post. Once nominated, it’s official and the nominee or the person who nominated the nominee can’t withdraw. There is no dropping out and throwing support to another nominee/poster.

The "Humor" nomination thread will be out on Friday. This will be run by academy member Mr. Flopnuts.
The "DC" nomination thread will be out ASAP. This will be run by academy member RedneckRaider.
The "Poopuri" nomination thread will be out Monday. This will be run by academy member Pestilience.

The whole point of this is to have some fun, entertainment and distraction from how much our team sucks. You think it’s stupid, fine and dandy. But, please don’t anyone take this too seriously. I know some will really want to earn that “Logical Memorial Award” but let’s don’t stray too far from the entertainment. Stick to having some fun with this idea.

The Second nominee category is the 2009 “Chiefs” Post of the Year, the “DT Award”. Let the games begin and have fun!

On a side note, I'd appreciate any assistance in tracking this throughout the day. I have two meetings around lunchtime and will be out for a while. I'll catch up when I get back but if someone could help out a little and PM me a list around 2:00 p.m. cst, that would be awesome...
If not, I can catch up I'm sure.
TIA

The nominees are:

1. Pestilence: Post 11 +1
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=11

2. Bugeater: Post 15 +2
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...0&postcount=15

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6354353)

hello?

Research departments on the West Coast don't traditionally open until 9:00. A little time zone sensitivity on the Academy's part would be appreciated. :D

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6354353)

hello?

You suck, no one cares. I had 100 posts in 30 mintues. :loser:

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 6354359)

You suck, no one cares. I had 100 posts in 30 mintues. :loser:

You gave me the lame award, ****er...

I am going to overthrow the the establishment at take command.

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 6354359)

You suck, no one cares. I had 100 posts in 30 mintues. :loser:

Let's just say it was a lot easier to find dumbass posts than ones that actually contributed anything.

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6354370)

You gave me the lame award, ****er...

I am going to overthrow the the establishment at take command.

Hey, didn't you request the Chiefs one?;)

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 6354405)

Hey, didn't you request the Chiefs one?;)

I don't think so...

This'll be a tough one. The dumbass posts ratio seem to overshadow the awesome posts in this BB.

A Chiefs board without a single nomination for a "Chiefs" related post. But pages of nominations for dumbassery.....We certaintly got our priorites straight!

Is it lame to nominate your own post? Huh? It is? Well **** you too.

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6345682)

It's going to take a lot to make me happy this offseason. And yes I know that the Chiefs don't give two shits about how I feel or what I want....but I'd like to see 75% of this shit happen.

1. Fire Pendergast and bring in a competent 3-4 defensive coordinator.

2. Hire an offensive coordinator and let him call the plays.

3. Hire a QB coach and actually let him coach the QBs.

4. Bring in competition at the QB position. And I mean actual competition...not another QB that will get 10 reps throughout the offseason and then Cassel gets the job handed to him.

5. Draft a ****ing playmaker in the 1st round. I better not see a defensive lineman or offensive lineman with a top 5 pick.

6. Be active in Free Agency. I know that if it's uncapped that there won't be a lot (if any) good free agents out there. But if it is a capped year....then we better be filling ****ing holes this offseason.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...82#post6345682

Post #9

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6354674)

Is it lame to nominate your own post? Huh? It is? Well **** you too.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...82#post6345682

Post #9

right now you are the leader.

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 6354685)

right now you are the leader.

CLOSE THE THREAD!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6354674)

Is it lame to nominate your own post? Huh? It is? Well **** you too.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...82#post6345682

Post #9

Well hell, if we can nominate our own posts...I pretty much nailed it with this one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=23

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5978622)

And then after we suck in the 3rd PS game it'll be "we'll know more when the regular season starts" and after we suck in the first couple RS games it'll be "these guys need some time to jell" then when we still suck in the middle of the season it'll be "there's still no talent on this team, bring back draftplanet!". Wash, rinse, repeat.

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6354700)

Well hell, if we can nominate our own posts...I pretty much nailed it with this one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=23

opening post needs +1 beside both nominations

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6354700)

Well hell, if we can nominate our own posts...I pretty much nailed it with this one:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=23

Excellent prophetic word, Mr. Bugeater.

+2

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 6354660)

A Chiefs board without a single nomination for a "Chiefs" related post. But pages of nominations for dumbassery.....We certaintly got our priorites straight!

Unfortunately, our priorities are about as straight as the Chiefs' priorities.

I think this large awards endeavor is a failure. Its too much work so people just nominate their own posts. Dumb.

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 6354765)

I think this large awards endeavor is a failure. Its too much work so people just nominate their own posts. Dumb.

We hear ya. Policy has been changed and a request to lock this thread sent to Daface

How many dicks unloading in your ass is it going to take for you to realize you're a little bitch

Come on
this is some of Haley's finest work

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Originally Posted by Demonpenz
i'm so awesome I only f hot girls with small V's and detatchable jaws large sucking power perfect rumps with 3 boobs total recall style, i barely need to take off my gator popped colar white kacki shorts and sweet flip flops off. Girls dig my aqua net hair, my shaved peter, and my ability to shit that doesn stink. Lift up my gator sized balls and I have a tatoo of tebow on my taint. but you won't see any of this because I live in a hawiaan tropic model's vagina

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...4&postcount=10

This is a winner IMO.

This or Pablo's Brett Favre, wrangler jeans, fireworks... pabst blue ribbon cans in a large mouth bass, post.

Wait, this is the wrong thread... Oh well. I'm bad at this.

This post for sure:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=6950

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5874976)

She didn't make me cum. Hence the "meh." It was a frustrating experience.

She gave a hell of a blowjob but I couldn't stay hard when I was actually ****ing her. I'm guessing it had something to do with the fact that I could fit three fingers inside her vajeen. I had a little wine, but not that much.

can i nominate private messages as well?

if i can, i nominate all the automatic pm's that look like this..

"Hello Sofa King,

congratulations, you have beaten Pestilence in the Archery 2000-Tournament, so you advance to the next round.

Click here to view the Tournament."

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6355297)

ROFL

Unfortunately this thread has been killed. We are reformatting the awards.

But I would 2nd this.