So guess where I woke up this morning....... - Page 6

cadmonkey · 08-18-2005, 12:21 PM

.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday

Taco John · 08-18-2005, 09:29 PM

SKIP IS OLD! LOL!

**Saulbadguy** · 08-18-2005, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gochiefs

"And I hope it feels good. There's noting more exhilarating than pointing out the faults of others."

SHORTCOMINGS.

**Saulbadguy** · 08-18-2005, 09:32 PM

I actually found this story fairly amusing.

tommykat · 08-18-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cadmonkey

.......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat.

The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am.

"fuck, I'm late for work!"

I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up.

So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived..............

nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday

Black outs beware..........NOT GOOD! Glad you stopped but be cautious with that.

Archie F. Swin · 08-19-2005, 07:03 AM

If you're bragging that you were late to work this morning because you were too shitfaced drunk to drive and eventually passed out on the side of the road, I would be willing to wager that there are a couple of things you're not telling us. Like you're a closet Packers fan, and some of the less mentionable moments last night included bratwurst.

**the Talking Can** · 08-19-2005, 07:07 AM

at least you don't smoke pot....that would be dangerous

**ptlyon** · 08-19-2005, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

My rep was destroyed by Phobia in a 15 minute wild-ass rep party.

Kinky...

**Skip Towne** · 08-19-2005, 07:26 AM

Didn't you say a couple of months ago that you keep a bottle under your desk? Blackouts? Alcohol related tardiness to work? 28 days.

**Dartgod** · 08-19-2005, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Didn't you say a couple of months ago that you keep a bottle under your desk? Blackouts? Alcohol related tardiness to work? 28 days.

IIRC, one of his first threads on the Planet was about him and a buddy getting plastered at lunch during the workday. (apparently the archives are still unavailable or I'd find it)

I know it seems like people are bagging on you Cadmonkey, but it sounds like you have a serious drinking problem that needs immediate attention. Please, before you kill someone, seek help!

Hammock Parties · 08-19-2005, 07:40 AM

You're damn right he has a drinking problem. He's fresh outta scotch!

Ultra Peanut · 08-19-2005, 07:42 AM

"You've got a prollum."
"Yeah, you're a mesh!"

**ptlyon** · 08-19-2005, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

IIRC, one of his first threads on the Planet was about him and a buddy getting plastered at lunch during the workday. (apparently the archives are still unavailable or I'd find it)

It was a Friday. They always go get bagged at lunch on a Friday's. Hey, it's Friday today... Probably will see some interesting posts by 1 p.m. central time...

Anyway, and yes, I do remember a bottle in the drawer also.

**ExtremeChief** · 08-19-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Would you assholes shut up? As long as cadmonkey's around, my problem doesn't seem so bad in comparison. Last thing I need is him getting clean.

eh... go ahead and quit drinking... you will still be a whale humping prick..

SoCalBronco · 08-19-2005, 09:15 PM

it could have been worse. You could have woken up in GoChiefs bed.

08-18-2005, 12:21 PM
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	So guess where I woke up this morning....... .......in my car, parked on the side of the road. I woke up with my head on my steering wheel, car still on, and my buddy sleeping in the passanger seat. The only reason I actually woke up was because my phone was viberating in my pocket. I look at the number and see it is coming from my office. I look at the clock and its 9:57 am. "fuck, I'm late for work!" I figure the person on the phone was my friend busting my balls for not being there yet. NOPE, its my boss asking if I felt like coming in today or if I was just going to piss him off and not show up. So I wake my buddy up, ask why we were sleeping on the side of the road, and fly to work. Apparently we tied one on pretty good last night and decided I was to drunk to drive any further. Of course we were no where near where we lived.............. nothing better than getting blackout sh*tfaced on a Wednesday
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