Vanilla Thunder a lifeguard? - Page 3

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-24-2006, 10:31 PM

Coming to a pool near you this summer...

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-25-2006, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Stop drooling all over the thread, damnit.

I'll be drooling when I'm in the stand, watching the chicks. "Help, I'm drowning!" "One second...she's about to bend over..."

4th and Long · 01-25-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

I'll be drooling when I'm in the stand, watching the chicks. "Help, I'm drowning!" "One second...she's about to bend over..."

You hang onto that thought when it's 100 degrees outside, you're sitting in your stand, cooking like a pizza in an oven and the only people at the pool to save are the dumb ugly chicks who aren't smart enough to stay in the air conditioning.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-25-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 4th and Long

You hang onto that thought when it's 100 degrees outside, you're sitting in your stand, cooking like a pizza in an oven and the only people at the pool to save are the dumb ugly chicks who aren't smart enough to stay in the air conditioning.

I have a friend that's a lifeguard, and she told me she has jumped in after more elderly people than young kids. WTF is that all about?

Simplex3 · 01-25-2006, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

I have a friend that's a lifeguard, and she told me she has jumped in after more elderly people than young kids. WTF is that all about?

I'd have to meet your g/f to be sure but I'm guessing she's blind, deaf, and has no sense of touch?

Oh, you were asking about the old people. Never mind.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-25-2006, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

I'd have to meet your g/f to be sure but I'm guessing she's blind, deaf, and has no sense of touch?

Oh, you were asking about the old people. Never mind.

Some people swim that shouldn't be swimming. Just like some people drive that shouldn't be driving.

**Rain Man** · 01-25-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

If I had a Baywatch babe's body, I'd never leave the house.

I don't normally condone necrophilia, but in this case I can see your point.

Wichita Lineman · 01-25-2006, 02:28 PM

After some of the opinions and attitudes expressed by this individual it's probably a good thing he's not around Wichita in the summer or someone might let thier pet alligator or shark in them pool with him. Not that I'd know anyone like that.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-26-2006, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Wichita Lineman

After some of the opinions and attitudes expressed by this individual it's probably a good thing he's not around Wichita in the summer or someone might let thier pet alligator or shark in them pool with him. Not that I'd know anyone like that.

Hello, I'm a lifeguard, I'm here to help you.

KChiefsQT · 01-26-2006, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Coming to a pool near you this summer...

.....but somebody's gotta do it. One helluva a crew you picked out there buddy.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-26-2006, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

.....but somebody's gotta do it. One helluva a crew you picked out there buddy.

But it sho' is fun.

**KcMizzou** · 01-26-2006, 01:00 PM

The guy who likes to poop on cars is going to be responsible for saving lives?

**KcMizzou** · 01-26-2006, 01:00 PM

I hope you'll be wearing pants, at least.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-26-2006, 01:55 PM

I'll double up on it...

I'll jump in the water, my trunks will fall off, then I will crap in the water...

01-24-2006, 10:31 PM
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