Vanilla Thunder a lifeguard?

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-24-2006, 10:31 PM

Coming to a pool near you this summer...

**Rausch** · 01-24-2006, 10:40 PM

Get some sunscreen Vanilla...

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-24-2006, 11:09 PM

Yeah. I'll be chocolate thunder by the end of the summer.

**Dunit35** · 01-24-2006, 11:50 PM

I hope some ugly fat disgusting chick fakes drowning and you have to make out with her.

Simplex3 · 01-24-2006, 11:52 PM

I never thought that job looked very good. Sure, you're around a bunch of hot chicks in bikinis all day, but they're just getting a tan so they can get a guy with a job better than yours to f**k them and buy them stuff.

tk13 · 01-24-2006, 11:53 PM

Don't lie, you just wanna give middle school girls mouth to mouth.

tk13 · 01-24-2006, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Who doesn't?

Jeffrey Jones?

Hammock Parties · 01-24-2006, 11:56 PM

Someone change his name to Wendy Peppercorn.

tk13 · 01-24-2006, 11:57 PM

I guess the real question is whether Cody's gonna run slow motion across the beach like Hasselhoff, then release a #1 album in Germany.

Ultra Peanut · 01-25-2006, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by gopaint

Someone change his name to Wendy Peppercorn.

Peffercorn.

teedubya · 01-25-2006, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

I never thought that job looked very good. Sure, you're around a bunch of hot chicks in bikinis all day, but they're just getting a tan so they can get a guy with a job better than yours to f**k them and buy them stuff.

ouch.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-25-2006, 11:12 AM

My trunks will say "Barely legal."

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-25-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

ouch.

It's kinda true, though.

Simplex3 · 01-25-2006, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

It's kinda true, though.

Don't mind me, after 4 years of varsity swimming in HS I don't like anything to do with pools. Wake up at 5 or 6am to swim laps for an hour or two before school, then back in the pool after school for 2 hours. Oh, and don't forget the 3 or 4 hour Saturday practices. Those were a real blast.

My favorite to this day was the one where the coach put a 10ft bungee cord around your waist, tied it to the wall, and told you to swim. If you got less than 15ft from the wall your time started over. Man, that was fun. It was really great because you'd be really tired, completely out of breath, and then when you'd stop swimming the cord would pull you backwards and under water. That was great.

F**k pools.

Chiefs Pantalones · 01-25-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

Don't mind me, after 4 years of varsity swimming in HS I don't like anything to do with pools. Wake up at 5 or 6am to swim laps for an hour or two before school, then back in the pool after school for 2 hours. Oh, and don't forget the 3 or 4 hour Saturday practices. Those were a real blast.

My favorite to this day was the one where the coach put a 10ft bungee cord around your waist, tied it to the wall, and told you to swim. If you got less than 15ft from the wall your time started over. Man, that was fun. It was really great because you'd be really tired, completely out of breath, and then when you'd stop swimming the cord would pull you backwards and under water. That was great.

F**k pools.

I love to swim, just not competition type like you were involved in. When I was in HS, the girls on the swim team weren't hot at all. Yours?

01-24-2006, 10:31 PM
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